Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/

This is real life now I guess

“Caleb Funke, a youth director at a different local church, said: “I guess when you hear of a pastor getting caught of that, you get a little more shocked than I guess somebody else. But we’re all sinners” No, you expect molestation from pastors and youth ministers. Not shocking.

Of course he’s a pastor.

Raccuterie board

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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?

Neat

As a hockey fan (Montreal Canadiens in particular), I’m putting this article back out into the universe. I thought it was a very insightful piece by one of my fav players of the era. www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/why...

Nearly everything I try to respond to: “we’re sorry, that post has been deleted.” 😁

I’m going to have to mute so many people in the next month, babbling about recipes, food, holiday nonsense. I just know nobody will tag/moderate

Left my coat at the restaurant where I had supper, and they’re closing jn 10 minutes. Arrrrgh, will have to back tomorrow for it >.<

There go the property values.

👀 #fursuit #furrymemes #hyena #yeen #furry #cervezacristal #espressoyeen

🎶 I hear the sound Of the otters' voices I see their hungry eyes Their hungry eyes They’re smashing clams They’re smashing clams They swim on their backs Backs against the churn I walk alone Like a Predator cat I walk alone With the ghost of this bit Giving the post back Yeah, back to the Roo…🎶

Some of you kids don’t know the classics.

I wish there was a way to block all of these stupid Simpsons memes. Hate the show and don’t care one bit for any of them, but they’re never tagged.

Pretty awesome — now make them that smell like different paws.

Awesome; thanks!

Fun fact: Edmund Fitzgerald was a founding partner of the Milwaukee Brewers. The freighter as named for his father.

I can see the stain of jizz on the incel’s knuckles. Maybe it’s Monster energy.

There’s a YouTube channel I’ve been watching called Classic Album Review. Older fella in the UK who rants/raves/discusses various music topics. What I like is he does the usual nonsense, “hit like & subscribe, join Patreon”, then disgustedly say, “enough of this piffle, let’s get on with it!”

Game 5 of the ALDS has entered the 9,748th inning, the Sounders are in round 3,250 of their shootout and Katie Wilson leads the vote count for mayor by 91 votes. Seattle just doesn’t like knowing results.

Harrell looks and sounds almost exactly like a really shady guy I used to work with, and I can’t unsee it.

OK, have at it…

Hmm, I can’t seem to remember why Pete Rose was kept out of the baseball hall of fame.

Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️‍🌈

….Almost like he knew. xkcd.com/2910/

You've probably already heard this, but I gotta say, if you haven't heard PE's Public Enemy Number Won from 2020... Hearing my childhood idols dap each other up some 40 years after they hit? Special. Love this track. 👍 youtu.be/w-9vTibHOgY?...

Get away from me with that holiday crap, in particular that Mariah Carey song, Sinatra, Dean Martin and like garbage. May they rot in pieces.

Beautiful pup of the alps!!! The Bernese Amount Of Dog :)

Maybe this will finally do it.

I will shut down Red Hot Chili Peppers shit anytime it comes on the local jukebox. Fine musicians, just haaaaate Kiedis’ voice. Actual fingernails on a chalkboard is more listenable.

Who’s Cornyn, and why should I care?

*yawns* still never calling my senators.

What is this Progressive insurance ad with all the animal drivers? Only seen it without sound, haha

Apologies for the morbid self-reflection. It wasn’t prompted by anything in particular.

I used to get very drunk and say terrible things to people on Twitter, wake up the next day fearful of what I might have said. That hasn’t happened in many years. The anger about stupid crap still comes from time to time, but at least I keep it to myself these days.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

The copyright for Roger Rabbit has been reverted back to its initial author, Gary K. Wolf. “I now have back the rights to all my characters, all my books. I can, basically, do my own Roger Rabbit projects.”

"Australian" raccoon

Yeeeppp🔥

Time to bring this back

The rights for Roger Rabbit have reverted back to author Gary K. Wolf 🐰 “I now have back the rights to all my characters, all my books. I can, basically, do my own Roger Rabbit projects"

Erm guys, where did texas go? Suspiciously texas shaped deer: *buuuurp* #deer 🦌