Fiona Bruce: “Can I have a show of hands - how many of you think this is a war that Britain should be involved in?” *barely anyone raises their hand* #bbcqt

A classic case of a bad workman blaming his tool. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

"You're all glowy." Ah. Little Finley in there. #thearchers

Tracy. Your nose has gone all brown. #thearchers

Can you see the horns and claws? #thearchers

Celia is as bad as Lynda bloody Snell. #thearchers

The dating scan.. Might we find out it can't be George's? #thearchers

This is very unrealistic. Helen paying attention to someone talking about a person who isn't her. #thearchers

"Did you always want to make cheese?" I'm much more interested in eating it. #thearchers

But, the other UK broadcasters already have their own streaming platforms? #bbcpm

The Americans want help from Ukraine. Do they have any rare earth mineral deposits they can hand over to Zelenskyy? #bbcpm

Haven't these Refrom voters who don't like Trump noticed how closely their party leadership mimics MAGA? #bbcpm

Two wrongs don't make a right, Karoline. #bbcpm

I'm surprised Trump doesn't want to become Iranian supreme leader himself. He'd find the complete lack of checks and balances exhilarating, I'm sure. #]bbcpm

Anyone re-assured by Starmer's re-assuring speech? I didn't hear any commitment not to deploy beyond shooting down drones. I was curious about the pre-deployment in January and February when reports elsewhere claimed the US did not warn allies in advance. #bbcpm

In my imagination inside Donald Trump's brain is pretty much like Lear's blasted heath. #wato

"Fruitify" - I love it. IMO we should all work to establish it as an accepted English word. #wato

American political leaders know what they're doing in Iran? What a remarkable claim. #wato

The fkn Rapture maniacs are going to kill us all. Christian Fundamentalists are as evil as any religious extremists, but the ones who now run the US, hoping Trump nukes the Middle East, and invokes Armageddon so they can all ascend to heaven makes them existentially dangerous.

Tony should compromise and get rid of half the anguses. Damien Hirst can help with that. #thearchers

Coming soon to a smart meter near you.

"I'm joined by David Mencer." <sound off> #c4news

Come on Tony. I remember when you first got the anguses. It really isn't that long ago. #thearchers

Oh dear. Amber has watched too many medical dramas. #thearchers

Tony should open his train layout as a tourist attraction. That'd keep him busy. #thearchers

Oh dear. The anguses are loss making, aren't they? #thearchers

"Tracy's doing a brilliant job for now." For now? Are you looking for someone else. #thearchers

Tom's sausage is coasting. Natasha told me. #thearchers

Sadly the people of Iran don't all agree on how they'd like their country to be. Some of them want to live in an independent state. Many of them have weapons. A civil war in a nation of 90 million people is likely to be messy and tragic. There's a lot of magic thinking around. #bbcpm

I'm surprised the Israelis haven't told us the Iranian girls school was a Hamas command and control centre. Same with the hospital. #bbcpm

I bet Ricky Gervais wishes he’d come up with Pete Hegseth as a character. #bbcpm

[Iran war] "The US thinks it's going their way." How can they tell? They've got no clear war aims. Oh. They like the headlines, don't they. #bbcpm

I've seen an estimate claiming that this special military operation is costing the US people roughly $1Bn per day. #wato

No. Secretary of Defence is correct. Only congress can change the official name of a US agency. Secretary of War is a nickname at best. #wato

If it comes to a vote in Congress, does anyone think Trump won't win? Because I don't. But, at least it means, when it all goes titsup as it might, people who are complicit will be explicitly complicit. #wato

This is utter bullshit. And Farage should stop pretending he's Trump.

The numbers don't lie.

Most of us hated Donald Trump long before he had a go at Starmer. It's the only rational response for a civilised person. #c4news

Humanitarian bombs and missiles. Suuuuure. #c4news

But I'm just a posh boy, everybody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare Paul his life from this monstrosity #TheArchers

Miranda sometimes sounds like one of Jo Kendall's characters from ISIRTA #thearchers

Kefir. That stuff Tom failed to produce commercially. #thearchers

I take that back. That was a neat bit of swerving. #thearchers

Miranda is a bit too sharp for Brian. #thearchers

Celia sounds ominous. #thearchers

"Helen's a brilliant boss." You'll learn, Tracy. You'll learn. #thearchers

[Trump on Starmer] "This is not Churchill we're dealing with here." Absolutely true. I bet it take Starmer a year or more to get through the amount of alcohol Winnie knocked back in the average week. #bbcpm

It's always seemed odd to me that people with such incompatible views as the various parts of the Anglican Church were so desperate to stay nominally united. I suppose your club can be presented as more important if it has more members. #bbcpm