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Word bloke and sword fella
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Buckinghamshire Archives
10 days ago
We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go
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Buckinghamshire Archives
22 days ago
here come old record he come cleaning up slowly he got crumbling binding he one useful resource he got red rot on our knee one thing i can tell you is the historicity
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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber
23 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Buckinghamshire Archives
23 days ago
Sorry, your two vast and trunkless legs of stone sound more like an archaeology thing. We can take the pedestal though but the colossal wreck, boundless and bare should probably remain in situ.
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Scott Lynch
about 1 month ago
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
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about 1 month ago
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Eize Basa
about 1 month ago
"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."
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about 1 month ago
There aren't many jobs in the archive sector, but there are a lot of people studying to become archivists. This has led to the development of the combination Archivist/Ronin, a wandering historian bound to no daimyo or record office
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beetle moses
about 1 month ago
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
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Buckinghamshire Archives
about 1 month ago
Why is Aylesbury the county town?
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Buckinghamshire Archives
about 1 month ago
Some bad news from your favourite archive
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First time playing with some 35mm colour photography, pretty happy with the results. I'm still getting my eye in as to whether these are under/over exposed and my own colour blindness probably isn't helping. - Pentax ME Super - Kodak 200
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
You ever find yourself making a meme so specific that you're the only member of the target audience?
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First time using film, still lots to learn but this was fun for a test roll. - Pentax ME Super - Ilford HP5
about 2 months ago
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Buckinghamshire Archives
about 2 months ago
Hey dude, sure take a seat. Want some mead? Yeah it's nothing big, don't worry. It's just me and the other thegns were talking and we think your weregild might be set a bit too high. Sorry to make it awkward between us.
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Alex Blechman
3 months ago
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
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Buckinghamshire Archives
about 2 months ago
ChatGPT: You’re so right, archivist. Eating the document would help preserve it using a new storage solution — one that's never been tried before in the archive sector. You wouldn't just be enjoying a cheap lunch, you would be furthering archival science for the world.
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Buckinghamshire Archives
2 months ago
Due to popular demand, here's every Space Marine legion from Warhammer 40,000 as a document in our collection. I: Dark Angels Obviously, they're this photograph of a tree in Burnham. Why this photograph? The tree has Fallen.
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2 months ago
What do we do with duplicates? The original and duplicate are placed in a Document Arena (or Docudome™), then we turn away from them and allow one to consume the other, unobserved. This is a double-blind trial, where we don't know which was the original. Thus, only the strongest document survives.
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Going to start a band called the longer johns where we sing longest johns songs but at 0.75x speed
2 months ago
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Buckinghamshire Archives
2 months ago
Going to start pronouncing 'archives' like 'achilles' just to spice things up
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Colin Gorrie
3 months ago
Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719).
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@jesawyer.bsky.social
I am holding you personally responsible for the decision I have made
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weeder
3 months ago
Doc, does this gyre look like it's widening to you?
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Buckinghamshire Archives
3 months ago
Hustle culture? Sorry, we thought you said Hussite. Get in the war wagon.
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Grant Howitt
3 months ago
I have written 75 space orc first names and 36 space orc surnames. Please do with this what you will.
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The Big Bastard himself, my Iron Warriors Warsmith for
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3 months ago
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Buckinghamshire Archives
3 months ago
"average archivist eats 3 documents a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average archivist eats 0 documents per year. Documents Georg, who lives in the strongroom & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
over 2 years ago
Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god
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Some nasty grimy Iron Warriors. Weathering covers a multitude of sins. I freehanded the hazard stripes because suffering builds character.
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4 months ago
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Buckinghamshire Archives
4 months ago
NICE
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November Kelly
4 months ago
magical
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more mr. nice guy
over 1 year ago
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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Jason, ex Inferis
5 months ago
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A devious little feint.
#HEMA
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5 months ago
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iucounu
5 months ago
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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5 months ago
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
over 2 years ago
Shout out to O Come All Ye Faithful for being the only popular Christmas carol that explicitly rejects the Arian heresy
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5 months ago
Another beautiful day to work in the heritage sector
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beetle moses
6 months ago
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I'm never going to land a disarm this good again so it's worth preserving on here.
#HEMA
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Rose Ruane
7 months ago
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Here's another block of Fodder for
#Turnip28
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lauren
7 months ago
me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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Love painting guys just straight up not having a good time
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Oliver Darkshire
8 months ago
OVERDOSE VICTIM - the corpse stares up at you, lifeless KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective, we need to record the cause of death." 1. "Another casualty of communist ideology." 2. "Fentanyl? Let's put down Fentanyl." 3. [Inland Empire - Heroic] "Kim, did you know that paracetamol gives you autism?"
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mr potato
8 months ago
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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hi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇
9 months ago
game genres are so fuzzy and confusing...what's an Action Adventure game?? what do you actually do in an RPG?? to fix this, i got together with loads of my lovely friends to create a much more descriptive classification system. all games can be neatly placed into the New Genres
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Some rusty beetrooty brutes for
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