"average archivist eats 3 documents a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average archivist eats 0 documents per year. Documents Georg, who lives in the strongroom & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god

Some nasty grimy Iron Warriors. Weathering covers a multitude of sins. I freehanded the hazard stripes because suffering builds character. #warhammer40k

NICE

magical

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

A devious little feint. #HEMA

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

This time of year we're thinking of the time Saint Nicholas allegedly punched Arius right in the face during the Council of Nicaea. Merry Christmas.

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

Shout out to O Come All Ye Faithful for being the only popular Christmas carol that explicitly rejects the Arian heresy

Thinking of the student Mary Young who 106 years ago today 'said "shan't" under [her] breath when told to repeat poor work'.

No surprises in the #SpotifyWrapped this year

Another beautiful day to work in the heritage sector

I'm never going to land a disarm this good again so it's worth preserving on here. #HEMA

Here's another block of Fodder for #Turnip28. Very proud of the look of these miserable sobs.

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

Love painting guys just straight up not having a good time #turnip28

OVERDOSE VICTIM - the corpse stares up at you, lifeless KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective, we need to record the cause of death." 1. "Another casualty of communist ideology." 2. "Fentanyl? Let's put down Fentanyl." 3. [Inland Empire - Heroic] "Kim, did you know that paracetamol gives you autism?"

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

game genres are so fuzzy and confusing...what's an Action Adventure game?? what do you actually do in an RPG?? to fix this, i got together with loads of my lovely friends to create a much more descriptive classification system. all games can be neatly placed into the New Genres

Some rusty beetrooty brutes for #Turnip28.

Here's a grumpy old Commissar from I think 1996? Nice to sprinkle a few of these classic models into my #warhammer40k army. Now that I've learnt how to do stubble I can't stop.

Figured I'd post some of my fodder for #Turnip28. Real fun messing around with green stuff again and getting grimy with it.

One of the actors fell over in tonight's show of Starlight Express and the director came out and shot them in the fucking head like a wounded race horse

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The Flyer. 1/4

Kind of disappointing they've called it 'Doom: The Dark Ages' instead of 'Doom: The Early Medieval Period Which Was Not a Period of Intellectual Decline', but you can't have everything.

"Hope this email finds you well" How your email finds me:

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

quick PSA for anyone considering working in an archive

I'm going to work out how many casualties there are in the 1959 Marty Robbins album 'Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs'.

Leaving the plot fallow this winter and somehow I still have tiny beetroots growing among the weeds.

Keep singing 'Nosferatu' to the tune of 'Desperado' by the Eagles

One for our enquirers today.

phlegmatic, choleric, melancholic, and sanguine respectively