Due to inflation, Barenaked Ladies is re-recording "If I Had $1,000,000" and ending it at "I'd buy you a house"

While I'm talking about potentially controversial food takes, I'm just going to say that caramel is a better fall flavor than pumpkin spice but I may be biased

Just tried salt and vinegar chips and wondering why this exists

My pouch is not a big truck you can just dump something on.

You know what? *Hugs your fursona*

I've stayed silent for too long. It's time for me to give a statement about it, even though I may get some hate for it. CONGRATULATIONS DODGERS! Congrats on back to back World Series wins! 💙 I'm at the parade now. Looking forward to seeing them!

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I was 28 when I began to identify as ace and came out to my mom and close friends. I didn't know asexuality was a thing until 27, and then my life made sense. I'm 36 now and still learning about myself.

Happy Halloween! Don't forget to wear a fun costume and enjoy lots of candy! And if you have some extra caramel candy, give me some!

Thinking about how ringtones were so popular that mid-2000s pop music had beats to make them attractive for that, and now we get mad if our phones dare make any sound that's not from vibrating.

Furry trash (but happy)❤️ (🎨 by the awesome @guephren.bsky.social)

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Stickers Almond Soy Gummy beard

Met so many great people and made and maintained good friends. Gained lots of confidence. Mostly thanks to Twitter and creating a fursona to put on it. It was fun and I've never been more known in any other way. I was very sad when I left. Still am.

Help me, I'm less focused on video games, sports, furries, and fandoms, though I still enjoy them Now I'm focused on home buying, financial security, investments, politics, and my girlfriend keeps talking about wanting a baby Is this the 30s experience?

Me and the Trix Rabbit would be good friends. I want caramel. He wants Trix. We get denied our treats. I'd totally meet up with him in a back alley and trade caramel candy and Trix.

Me: *Posts pictures of the Milky Way* Bluesky: *Shows me lots of posts about space* Heck yeah. Keep it up, I wanna see more about stars, galaxies, black holes, and all the other space stuff 🌌

No. Caramel Kangaroo does NOT approve. Do not trash a roo! Kangaroos are not walking trash bags!

My girlfriend, that works in the same place but different department, and several of our work friends all talk to each other on Discord and this is a legit fear of mine haha I wish we could make that info private. I know you can scroll through member lists, but at least make it harder, you know?

My non furry friends think it's weird that "I don't post on social media". If only they knew my furry side haha

I am obsessed with the Milky Way! Living near LA, it's a very light polluted and I've only seen it three times in my 36 years of life. Went out to see Comet Lemmon (camera didn't get it sadly) but got these pics of the Milky Way at Joshua Tree, CA at different exposures

If you come across this post, post your 'sona NOT smiling No, you will NOT use my pouch to hold your stuff like I'm a walking shopping bag

Happy World Kangaroo Day!

roo day moment

Speaking of pouches, why don't I see much about them with other species with pouches? Possums, koalas, wombats, seahorses, on and on. It's not just kangaroos and wallabies!

Remember: Some male kangaroo furries have pouches! And we cannot find our darn keys in there! Sometimes it feels like a black hole

Post your favorite song from the year you were born 1989: We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel. It covers events from around when my parents were born until I was born. It's a fun song with a nice beat and energy. Very enjoyable all around, especially if you're born in the 40s or late 80s.

They need to release The Kangaroo Chronicles movies in the US I wanna see kangaroo shenanigans!

I should start posting NSFW, but the NSFW is stuff like me standing on the top rung of a ladder and reaching pick up a large box

Airport security not putting marsupials in luggage scanners because of their pouches challenge (impossible)

A group is kangaroos is called a mob. Does this mean I'm part of the mob? Am I a mobster? Do I gotta start wearing pinstripe suits and making offers you can't refuse?

One of these days, I will feel comfortable with barely touching my PC and mostly texting/calling on my phone instead of just using Discord or another messaging app. I've been saying it for over a decade though so I doubt it will change anytime soon

Hey everyone, happy Fursuit Friday from Australia.~ Photographer: Ein. #fursuitfriday

I'm going to Japan in two months! Visiting Tokyo and Kyoto since I managed to get tickets for the Nintendo Museum. Any suggestions for other places to see?

You know what? *Boops your nose*

I love seeing furries on Halloween. Perfect day for fursuiting! But consider: A costume on your fursuit. Make your fursona wear a costume!

Caramel Kangaroo approves. Seen at The Simpsons ride at Universal Studios Hollywood

Hey. It was all a dream. Don't worry about it. Just meet up at my place later. I've got Super Smash Bros., pizza rolls, Doritos, soda, and it's not a school night. Let's up all night and wake up at noon.

The unwritten rule of the fandom (unless you're cool with people using it that is)

Why did you pick your species? A friend of mine suggested I be a kangaroo since I was a bear previously and wanted something different. Also, I was associated with roos as a kid due to my love of Dunkaroos, just being bouncy, and visiting Australia as a teenager.

Happy Fursuit Friday everyone, I'm wearing my cute bandanna at a picnic, on a pretty warm day out and about feeling adorable and fabulous.~ Fursuiter is me. Photographer: Sly_Vinnie. #fursuitfriday

Every time I open Bluesky I hear Mr. Blue Sky playing in my head Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid Me at almost 5 years old didn't really understand the serious stuff like I do now. I was more distracted with Hakuna Matata. This movie might have something to do with me being a furry, since I pretended to be a lion a lot after seeing it.

The cool part about the artist alley at cons: Seeing all the amazing art and creativity The bad part: Not having the space or money to buy much, if anything

Every time someone says "GM" in the morning, I immediately think of General Motors and want to tell them I've never owned a GM car

The Bluesky algorithm is interesting. It is showing me anything that mentions libraries and I don't know why. I respect libraries and all, but that's not an interest of mine. Not sure why the algorithm thinks otherwise Oh no...Now that I posted about it, I'm going to see library stuff even more now

There comes a time in every PC gamer's life that your favorite RGB setting is off.

If you're at a con and there's no furry walking around, is it really a con? Not talking about furry cons. Don't care if it's a con about comics, anime, gaming, whatever. There's always a furry at one, and I love seeing them. Even saw one at E3 years ago and that's more of a trade show than a con.

Age verification: I was born two months after Batman (1989) came out.

If I had a video game about my life, It'd be rated "M" For Marsupial

I only saw a summary of the Nintendo Direct but wow that was a lot. Virtual Boy is a shock, but I approve, as one of the few that owns one and a collection of games.