FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel

Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.

A Democratic Mayor arrested. A Democratic Congresswoman indicted. A Democratic Senator tackled and detained. A Democratic State Representative killed. A Democratic State Representative in critical condition. We can all see where this is going.

Someone dressing up as a police office and shooting two elected officials IN THEIR HOMES is yet another example of why ICE agents need to identify themselves if they are detaining anyone.

In America, we have no Kings, no Queens, no nobles, no dictators, and no emperors. We have no slaves, no serfs and no subjects. Just us—‘We the People.’

Happy Obama Appreciation Day

I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.

The GOAT!

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

June 14, 2025 #ObamaAppreciationDay

Wake up and make some good noise! #GoodMorning #Caturday #NoKings #Protests

#ItsFriday13thAndIm not scared of your superstitions.

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#ItsFriday13thAndIm Still not suspicious, touch wood

#ItsFriday13thAndIm feeling lucky.

The Firepit Down Below #CookOutASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

I Smell Sex and BBQ #CookOutASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

AND our national forests are NOT FOR SALE.

A coworker just said “See you next Tuesday!” to me and actually meant that she’s off work until next Tuesday. What a cunt.

“Boot Scootin’ Boogie” by Brooks & Dunn was a US #50 hit in 1992. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #brooksdunn #country #EveryHitSongEver

How to determine your real age: What sounds more exciting? a) a great party b) an early bedtime

It’s only a lie if it’s uttered in the Fibbingshire region of England, otherwise it’s just sparkling bullshit.

The cool thing about having a fragile ego is that there are so many opportunities to be humbled

I reskeet myself because I believe in y’all’s capacity to get the joke eventually

Always choose forgiveness. Unless your name's Ripley, then you're allowed to set them on fire and eject them into space.

You lost an hour? Pffft... I once lost like three weeks.

where the fuck's my pizza, charlie brown

Trump claims migrants bring crime. Data consistently indicates otherwise. But reliable data is irrelevant. He repeats the lie over & over so enough MAGA believe it, while the educated person tends to stop communicating after stating established facts. Propaganda works. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

South Park FTW! I’m all in with Kyle for Project 2029 😂 LFG people! 🔥🔥🔥 VC thekattalk IG

Federal court says Trump doesn't have the power to impose tariffs unilaterally #TrumpTariffs #TrumpTax abcnews.go.com/Politics/fed...

Ok, ok, I haven't done shit for a few days, and it was fantastic. Sue me. 😆

#OneBigBeautifulBillAct taking away from the middle & poor working class to give tax breaks to those who don't need them. This one part of the bill shows a 70% cut in the CFPB funding whose only purpose is to protect consumers from unfair practices and fraud. #DontBeFooled #Resist #BlueWave2026

Lawrence: The Trump-Republican budget bill is the work of 'sadistic zombies' www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

#IPatchUpThingsBy using a little bit of ABC gum. #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame

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On top of the cuts to Medicaid and the ACA, this bill proposes $500 BILLION in Medicare cuts. Republicans don't care who they hurt as long as they get their tax cuts. Beyond egregious! youtu.be/WKKZjLwk3sc?...

of all the places I have travelled, the journey to my heart was the most precious

The mayor of St. Louis tells me FEMA has yet to arrive and her community is desperate for help.

Guys can we just revoke this baby’s victim card? So beta Seriously such a beta. This guy is absolutely unworthy to be commander of military men and women

🚨🚨🚨 The Supreme Court has just allowed Trump to strip as many as 350,000 people of legal status, effectively IMMEDIATELY. Every Venezuelan granted TPS through the July 31, 2023 designation has been rendered undocumented as of now, significantly increasing the undocumented population.

What’s another word for sad? I’m kinda tired of using that one to describe myself during ice breakers.

Trump has wiped Elon Musk’s name from Truth Social as GOP insiders admit he’s ‘finished, done, gone’ Somebody got thrown under the Cybertruck…