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Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.

MAGA fell for this fake line-up. Check out the last artist Lololol

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

Seattle having a great October sports wise lol

What did I do to deserve this

🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

🎵NO!🎵 🎵THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!🎵

Hey @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social, remember…

Started watching this recently too, and several episodes in… so far, not impressed.

Sorry, not sorry, neighbors.

Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.

You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports #SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment

Mariners!! 💙

“Hand crafted guac” 😆😆😆 No, sorry, questionable food chain. You’ve just smashed an avocado. There’s no skill or specialty there.

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

Happy #FieldworkFriday Mariners fans! Cal Raleigh said he could feel the ground shaking in Game 2, so PNSN came to take a closer look! We installed a seismometer right here in T-Mobile Park to record seismic energy during game 5. Seattle, we want to feel this place rocking! #SeizeTheMoment

When the local bar jukebox app tells me, “it’s quiet around here! Play something now!” Careful what you wish for…

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Why doesn’t this surprise me for you? :)

5 Fun Places to Go Apple Picking This Weekend Because ICE Scared Off All Their Farmworkers: tinyurl.com/r2rwezfe

I tried it twice and uh…

San Francisco. The correct pronunciation is Cesspool.

"BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL THEY CAN'T D..." I dunno, man the "Who's gonna stop me?" approach seems to have worked out pretty well so far.

One for my otters 🦦💙

i am in tears laughing bsky.app/profile/iamp...

Oh it’s Prime Day — time to buy some Lego kits I guess

I thought Tony Hawk went away when Dan Cortese and Shaun White did.

Narrator: It wasn’t.

“The unhoused”; “people experiencing homelessness”…. Nope. They’re the homeless. Fuck off with your soft words. youtu.be/o25I2fzFGoY?...

Caught up on the new season of South Park yesterday, and wow are they on fire… 😆😆

Unfortunately, more than likely he will become a commentator, commercials, and become even more insufferable… such as Peyton Manning, John Madden did

Banned Books - Gator Days

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

HOLY SHIT RUSH TOURING AGAIN www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiX...

@kellycarlin.bsky.social I’m curious, is there any official merchandise available for your dad, aside from albums, books and DVDs? Shirts, posters or any of that?

Horny and hungry is not a good combination to experience

I will not share a water fountain with AI. It sucks them dry.

*evil cat laughter*

Clearly because of the visible energy moving through the skull. Is this the “woke mind virus”?? If so, zap me again!

how it feels to wear a sport coat in modern society

I don’t review apps or buy stuff from videos. That just gives them engagement, and I’m not here to be a shill.

OK but can we stop at Burger King first? Suddenly hungry for some reason.

Posting this on behalf of @opalmutt.bsky.social but for my SEATTLE oomfs please be on the lookout for her car. It was recently stolen and any helpful tips to get it back home are incredibly appreciated. If you have any moots in the Seattle area please pass this on!

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