need that

Yakub’s football beast gives Norway one of its greatest ever victories… he’s now being flown back in a refrigerated cargo plane to the fjord cave in which he dwells to replenish his energy after enduring such dangerous humidity; he will be flown back in time for the quarterfinal

A Code Red air alert just went out for DC.

lotta "not patriotic" people get real patriotic and nationalistic when watching USMNT and then act shocked when people side eye that lmao

ive seen more posts by people complaining about people not liking USMNT than posts by people not liking USMNT

There is no reason for you to not have the career of your dreams, this human Allbirds shoe gets paid why not you

Guy living in a country where every third TV show is about how great cops are and three pedos in the same group chat own every news outlet: Thank God I don't live in a hell of propaganda like China

Folks, they ask Mamdani CONSTANTLY about Israel in large part because he's a Muslim. That's it.

In general people need to expand their understanding of gentrification as not just a free market phenomenon that happens in a vacuum but rather an intentional result of policy that rewards systemic denial of resources to places where people can afford to live & brings violence to those who remain.

we're reaching a critical mass of mid vibe-coded/ai-assisted websites

once again need to reiterate how bad this guy sucks. he made his billions as a "pioneer" in the subprime auto loan industry betting that the working poor would be desperate to pay whatever it takes to avoid losing the cars they need to drive to work

The Knicks always knew that Becky Hammon was a fool, which is why they never bothered trading for OG Anunoby and Karl Anthony Towns and Mikal Bridges. Brunson is and was all they ever needed to win a championship.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

I love my Bodega KAT

HOW BOUT THEM FUCKING KNICKERBOCKERS!!!

YOU WASN'T THERE!!!!!!!!

Knicks in the 4th quarter:

speechless doesn't even properly describe it... HOW ABOUT THEM MOTHER FUCKING KNICKERBOCKERS!!!

stay safe out there tonight if youre roaming around midtown

SAY NO TO “to be fair”

all these tech guys wanna make bad tech like murderbot LLMs but they should be focusing on more good tech, like me being able to turn on the AC before i get home

inspired: we should get rid of nations

tired: abolish the senate wired: we should get rid of states

HOW BOUT THEM KNICKERBOCKERS!!!

Good thing that reporters and journalists are good at demonstrating solidarity with each other... What? Sorry, I hear that this is bullshit, lol.

a lot (most?) people understand racism as “being a meanie” and if you aren’t a meanie then you can’t be racist, even if you believe in, say, the biological inferiority of entire groups of people based on phenotype

Everything has to change. Everything. Do not settle for politicians who want to go back to "normal." "Normal" was the garbage state of existence that allowed all of this evil to take root and thrive. Everything has to change.

the CIA will simply never stop being the CIA until the CIA is no more

actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers

i would say this is an extremely political stance

apropos of nothing, “if you tune your algorithm right you barely see nazi shit” is proof positive of a brain so cooked by twitter as to have completely lost the plot

Great Premier League season everybody, let’s make the hot new tactical trend next time be coherent passages of open play

This is the new map of Gaza. Nearly 2 million people — most of them displaced — are now crammed into just 133 square kilometers. That is nearly 15,000 people per km².

this is what they're going to try to do in south lebanon

hack mitch robinson and the ball gods frown upon thee - mattie the ethical hooper

Sidetalk’s gonna register on the Richter scale

i would kiss Jalen Brunson on the mouth rn. that was just transcendent shit down the stretch.

If humanity ends because of a reduction in rape and an increase in women's autonomy then let it fucking choke in the dirt for all I care.

Sophisticate here, disappointed by the quality of an evening of MMA fights,

when i was like 17 our family had a dog that tried to eat a rotting pigeon carcass covered in maggots in one (1) bite and genuinely was irate with me when i would not let her eat it. she probably would’ve been a republican if she wasn’t raised by a black family

there's no marcomentum, stop trying to make marcomentum happen.

Increasingly coming to the conclusion that Carlson's beat down of both the Economist and NYT interviewers is less because of any independent skillset he possess and more because these interviewers make themselves look ridiculous on first principles by refusing to condemn the murder of Palestinians

Most Black people in NYC said as much since AT LEAST 1992 when he stood on top of a car during a police riot he helped to foment.

This is why I maintain that "the global economy" has been in a recession since the abolition of chattel slavery and the rich have been clawing at anything that can replace it, ever since

Truly sad and pathetic way to end a sad and pathetic life

pure uncut eugenics, baby! we're so thoroughly in the barbarism!!!

They’re blaming Sinners and One Battle After Another for the shooting lol

.... there are so many worlds