diet pro tip: many hot sauces are zero calorie, so you can chug as much as you like!!! 🐶👍

the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based

💰 @grahamformaine.bsky.social PLATNER: “Wall Street’s takeover of our economy wasn’t an accident... We are living in a system operating exactly as intended… policy choices made by establishment politicians in the service of people who donated the most money to them. And it needs to end.”

What two scenes have the same vibe. I'll go first:

Meloni's message to Trump was direct. Allies deserve respect. If Trump showed half as much toughness toward America’s adversaries as he does toward democratic partners, the West would be stronger. “I and Italy never beg” is the line that people will remember.

Apparently, @elcanmadski.bsky.social is my thousandth follower. Welcome!

Who will be 1000?

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Like Terry Richardson - but less creepy.

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

This is the perfect example of one photo being worth a thousand words.

When I was young, blond and thin. @photoplasia.bsky.social

Missing my younger self. Is this what a mid life crisis is? @photoplasia.bsky.social

Legs for days.

I think also film. @photoplasia.bsky.social

Young and fun. @photoplasia.bsky.social

Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

Marco Rubio: "Let me explain this in simple English: Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.” That statement would have so much more gravitas if Rubio's own country wasn't also run by religious fanatic lunatics.

Any Star Trek fans? You’ll get this.

hell yeah

The “pasta alla forma” in its original recipe of creamed pasta in a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano seasoned for at least 24 months, whose surface is set on fire with grappa before the preparation. [📹 vera.vettorato] Original post

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“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah. About whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Not whether some people deserve rights.

It's not even a joke anymore- where are literally watching "Idiocracy II: A True Story Documentary" happening in real time.

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Bird's eye Leah.

Leah.

Macro peony. Quarter plate tintype. #tintype

#MorningInspiration #FunFriday Hey, you are about to make it through another week! Terrific. Now be sure to laugh today and try to stay on a good diet - eat your vegetables. 😂

this is my kind of company motto right here

Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?

Photobooth shenanigans with wifey.

I've long wondered about that.

This used to be my poutine back when I still cared about food. The fries were cooked in duck fat. They were tossed with confit duck, and cheese curds, and then smothered in duck gravy. Topped with duck cracklins and thyme.

A poetry comic for a rainy Saturday from my book THE SHAPE OF IDEAS 🌧️

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Do you ever look a people and wonder what kind of ants crawl in their brain? Never a dull moment.

Creeper in the Background, 2025 @photoplasia.bsky.social 😆

Leaked image of new Apple EV.

Gif by @photoplasia.bsky.social

@christriancemartin.com - this is right up your street.

“Neurodivergent people have a hard time understanding humor.” Or maybe we understand it perfectly and you’re just not funny.

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

Thank goodness we have someone like RFKjr in charge when there's a viral outbreak 🙄😏

Don’t hold your breath for the midterms.