Relaxing, aka getting stoned and listening to grindcore

Happy Good Friday to Satan's weird demon baby from The Passion Of The Christ

A payment plan for basic utilities hates to see me coming

I wonder what percentage of Americans knows that the CIA helped overthrow a democracy in Iran in 1953, installing a brutal dictator who tortured and murdered people. Republicans keep citing the 1979 Islamic Revolution as if that was the start of U.S.-Iran hostilities. Go back 26 years earlier.

My beige flag is I think I’d be able to smell smelling salts without flipping the fuck out and falling down and shit

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

Every time I want to give up I put my clothes in the trash like Spider-Man.

Some upcoming rippers in West By God! Grab tix: thecheapdates.org/shows

goddamn aesop leave some fables for the rest of us

Can’t wait for this! 🙌

Early King of the Hill episodes are so comforting

It feels like a Kennywood water ride outside

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

if we find aliens and they have better stuff than us i'd low key crash out

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

Ok but South Korea’s camo snowboarding pants go hard

I keep seeing authors getting duped by AI users pretending to be artists (and then sadly realising it when everyone calls their book AI slop). These grifters are everywhere and I don't have a solution, but I have a few pointers:

My favorite question to ask at parties is ‘if you could build anything out of the microplastics in your body, what would it be?’

Do you want your dirty deeds done dirt cheap, or do you want them done right? Hit me up when you're ready to take things more seriously

The doomsday clock people always look so comically disappointed, like “we tried to tell y’all, smh”

Really cool species we belong to here, y’all, just truly incredible

I got addicted to playing chess on my phone for a day. I’m ok now though

What/where is the most Lynchian place you’ve ever been? For me it’s a restaurant in Columbus, OH called Lois Mann’s that is full of dozens of Christmas trees and decorations year round and sells random toys at the checkout

I am nowhere near mentally ready to deal with the pure hell that is the WV legislative session. It’s the most asinine time of year

did a bigfoot write this?

A bottomless cup of terror

probably bc it looked sick as hell

The AI industry in a nutshell...

Never knew Droopy’s son was named Dripple until today. Follow me for more cartoon dog lore

“This is that band Pissgrave I was telling you about” - me, to my wife

they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

A hellbender breaks the surface of a long-forgotten creek, to see for a moment, an infinite Appalachia.

Something from the ol' comfort zone for the beginning of autumn

September is just August Jr. these days smh

Stop shouting Nazi propaganda then

who up refluxin’ they acid

lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to

Go lay in a hammock in the woods and stare at the sky and listen to Appalachian black metal.

guy creating a six nation army: surely nothing could ever compete with this

When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.

I'm really obsessed with dead leaves and tiny spindly fungi at the moment #art

Went away for two weeks and now there’s a yellow jacket nest in our floor 🐝

Absolutely begging Democrats to look at other criteria for politicians than “they really *stick it* to Trump!” Because even a shallow dig shows that Newsom has been a nightmare for marginalized people and real progress in California. calmatters.org/housing/home...

I’m putting on the 2nd ever Calcified Music Festival here in Wheeling, WV. Come see what all the fuss is about!

Join Bernie’s Fight the Oligarchy tour in Wheeling on Friday, August 8! Bernie and other local leaders will speak about working-class issues and how we can collectively regain working-class power in West Virginia and the United States. RSVP here now:

New Tyler Childers album is so fuckin great and weird, I love it

enormous violence is being done to us by unaccountable elites. they rob us blind, they send our neighbors to foreign dungeons or murder them in the street. they cut healthcare to build concentration camps and conduct a livestreamed genocide. they rape and traffic and brazenly get away with it all

For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.