This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes

Here are four of the weirdest zones I’ve come across in 2025

When you go to Cannes they should give you a big XL popcorn bucket but fill it with olives

Rap World (2024) - 0:13:31 Dir. Danny Scharar, Conner O'Malley Runtime 56 minutes 🚬 x 16, or one cigarette every 3.5 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/rap-world/

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Air to Ground Message: HEY PAX FLUSHED PHONE DOWN TOLIET.... WHATS THE PLAN FOR THAT Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #ac621fcccb7 F: #fd0df8a2a8f #acars #vdlm2

Air to Ground Message: MR. TOADS WILD RIDE THRU 7K Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #aefe362863d F: #f8bc06878f6 #acars #vdlm2

Air to Ground Message: HI OPS. PLS ARR CLEANING UPON ARR. FWD TOILET COVERED IN SHIT THANKS Area: Le Mans, France A: #ab1a8b17b9b F: #f091fe01f4c #acars #vdlm2

tired: make canada the 51st state wired: turn the continental US into Big Quebec

it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands

brother called me drunk in hysterics at 12:45am and I had to talk to him for 2 hours about the awful time he’s having with my mom, now my mom is guilt tripping me about avoiding her. It sucks that they feel like an anchor around my neck trying to drag me back down into poverty and dysfunction

Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby

and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,

i miss u Tattletail 🎁❤️

Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray

Laura Palmer's Theme

reading about San Francisco and PG&E and the Raker Act and going slowly insane 48hills.org/2025/12/the-...

watching some 2000s MJ retrospective and nothing could have prepared me for this fucking transition

America desperately needs opposition politicians running on a platform of tribunals, truth & reconciliation committees, and severe punishment for the worst offenders in this administration.

Anyone who sends people to concentration camps to be tortured should be tried and, if found guilty, hanged like the Nazis they are.

This was taken with my instax converted RB67, which remains my favorite rig of all time

people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do

Real shit

“It’s a team building exercise”

Wetsuit+fursuit is a primo gear combo, can confirm

stop putting skinny tiny boys in fursuits we have enough of those

A 22mm socket fits on the Tabasco cap just in case anybody needs to know that. Not sure what the torque specs are though.

It's your birthday, Duane.

Photograph of me dumpster diving at the TV station

this is PRETTY bad www.fda.gov/inspections-...

lol it’s always funny when something hits the discover tab and randos find it but also we need a slur for the type of rando who only uses the discover tab and replies to everything they see

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

I keep forgetting that the Insufferable Balloon Art Gay lives in Portland and now that I’ve been going there more frequently again I must find him and hunt him for sport

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

1.5hr 15mi commute because of the Seahawks? Unlimited genocide on major league sports

Tbblobnoern

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

This had the bracelet break and flew off my wrist in a busy intersection yesterday and I didn’t realize what happened until an hour later as I was about to leave the dentist, obviously someone snagged it cause I couldn’t find it :( really bummed about it, I loved this thing!

“I’m a musty husky”

Had my yearly performance review today at work, of course I overslept and was late. Anyways I crushed it and got an 11.5% raise (last years was similar) and upcoming changes are likely to have me getting another raise in the next few months. Really nice to feel like my hard work has been noticed!

AAAAAAAAAA I finally got to see our resident bobcat today AND I GOT A PHOTO! My roommates have both seen them in the area for the last year and a half, but I've never been in the right place at the right time for it until today! Look at them!

Tasteful. Respectful