I love you, Minnesota.

Bring back Dollar Dog Night you cowards

Submitting public comment to local government:

Do y’all remember World Games from the 1980’s? We need to do that in real life. Get, like, a dozen competitors from all over the world to travel the world and every couple of weeks they’re in a new place tossing cabers, riding bulls, jumping barrels, and sumo wrestling.

I don’t consider myself a violent person but I really wanna take out the kneecaps of some pretty prominent people.

Morning. 🌞

I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow for the first time since, like, August? I think?

Clicking around on YouTube and I happen across the 1991 British Ice Hockey Championship game and... uh... I think I've seen that logo before...

I want a Montreal Victoire shirt.

We’ve hit up Lowe’s for two new shovels and Aldi for enough food though like Tuesday so of course that “19 inches of snow” or whatever is gonna be a dusting.

I mean some of us are used to it.

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

Noooooope

Today is a day where I stick both headphones in my ears and catch up on Just a Minute.1

Live look outside

This was a RIDE. (And oddly enough I’ve been to all of these places)

I’m gonna let the Islanders and Canucks lull me to sleep.

Wait until they hear what Shakespeare did.

We don't need to quietly examine his pathologies. We never did. We can simply say No to his lawlessness. To his bemused, self-congratulatory, and entirely transparent attempts to appear strong. Just say No. Insist. Loudly, repeatedly, until it is at last a majority pushing back effectively.

So I had an idea to go to see a NY Sirens home game with my wife and daughter. Except: - All of the remaining games at home are on weeknights except two - Amtrak for the 3/8 game is $400 round trip for the three of us - The 4/4 game is at 8pm at MSG, which means we'd have to stay in NYC ($$$)

There is few better joys in this world than watching a 5 year old go sledding/tubing in the snow for the first time.

Martin Luther King Jr. understood better than almost anyone that racial justice and economic justice are inextricably intertwined. Watch his powerful call to end poverty from his final Sunday Sermon.

Malala makes the rounds so it’s possible she’s been to a hockey game before but if not I would’ve LOVED to hear Pinoe explain hockey to her.

Damn lol

So on point: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLq...

*watching a clip from Pointless* *Hazel wanders in* Papa, are you watching Numberwang?

@xfkirsten.bsky.social This is relevant to your interests. (I don’t know if they have anything other than Instagram but is the only place I can find it) www.instagram.com/p/DSFj1pBDeL...

That’s enough. Normal View.

DOGSO!

I think they should replay the game from the beginning tomorrow.

Everyone post your favorite Minneapolis and Saint Paul photos in normal times (and we will have again). #MN

Go Phils

From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start: www.standwithminnesota.com

“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…” - says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman

❗NEW CLUB ALERT❗ Aussie Rules comes to Nebraska, as we welcome the Omaha Out acks! The addition of the Outbacks means there are now USAFL clubs in 31 states and the District of Columbia! Get around them! #USAFL #AFL #AussieRules #Omaha #Nebraska

Got the green light to make a USAFL announcement tonight. 👀

This is the Rocky Horror of tournament brackets. It’s so tacky and camp that it succeeds.

Bo(o) Bichette

I was today years old when I found out that the great @berniew.bsky.social was the voice of the Patco Speedline.

As the dad of a Girl Scout, I am currently the center of the universe (selling cookies)

2016? Okay.

🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 🕯 ✨ IT ✨ 🕯 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

The world is on fire and all I wanna do is buy Everdell.

I’m so fucking tired of strongly worded letters.

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

What’s the Minnesota equivalent of the Brotherly Shove?

So I finished listening to We Are Legion (We Are Bob) and people seem to love it. I really liked the concept but the story became really disjointed and fizzled out. There are five other books; should I keep going into the Bobiverse?

Damnit now I want Pringles.

The people who support the US annexing Greenland and making it a state are the ones who stand in the way of DC Statehood. Read that again and realize how dumb that is.