good day for resignations mr president

What’s heavier: 12 pounds of steel 12 pounds of feathers 12 pounds of dog that doesn’t want to walk in that direction

Did you ever spoon this raw?

If it’s out of your hands, let it out of your mind too Image: www.instagram.com/selfcarevisu...

I just increased a tip for a grocery delivery because they separated & double bagged my Pico de Gallo. 👏😋 The Pico is very precious to me, & somehow they knew. 😂

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

#MedicareForAll #UniversalHealthcare #MedicareForAllNow #PublicHealth #MedSky

Trinity Rodman just made a core memory ❤️

French perspective

FYI if you're in the Twin Cities metro area, you should be able to use your library card to get two passes for this exhibit for free via smARTpass. That's a $40 value. Yay libraries! smartpass.melsa.org/events?start...

Loyalty, 1869, by Briton Rivière

I bet there’s no party better than a Mission Control post-mission party.

Good luck! 😂

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

I don’t know how this is all going to end but damn it sure does feel like Trump & Co. are circling the bowl.

apparently today's a good day for this

If you bring that video here, I will block you immediately. That is all.

one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it

Cartoonists are chronicling the madness of this moment in real time.

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

The future is bright, Wisconsin.

You know what? We deserve a little nerdy, zen timeline cleanse. ❇️✳️💚 🤓👍 #Zen #TimelineCleanse youtu.be/JsjKEa3XSUY?...

Help is needed to find an 11-year-old girl from Brooklyn Park who has not been seen since March 23.

Folks, they’re calling it the longest, most beautiful 19 hour ceasefire ever, just an absolute masterclass in geopolitical negotiation, one for the history books for generations to come

We won!

Our status quo with the baby was 7:30pm bedtime & apple slices for bedtime snack. Earlier today we threatened to eliminate the baby if she didn’t agree to our demands for 7pm bedtime & carrots for snack. After successful negotiations, the baby now chooses her own bedtime and gets a sleeve of Oreos.

Periodic reminder: human beings are still basically wired like the hunter-gatherers we began as. Our brains are designed to face immediate danger, retreat, & recover. We have no neurochemical mechanism for sustained, unrelenting stress. If you're tired, forgetful, etc, that's your brain shorting.

Pumpkin brought me to UW-Madison's campus today to Pet Out The Vote. Students are ON IT. (And if you're one: you still have an hour to get to the polls! And you can register there and vote today!)

What I’m wondering is whether his grave will have separate sections for pissing and dancing or will we just have to wear galoshes?

The correct response to this missive is Two Weeks to Impeach & Remove. Anything else is aiding and abetting these crimes.

This is no way to live, man

Come on then, and remove him.

Let me know when I can cue up Pink Floyd.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

After several misses Red Panda, visibly frustrated but determined to get it, finally nails it gets one of the biggest cheers of the night.

5 years of Prince eggs. This year is the black crop top suit from the 1986 Parade tour.

**REQUIRED READING**

Exciting things happening in the neighborhood. 🐈 🐿️

a frame: https://frame.z428.eu/2026-apr-04-14-40-33

$100 worth of dog toys strewn across our living room and what does Marvin Sprinkles want to play with…?