There’s a bunch of bs with my house that I’ve been doing my best to ignore and just hold out hope that it’ll be fine once done and I’ve been staying at a friends and have been insanely needy about having something nice with someone because I’m at the limit of what I can give myself

I think it’s a good name because my attempts at romance result in atrocities but I would still like people to pretend that I did good and give me ribbons

this time we tricked everybody who though they were watching bender's big score into watching the speedy dub of broly. i wish i got a recording of everyone screaming at me for this one because it was seriously like four minutes of the loudest i've ever heard people yell

Activeworlds was "second life with unlimited land that hosts your environments forever" Hundreds of thousands of people built on a 3-D contiguous landscape that's 6% larger than California. Avatars were very limited, so the means of expression was architecture and city building. This is goin in VRC

the cool thing about being an ambient musician is that things like "taking a candlelit bath with epsom salts" and "slow caramelizing onions in an oversized cardigan" are actually essential research

BOMBOGENESIS BOMBOGENESIS BOMBOGENESIS BOMBOGENESIS

if you look at Shrek...

Obviously jail is the moderate position, but I am begging you guys to play it cool if you ever get a chance to be on a jury that decides this man’s fate. Wasted opportunity

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

back a few years ago i apparently added this to my phone calendar multiple times and set it to send me multiple notifications so my phone is now interrupting me every few minutes with this

So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

“This dementia aint shit”

you are WEAK. that is 80% of the appeal of going into the darkroom! I love smelling like fixer!!!!

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

Having a Back Pain night cause I guess I slept weird or something and it’s very cold in the house and I can’t wait for warmer springtime and also to go home once the construction is done and destroy and rebuild my bedroom to be cozy, I think I’m just going to straight dump run 80% of my bedroom

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Since you guys seemed to appreciate this, here’s a video of the pups enjoying Nazgûl’s unscheduled participation in the cross country skiing event.

Closest thing the locals have to a celebrity is the silver butch with the foot long rat tail who exclusively does Rammstein at karaoke. And well deserved

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

advice for furries getting interviewed by the media: yes do it especially if you have zero pr training. we need guerrilla tactics to make furries extremely uncool again

X: link to a racist substack about whether Finns have the correct haplogroups to be white Bsky: argument on if it’s racist to change emojis from the Simpsons color FB: guy who called you slurs in school posting a courthouse selfie with the caption “sometimes blood and family are different things”

its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality

cool

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Glad to embody the fact that chunky guys in fursuits are the best imo

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

hat & boots texaco, seattle, washington, 1977

Doing the Akira slide on the Born This Way motorcycle in front of the millennial pastel twink Pride float and causing a mass slayyy event

Trying to decide what to do tonight and all I can come up with is printing more lmao

I was cold and got in suit last night and immediately passed out so thanks @pavelfox.bsky.social for making me look thicc af I guess

These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

Valentine’s Day is a holiday I completely forget about or don’t care about at all until the very last second before another year spending it alone, then it all hits like a ton of bricks even though I know it’s not real shit, even though I know I’ll feel better later I guess

science cannot expleen (sound)

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

the seller specifies this 2002 Grand Vitara is road legal which seems odd to disclose riiiiiight up until it doesn’t m.facebook.com/marketplace/...

Got an insane deal on a very silly lens lol

Go Seahawks!