this makes it sound like the weather’s been Milkshake Ducked

Sometimes Spelling Bee gets me

just replaced our printer you know what that means

Doing something right with my timeline

So he’s going to make the whole world follow China’s lead and go green…

We still have an old HD tv that we can use for consoles. Just hooked up the N64, the Wii and the WiiU. Wish I had kept my Game Cube.

now if she could get Bruce Springsteen to dance while she plays…

should have waited until Mar 10 to file

starting a new job tomorrow new level of Sunday Scaries unlocked

love that the Bridgerton family is turning into the Benetton family

How cool is this? Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library of Congress: not "seen by anyone in likely more than a century" He pioneered jump cuts, double exposure, black screens, forced perspective Watch it here:

maybe this will summon @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Is it bad that the local pharmacy knows me on sight?

Have been familiar with the Chinese Zodiac animals since forever but I don’t recall ever hearing about the elements too. Maybe it’s getting more attention this year since Fire Horse is objectively cool as opposed to say Water Rat?

My hope for the Talarico / Crockett race was that they would motivate different parts of the party before throwing support behind whichever one of them won the primary ( ala Mamdani / Lander) but it looks like Rs got wise after NYC and started running divisive tactics

Loving Strip Law. Absurdist humor at its best. And so many little background jokes - like when a kid starts talking like a grizzled old man and taps his crayon box to get one out ala cigarettes.

Looksmaxxing? Jestermaxxing? Brothers and sisters I’m out here TJMaxxing.

Finally solved after replacing the water heater and a water line. Can take hot showers again. 🎉

At least once a day I have to honk at someone sitting at a green light playing on their phone.

At least 10% of the people I play will quit rather then play against a queen pawn opening

Feels like a missed opportunity for Word Salad

Literally rolled out of bed trying to turn off my alarm this morning and landed on my hip. Gonna be one of those days.

All joking aside this is why I think the Olympics should get rid of any event that requires a judge to say who won. If it can’t be objectively measured as faster, higher or stronger it shouldn’t be in the Olympics.

I still remember a high school physics problem where you shot an arrow while standing in the bed of a moving truck and if the velocity and angle were right you would hit yourself in the head

this was so meta

Tried to chill and watch the Great American Baking Show on Roku and instead had them serve me an ad for DHS. Way to kill the vibe Roku.

wasted my best calligraphy for nothing

@samcorbin.bsky.social any idea why this didn’t count? seems like a perfectly cromulent word to me

Post a tree you photographed

@bencollins.bsky.social your ears must be burning

Passed up on Girl Scout cookies at the hardware store today because I was going to buy some from a kid in the neighborhood. Neighborhood kid was out of Thin Mints. Bird in the hand…

Today’s fun: water leak of unknown origin

I've told this story on ContrabandCamp but it's worth sharing for BHM because it's one of the greatest stories ever. A thread.

Welp just switched our internet and phones to AT&T and they didn’t show for the internet install and the new phones that were supposed to arrive tonight haven’t even left the facility.

this is Jan-Michael Vincent erasure

I think the only way to read the files is to assume any name that is completely redacted has to be you know who

This may be the highest game rating I’ve ever gotten

Nice?

Five jobs I’ve had: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Der

Saw this in the wild today 😈

4 episodes into Wonder Man and really enjoying it

Boooooooo

It’s not an authentic Trader Joe’s unless it’s from the “no one knows how to park” region

Sadly the crossword would not take this

Nah, I didn’t need that sidewalk

The two worst experiences of my week: 2. Buying something at Walmart 1. Returning something at Walmart

Loved Delroy Lindo since Malcom X! Give this man his flowers. 🙂