theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

I don’t think prison is the solution to most of our problems but I do think a judge should order Elon Musk to disassemble these turbines by hand and eat them piece by piece.

when i say he had "a life well lived" i don't just mean a lengthy career on stage and screen, nor a healthy relationship with an adoring public. i mean he got to be friends with laura dern

Perhaps overshadowed today by the tragic news about Sam Neill, but we also lost another great actor today: Wai Ching Ho. A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.

if ur 5'5 ur not a fuckin short stack ur just a bitch with a fat ass

Found it

none pizza with left all

I love being a woman that can kick my ass

I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.

it is incredible that we got a game like Pentiment.

A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics

neal is the closest thing to a kaiju we get

I would kill or die for Larry

new metaphor just dropped

heard a firework

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:

“Break Stuff” but Fred Durst is made of antimatter

Stuck in a catch 22. My pet is dead, so my depression has worsened by not having any companionship at home. But I don't want to get a new pet because they are expensive.

I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser

pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

BEST HEADLINE IN ALL OF GAME JOURNALISM

“my passion is graphic design”

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

They threw an extra taco in with the Taco Bell order

The Shinra Electric Power Company will be issuing a recall on the Pride month themed rainbow materia. We didn't know it would do that.

Person who's watched 2 mecha anime: Gurren Lagann fucking rules Person who's watched 10 mecha anime: Gurren Lagann fucking rules Person who's watched 100 mecha anime: Gurren Lagann fucking rules

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Nazeeh's post on getting the role was really nice, he's a real class act. Already liked his work since he's the protag from Kaiji No. 8. Rest of this part of the cast is solid. Paul Castro Jr. was amazing as Rindo in Neo TWEWY and Ixs in Trails, excited to hear his Yosuke.

go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.

If Xbox and Pizza Hut cannot survive, we must face the sobering fact that something in the American economy is deeply broken.

You should have to be older than a tree to cut it down