Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

A younger coworker asked me to do the six-seven dance and I looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm turning 31 in five days..."

Where does the Black Mirror Christmas special rank?

Pen2ment, but it's all drawn in this style

By far my favorite chart from any of @jonbois.bsky.social's videos

I immediately rewatched the whole series on Patreon after the first episode dropped on YouTube last week. And now I'm watching it for a third time, it's that good

It still melts my mind that we had a concept of a "things to do before you die" list for probably decades but didn't have an actual name for it until a low-key buddy comedy was released in 2007

i think philip rivers is gonna stare down that seattle defense and take it to 'em today. young folks might not remember this, but he could really sling it back in his time. now there's one guy who really knows how to wheel and deal out there

I know not everyone is down for free trade and open immigration, but separate from the particulars, it's both sad and scary to me that every day Earth's countries seem to be closing the doors. There's plenty to complain about with the post-WWII order, but also so many good things taken for granted.

started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball

Rangers couldn't even claim Oklahoma, sad times.

The spirit of Scott Wampler lives for those with eyes to see.

The people who didn't catch this series on Patreon are not ready for Wildman

A direct link to Tami's GoFundMe is here: www.gofundme.com/f/gofundme-t... I also highly reccomend her podcast biography/interview with Archive Atlanta here. This was wild to listen to, I got dizzy at all the overwhelming humanity going on: www.archiveatlantapodcast.com/e/tami-roche/

2025: the year I learned George is neighbors with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and a legendary burlesque performer

c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods

Fuck it, let Dare chip the field goal in #Texans

Can't believe Mahomes has more completed passes to Texans than CJ Stroud

And here we are again... #Texans

Daww, Taylor and Travis both going through their flop eras together

Between this and that Stroud scramble/Nico reception, tonight has had some real "neighborhood pickup game"-ass plays

As a south Texan, I've talked shit about the overrated hype of Austin breakfast tacos. But today I had vegan bacon, cheese, and tofu taco from the Vegan Nom food truck that legit goes toe-to-toe with the best non-vegan tacos in Corpus Christi, San Antonio, and the Rio Grande Valley. So to ATX I say:

in the nfl, coaches love those big play types of guys. big time players make big time plays, and they're always on the lookout for those kinds of big play types of guys

I'm going to link to the YouTube one this time as well because the adread in this one was really really fun :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0it7...

Alec is like the final boss of those Progressive "becoming your parents" ads (I mean that as the highest compliment)

Dude got Raiden's cyborg ninja dialysis from Metal Gear Revengeance

It's always funny to me 14 years later when people listen to Junkfood Cinema or an interview with Cargill and go "Holy shit, is that Carlyle from Spill?!?"

The worst part is that there's always one guy among the flock who can't stop also replying all. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/steinb... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I can't think of a professional athlete who's any more nakedly transparent about his inner thoughts than Aaron Rodgers

Work plays "I Wish It Could be Christmas Everyday" You're a Black Mirror fan

groyper staff writing trump tweets: A Foreign Menace is Sapping The Vitality of Our Great Nation and Contaminating its blood. We Need To Preserve Our Culture, Our Heritage, Our People, and Our Children's Homeland - Remigration Now! trump writing trump tweets: the immigrants, they Are BAD!

It wasn't until my current grocery store job that I realized every non-Mariah Carey version of "All I want for Christmas is You" kinda blows

Reminder

Saving this post for when the LP runs an "Abolish Ice" platform while the Dems remain meeley-mouthed and placative on fascism (though yeah, most self-professed "libertarians" have showed their true colors in the past decade)

A sign that we need @shadowtodd.bsky.social (and also @alinaisyou.bsky.social!) back on @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social

Saw someone buying fluoride-free toothpaste and had to hold my tongue from quoting Dr. Strangelove

The kids are 50s trad maxing the 90s. This is what happens when you don’t have access to three different radical colors of ketchup

My new favorite series of thumbnails

I'm no longer a Christian, but I do highly relate to Mike Sweeney because I too let minor moments when I acted like a jerk to someone linger in my mind for so long that it's way past the point that the injured party even cares about it anymore.

A century of NFL football and you'd think clock management would be pretty formulaic...but coaches still will let the clock run off for 30 minutes FOR NO GODDAMN REASON

It's always funny how "conservative" in the context of churches is just a euphemism for "sexist and homophobic" youtu.be/7Kxs9aenmzs?...

Just started reading Carol Adams' The Sexual Politics of Meat and she opens up the 25th anniversary edition laying out the aspirational world feminists strive for: equal pay, equal voices, the end of rape culture. Then she says "a world free from sex work and pornography" and I'm like...

tonight was the night the legend of arch manning began. this was his moment. sorry, i don't really watch college football that much, i didn't watch this game, and i don't even know if he's good or not. i just felt like saying some stuff

the game isn't real, football can't hurt you

Me at Thanksgiving waiting for someone to comment on my weight loss like

The DALLAS Cowboys cheerleaders dancing to Beyoncé is cultural appropriation

Jack White ft. Eminem is up there for the most divorced halftime show in history

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Near Me

The girls are fighting