PROFESSOR XAVIER: and what is your talent, young man TANGLER: im able to experience ball torsion at any time PROFESSOR XAVIER: show me TANGLER: aaaaaauuughh... shit...

Good on you, Dan Green

re5 chris vs wesker

jk rowling is like the one exception to 'no ethical consumption under capitalism so it's detrimental and meaningless to scold others for their consumption since yours is unethical also' you judge people who still cape for that lady, you make them feel bad about themselves

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

I was perceived too much by my coworker today. Agony.

It looks like this. Very reflective.

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

How to win in November

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

all-timer sports graphic dropped

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

Remember: If you are a billionaire, a wealth tax and cap are for your *own protection.* The income tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%.

Goddammit, my glasses got scratched.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Things are gonna be rough for a while. I live in a house with three roommates. Had four, but one ghosted us. One roommate was going to have his girlfriend move in with us, provided she learned how to drive so he didn't have to get up at 4 every morning to take her to work. Planned to move in April.

And I will stop spamming soon but also remembered this classic

Thinking about this video again

Hmm.. I don’t think so

Happy Twin Peaks Day

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

He said WHAT!?

"EVO's traditions, values, and identity will remain unchanged," says company 24 hours before announcing they're going to have a tournament every month of the year so that no matter when you run another grassroots event you're getting stepped on by an EVO event. EVO is anti-FGC. Do not support them.

This is Neal Katyal. He argued for Nestlé's right to profit from child slavery without consequence before the Supreme Court—and won! Thank you, Neal. ===============

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

Babies throwing up gang signs in the womb that's some real shit

Rogue x Goth Rogue 💪

Money guys can make anything sound soulless and horrific I never thought I could feel such negativity towards someone talking about giving an anime girl a fat juicy ass

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

fragging ur fellow officer cause he won the bidding war against u

“But wehhh, I have to use AI to make my storyyy” I just dropped a 60-page Garfield manga featuring all 118 current periodic table elements, which I researched individually for each design. AI’s NEVER going to give you that and I require way less water

Gandalf walking through TSA, about to do 9/11: "You would not deprive an old man of his box cutter?"

Trans Am

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

this trope belongs to Barret Wallace

one of my favorite posts

Threads like this are why the internet exists. Everything else is just noise. bsky.app/profile/cowt...

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