In Mario & Luigi: Brothership, Starlow bizarrely claims herself to be "an eight-headed beauty". This is actually a mistranslation. She actually refers to eight-head body proportions, used traditionally for fashion illustrations, instead of literally claiming to have 8 heads.

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

when you're in the middle of a big cough but your body decided it wasn't good enough and you feel your face contort and eyes water as this wretched guttural gag of a cough envelops your entire fucking being

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

they're gonna fuckin delist the og Yakuza 0 on December 8th to replace it with their dumb definitive edition. if you have Yakuza 0 by that point they'll also let you upgrade into the DE for 15 goddamn dollars

does it feel good to a spider to poop out the string

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.

He was simply too fast

common sega L

first time playing resident evil 1 on the ps1 and I didn't wait for Barry to bring another rope...

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

In Super Mario RPG, the Guerrilla enemy is a "knock-off" of Donkey Kong. This is referenced in a unique way by its Japanese name, which replaces two of its characters with similar ones as though on a bootleg product logo. In English, this could be conveyed as e.g. "Donkev Konq".

We only rate dogs. This is a southern sleepy seal pup. Please read her a short but comforting bedtime story, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (credit Brie the Chi)

"very warm" fuck you man

you demented fuck

guh huh

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

found out Bernie Sanders is pro-Genocide and I'm not sure there's anyone in a position of power worth believing in anymore

you are STUPID and DUMB

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

is there anything more tragic than starting a new anime and finding out the original manga is still ongoing but the anime ended in like 2014? no. no there isn't.

having to hold my cat to calm her down while I take a shit because of her abandonment issues. I wake up in 3.5 hours

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job theonion.com/man-returns-...

hopefully this year is easier for all of us

You guys wanna see a dead body?

SCIENTIST: Ok we perfected the new laundry basket design. It has 10,000 little shitty windows in the plastic so you can watch your filthy clothes and if you touch the plastic even accidentally it shears off your finger with its atomic precision razor edge BOSS: Thank you that's just what I asked for

one of the biggest lies ever told is that adults are "mature". bunch of grown-ass fuckers, with kids no less, who treat shit like high school.

applied to the IBEW 2 weeks ago, getting desperate for a good job and I've heard as far as unions and trade work go, the IBEW is the best of the best. unfortunately, I guess you're meant to truly apply before May 1st and their school year thing starts in August.

Tip for new Bluesky users: If you lock onto 22 enemies with Dr. Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2, you will receive a Perfect, which nets you 2000 points. But that bonus triggers at 11 targets, so if you target 11, then target the next 11, you'll get TWO perfects & 4000 points. Helps with A Ranks.

I think i'm actually getting "quiet fired". my hours have been reduced to 11 a week

the GM of the store I work at takes deliveries, my car stopped turning over after a delivery and probably has a starter issue, when it gets towed it's probably gonna be too late to get it worked on until Monday, so maybe 3 days of work I'm going to miss and I need the money even if it's shit

I think it's cool that by the time Nintendo launches its next-gen Switch there will be literally no reason left to keep a Wii U kicking around

THEY'RE ACTUALLY BRINGING XENOBLADE X TO SWITCH LET'S FUCKING GO

I hate when it's a brand new album from one of my favorite artists and it's like 90% just rereleases of previous songs

my depressive boring ass finally has a hashtag totally relatable thing to say

whenever my brain wishes to hurt my i'll think back to when i was in high school Junior ROTC, and I asked some military guy about CQC from Metal Gear Solid 3

Again.. If purchasing doesn't give you ownership... then piracy isn't theft.

William Gibson (abridged)

My copy of @rebeccathorne.bsky.social 's A Pirate's Life for Tea just arrived with perfect timing (it's been a heck of a week, for multiple reasons, so I NEED some cozy romantic fantasy goodness right now!), and I love this dedication. ;)

I'm very bothered that in the new Zelda game where Zelda is the protagonist, not Link, and Link is still a SILENT character, that Zelda for some reason must ALSO adopt a silence. At long last we could've have a Zelda protagonist with proper dialogue but no gotta self insert.

lmao gizmodo.com/famous-ai-ar...

Fully offended that my grocery list needs filling again. Did I not shop for food days ago? And cook? And yet, somehow, I must do these things again? So soon?? Appalling.

My personal pet peeve is hotels that say they're "pet friendly" and then in fine print it's "dogs only." Rude. Litterbox.

you can solve any problem if you throw enough snakes at it

theres a special place in hell for ppl who upload video game ost's that either cut off early or have 30 seconds of dead air at the end