Yet again we're equating exercise with sport. Forget sport. Go for a walk. Do some gardening. Do a few squats twice a day. It all helps. #wato

Robbins makes it sound like Starmer was led by the nose by Mandleson's supporters. It's not a good look. #wato

These just keep on coming.

Lest we forget.

There are things I don't like about modern plastic banknotes. But, it has to be said, they come through an unscheduled ride in the washing machine a whole lot better than the old paper ones did.

In these dark times sometimes it’s necessary to focus on even the smallest positives. I rejoice in the fact that it's many months since I had to listen to the voices of Matt Hancock, Grant Shapps or Boris Johnson.

Blimey. It's quite hard work driving the Snake. Never mind cycling. #c4news

Time and again Netanyahu's Israel shows us that it is no better than its opponents. It's about time the leadership of Western countries adjusted to that reality. #c4news

I see Brian’s game. As long as no one knows what's really in his will no one has a vested interest in assassinating him. #thearchers

FFS Adam, read the field #thearchers

Oh, dear. It sounds like Kirsty is developing feelings for her fuck buddy. #thearchers

"Now I know the farm's going to be mine." <audience falls about laughing. > #thearchers

I wonder if we'll get to hear Rex tonight. Hungover and mortified. #thearchers

"I get The Mail every day." That's your first mistake. #bbcpm

I still find it hard to believe that a civil servant would override the security vetting failure for a political appointee like Mandelson without any reference to the politicians. #bbcpm

The Naked Ape. I read it as a student in the late 70s and was something of a revelation. #bbcpm

I'm white. I'm English. I'm 65. I agree with Harry. And it shames me that so many of my generation are fooled by an obvious con artist like Farage.

FFS Rex. #thearchers

Oooh! Ooooh! Both feet in his mouth. And Rex doesn't even realise what he said. #thearchers

"He's my last chance of leaving a legacy." Aha! The truth comes out. #thearchers

Poor Alice. It's very difficult when people are telling you your instincts are completely wrong. Especially when they're not. #thearchers

About that 'unsustainable' benefits story...

I hope so. Local beekeepers are looking to feral colonies to refill hives. Here's to a good swarming season on the next couple of months.

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky Reform UK are here

Things so bad in Mamdani’s socialist hellscape that upper east side can no longer afford restaurants- must now eat in the park like squirrels

Hey. There's a Babylon 5 version.

Looks like John McDonnell has a nice orchard. #c4news

It's hard to work out whether Trump has a very limited memory. Or he thinks we have. No, the Iranians haven't been blocking Hormuz for years. It's just since you started a pointless war with them, dumbass. #bbcpm

The ceasefire no one is talking about any more. (Incident happened yesterday.)

Private Eye trikes again.

[Paying for health.] "The same principle as for social care." Great idea caller. Social care in this country is a total disaster. #bbcaq

Future Minister for Pens.

@stevebrooks.bsky.social a $13 train ride for new york to the metline stadium during the world cup will cost $150

Common ground.

Beep beep. (Translation: Meep meep.)

Oh, look. Some natural selection. Though probably most of these loons are past breeding age.

Odesa , Ukraine , April 2026

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I'd cut ex Prime Minsters' payments. That should fund a big pile of drones. #bbcaq

No one is suggesting Iran should win you disingenuous twat. #bbcaq

So many lies. #bbcaq

The right love to wibble on about Magna Carta. AIUI it’s about the rights of Barons. Since I'm not a Baron it does nothing for me. #bbcaq