absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
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the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with it’s like the opposite of what
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
does
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I read this as coming from the dog
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Wife’s out of town with one of the kids and so far I have napped twice today
3 days ago
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Starting to get presumably AI-generated mail in LinkedIn. None of these things are true.
3 days ago
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the sepoys would like a word…
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4 days ago
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that’s 2 things I have in common with The Pope
5 days ago
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Spent 2 hours on intermittent hold with AT&T only to have them hang up on me.
9 days ago
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who you callin’ dense?
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9 days ago
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Saw this in the wild yesterday. How do people live like this?
10 days ago
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when you eat two berries at the same time
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a solid 4 but a 6 on my back
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15 days ago
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Always interesting when you get the car back from the valet and the steering wheel is sticky
17 days ago
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Please tell me I’m not the only one that sees this
20 days ago
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At least the spam phone calls are using interesting names
21 days ago
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I think my wife and I are the only adults my age that I know who have never smoked weed
23 days ago
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absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
I guess Spelling Bee is not weed-friendly
about 1 month ago
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Booooo
26 days ago
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This to me is similar to why I don’t get the stigma attached to having an accent. It means you speak more than one language. That’s badass.
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about 1 month ago
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We are rewatching Game of Thrones and are watching Stranger Things season 4 so we are seeing a lot of Tom Wlaschiha (complimentary)
about 1 month ago
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Didn’t realize we were out of jelly when I started making a sandwich so I had my first ever peanut butter and lingonberry sandwich
about 1 month ago
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Kinda like this guy
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about 1 month ago
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Didn’t think I would top this score and yet
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April 10 97🔥 98🔥 96🔥 98🎯 99🎯 Final score: 978
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about 1 month ago
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how I used to practice jestermaxxing
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today I described Whataburger as “mustard forward”
about 1 month ago
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@evilmopacatx.bsky.social
wanna buy a restaurant with me?
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about 1 month ago
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@peterpaulrubens.bsky.social
just found your account - thought you might enjoy this
bsky.app/profile/gabi...
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about 1 month ago
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new avi, blue checkmark? who does
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
think he is? the audacity!
about 1 month ago
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Don’t think I’ll ever top this 🧩 Puzzle #982 🤔 5 guesses ⏱️ 10s 🔗
alphaguess.com/982
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alphaguess: a daily word game
Guess the word of the day. Each guess reveals where the word sits alphabetically. Played by 300k+ people every month.
https://alphaguess.com/982
about 1 month ago
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I wonder if
@briangaar.bsky.social
has this…
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about 1 month ago
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Probably my best day ever!
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March 30 95🏅 99🎯 93🏆 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 974
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Fell off a cliff
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March 26 100🎯 97🔥 98🔥 99🎯 48🫣 Final score: 834
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
https://www.maptap.gg
about 2 months ago
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social
this must be why I never see a blue check by your name
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about 2 months ago
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Me: 🎶I can’t feel my face when I’m with you 🎶 My dentist: I get that a lot
about 2 months ago
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Finally finished watching Murder at the End of the World. Too slow. Bad ending. Was drawn in by the actors (Clive Owen, Joan Chen) but not worth the investment of time.
about 2 months ago
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wife’s out of town so you know what that means
about 2 months ago
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me every Spring Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Crawfish $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy help me budget this. my family is dying
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about 2 months ago
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aww yeah
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about 2 months ago
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nearing the point where I will only shop at Costco and HEB
about 2 months ago
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this makes it sound like the weather’s been Milkshake Ducked
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes Spelling Bee gets me
about 2 months ago
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just replaced our printer you know what that means
2 months ago
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Doing something right with my timeline
2 months ago
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So he’s going to make the whole world follow China’s lead and go green…
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2 months ago
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We still have an old HD tv that we can use for consoles. Just hooked up the N64, the Wii and the WiiU. Wish I had kept my Game Cube.
2 months ago
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now if she could get Bruce Springsteen to dance while she plays…
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2 months ago
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should have waited until Mar 10 to file
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2 months ago
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starting a new job tomorrow new level of Sunday Scaries unlocked
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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love that the Bridgerton family is turning into the Benetton family
3 months ago
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Jim Wald
3 months ago
How cool is this? Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library of Congress: not "seen by anyone in likely more than a century" He pioneered jump cuts, double exposure, black screens, forced perspective Watch it here:
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Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless
Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Méliès. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's
https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2026/02/lost-19th-century-film-by-melies-discovered-at-the-library/?loclr=ealocb
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maybe this will summon
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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3 months ago
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