me when the students have done the reading

Happy Arrest of the Andrew formerly known as Prince Randy to all who celebrate. And as always, thank you feminism.

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

"Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children ... of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations." --Rep. Ted Lieu

hoo, yes

BREAKING: The US is about to launch the "Epstein War" against Iran on behalf of Israel. It is called the Epstein War because it is the only way to stop the full truth about Trump's antics with Epstein from being made public ♥️

I'd prefer it not have taken decades but personally I like blows being struck against elite impunity and would like that for us in the US very much

free speech, y'all

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

Even a year ago, if you'd said q-anon had a point about elites and pedos, and that MTG might be a little bit brave, I'd have asked you what space ship you'd been riding on.

Bath Abby in Bath, Great Britain #WindowsOnWednesday #Photography #Monochrome #B&W #Architecture #Interiors 📷

these women are incredible. they’ve been unflinching and relentless in their demands for justice. and in a media ecosystem better suited to tabloid-y takes, they refuse to cede the narrative or to be cowed by the *whole* DOJ. incredible.

"Our number one political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned." N. Fuentes, effing YESTERDAY. And when I say work in Women's, Gender, and Sexuality studies is crucial to everything right now, I mean it.

how will this policy suggestion poll in Wisconsin?

gods, this

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.

It's not surprising that Lutnik was a business associate of Epstein and is all over the Epstein files. It's not surprising that he lied about it. It is surprising that his lies were so detailed and well thought out. And it is surprising that he didn't realize the truth would be known.

I’m beginning every panel I chair for the rest of my career with this frontal attack…

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Somehow I hadn't seen this one before. WOW.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

100% wyth Elmo on thys

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.

Spend 5 minutes reading Margaret Paston’s letters and 30 seconds reading the Epstein files and everything you learned about medieval misogyny seems super quaint.

This is the strangers' case / and this your mountainish inhumanity

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

Oh man, Hugo's just such a cold, clear, great writer on men. How they break, or break others. The blindnesses they cultivate.

these guys are the worst.

funny how the man who cost the Washington Post hundreds of thousands in subscriptions by canceling the paper's presidential endorsement—almost certainly the most destructive decision in the history of the paper, if not journalism itself—still has his job

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

because these damn chatbots are said to prefer em-dashes, I am sent into a panic every time I see one in my own writing. Maybe that's good? Down with all em-dashes! But I am reacting, not reflecting, and I don't like that, either.

No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions: 1. Dipshit 2. Has a Job 3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God

Thinking of Giselle Pellicot today and her assertion that “shame must change sides.” Our society MUST do more to ostracize abusers instead of the victims who are made to feel like the only way forward is alone and in silence.

I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home. But did you look at the judge's order? It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept." Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

When you lie and act like you have to go potty but it was just an excuse because you saw it’s snowing and you wanted to go outside and play in it, but you’re trying to play innocent so you can get a treat. (Of course she got it.)

The priest at my church got beat up at an anti-ICE protest on the peninsula this week, and when he showed up for Mass today with a black eye all the church ladies swooned like they had seen a Backstreet Boy.

🚨NEW EPISODE!!! This week on You’re Dead To me, we celebrate the extraordinary life and writing career of Geoffrey Chaucer! I’m joined by Mike Wozniak and Professor Marion Turner for a funny, fascinating chat about medieval England greatest poet (and ditch inspector!) Listen on BBC SOUNDS

Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”

Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it

not over yet, but I literally cannot express the depth of my gratitude for the all the observers, patrollers, plate checkers, dispatchers, commuters who continue to successfully protect this city, sometimes at the cost of their wellbeing or lives. so many neighbors were not stolen, because of you

extremely wholesome scenes in my neighborhood (I bet in yours too): kids building snow forts, neighbors freeing each others' cars and sidewalks from ice. nice to get the opposite of the doomscroll in

This is what my dog does when there are dogs on TV. Sound on

hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters