I saw the Osprey again this morning. One was in the new nest and the other was perched on a different stadium light, keeping watch. I am making fun of myself for being such a romantic that I think these birds are romantic lol.

I don’t follow baseball but always root for the Mariners and sometimes I truly miss Edgar and Ichiro.

I just tricked Pippa into eating the dry pasta I dropped on the floor lol.

I stayed at my son’s to dog sit a few years ago. Took him to the local dog park, and was stopped by three different people asking ‘who the heck are you and what are you doing with doing with Theo?’

Someone in the group chat just typed “Banana Repubic” so we will be roasting her about that for all time.

I met two people in the neighborhood today who already knew my dog! One asked, “oh! Are you Pippa’s?” Well, yes, I am hers! 😂

The Osprey pair is back for the 3rd year in a row! This morning they were both in the new nest they’re building and it is such a joy to see them.

Every time I hear about the male loneliness epidemic I think, "Just send your wordle scores to the bros."

A friend and I were just laughing about how our abuelas always had a framed photo of The Pope in their house… next to one of JFK and a high school graduation pic of some kid we didn’t know 😂.

A Cooper’s Hawk just landed on one of our fence posts and had like 2 seconds of peace before a couple of Crows dive bombed him all, “keep it moving, bro” 😂

Look at this incredible photo my brother-in-law took of a Northern Flicker! 😍

When the going gets tough, I start crying

I’m having a chat with one of my nephews about I Think You Should Leave and we are quoting skits to each other and cry laughing. I love this so much 😭.

Short-timing it in a job you hate is exhilarating. I wish I could bottle this feeling because it rules so hard.

just taking a quick break before i get back to my shift at the hospital

I grew up Catholic but was never confirmed because I was all, “mom. I don’t believe in this. I will be a liar. Is that ok with you?” And she was SO MAD at me but also couldn’t deny my point and so that’s why I am going to Hell.

I challenged the local Thai place not to be afraid when setting the spice level of my lunch. I would like to announce that I hereby regret that decision.

I went to a dinner tonight hosted by my local to discuss our upcoming bargaining sessions and it was fun and informative and gosh, I am so glad I’m in a union. ✊

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

I just had the most awful interaction while walking Pippa. An old man was passing us, put his hands over his stomach, & told me I needed to lose weight. And when I told him he needed to shut up, he got all pissed off, just lost it, & started yelling “liberal!” at me. WTF?!

I have nothing to say that matches the gravity of the situation. I just want peace and safety for everyone targeted by the insane whims of a madman.

Sound on

On our way home from a walk just now, Pippa started looking behind us & wouldn’t move forward—because she wanted to say hi to a neighbor backing out of his driveway. He noticed & kept backing up to reach us, rolled the window down & fawned all over her. Good stuff. 😭

*movie trailer guy voice*

‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring: tinyurl.com/2wc2b6de

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

I can’t believe it’s been 31 years. I miss her.

My husband took our dog on a lil road trip and a neighbor texted me today all worried, “is Pippa ok? I haven’t seen her and I bought some new dog treats but she’s not around?” 🥹

as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to skip ad

Men aren’t lonely enough for me, cuz how they be joining ICE?

Sometimes I take a break from being incredibly angry about all that’s going on to just be sad and grieve for a while. It’s like CrossFit.

There’s a bobbin of Robins in my back yard ❤️

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Happy birthday, @milesklee.bsky.social! I hope you have a lovely day! 🎉🎂🥳

Joe Kent is a right-wing lunatic with a “PANZER” tattoo (yes, in the original German), has close ties to White Nationalists and extremist paramilitary groups, he has consulted with Fuentes about social media strategy, employed a Proud Boy on his campaign - and that’s just off the top off my head.

OK. So. I hate my stupid job but also spring is springing and the birds are singing and I love them brbs so much. They are out there! Belting away! Pecking on my chimney lol!

The strikes from two of Portland Community College’s largest unions are the first community college strikes in Oregon history.

An acquaintance just told me about a strike at her workplace and I just really love that she thought about me. Hell yeah I wanna know about that! Solidarity forever!

While walking my dog after work we saw a Bald Eagle swoop down and land in someone’s yard. Then a Crow flew down next to him, pecked him on the butt and then flew off. The eagle was all “wtf?” and it was the funniest thing. I love birds.

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

another gem from le guin's "dispossessed": "those who build walls are their own prisoners"

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

your headlights catch the glow of her feral eyes as she drags the carcass of some unidentifiable animal into a culvert mere hours after her firing

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

I have to scan some documents so of course the document scanner supervisor is here to fuck it all up.

could a dying empire do THIS