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Saw a post that said Robert de Niro did 600 crunches a day to prepare for his role in Cape Fear. It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.

She's certainly a far better candidate than the one airdropped in by Reform - who are currently being investigated for electoral fraud in the G&D election campaign - from miles away.

Been meaning to rave about this for ages. This gorgeous piece of artwork, by @prips.bsky.social, was a commission for my daughter (7) for Christmas. She loves #DoctorWho, and in particular Jodie Whittaker, who became the Doctor the year she was born. JUST LOOK AT IT! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

"Didn't you read the invitation, Andrew? It clearly said 'child-free wedding'."

But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?

Wow. There really ARE stricter welfare laws for animals than there are for humans. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

By Grabthar's Hammer, they named a Transformer after my nickname for my penis.

Richard Dawkins in the Epstein Files. Some things in life really come as a shock, and this is not one of them.

By Grabthar's Hammer, the UK's political state is a fucking disgrace.

You're telling me that Morgan McSweeney might lose his job and Wes Streeting might never be prime minister, because they were too close to Peter Mandelson? oh no that's terrible

First poll Starmer has been ahead in for quite a while. Starmer knew about Mandelson. Now he must resign.

so...uh....what's going on here then...?

Elon: Merry Christmas. Tired of my kids. When is sex party

boy gap

Very good point. Another one for the "racist" pile.

Thank you for reminding me. This would come under both "fascist" and "liar", I think.

If you still cheer for Joanna Rowling or anything she's involved in - or if you work on any of her projects or buy merch, contributing to her wealth - you have to face what that makes you at this point. Let me break it down for those who have already stopped reading and started a reply. 1/?

Instead he's conveniently utilising Mandelson as a lightning rod and scapegoat for the massive institutional corruption that enabled him. Just a bad apple, folks! Nothing to see here! Don't look at how rotten the barrel is!

OP knows this, of course - their question was rhetorical - but for everyone else… of COURSE Rowling. Of course EVERY TERF. Because TERFs do not care about women's safety or rights. Some of them believe they do, but it isn't about women; it's about hating trans folk and blaming them for everything.

By Grabthar's Hammer, today can already fuck the fuck off.

But its all about protecting women and girls. But not "those" girls. Nice girls, middle class girls, only the girls who "deserve" protection. Now watch her throw another trans woman on the pyre rather that say anything about this...

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

Bobby Kotick’s name has been associated with Epstein before, he oversaw one of the most abusive companies in the game industry, he’s already an alleged sexual harasser, he threatened an employee with murder, and he’s a billionaire. Not shocked he’s in the files, but I’ll forever be appalled.

I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it

Farage spent his entire political career prior to July 2024 failing to get elected and yet somehow manipulating people who DID into doing what he wanted to do anyway. He cannot deal with people who challenge him rather than crib his homework or simp for him.

My wife: "You buy too much frivolous tat." Also my wife: "I BOUGHT TINY BOG ROLLS FOR THE SMALL'S SYLVANIAN FAMILIES."

Yet more emails have dropped where billionaires write "Jeffrey my delicious naughty friend, when can we next get together to rape underage females?" and Jeffrey Epstein, the world's most respected paedophile, replies "dis idear nice me am wantin lol loll i jefry bye".

Me when I'm at Sainsbury's and I decide to buy something from the taste the difference range.

You know what really gets under my skin about centrist apologists and the right-wing?They spend their lives sneering at, mocking and looking down their noses at those of us on the left, all while enjoying the benefits of every freedom that the left-wing have spent *their* lives fighting THEM for.

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

My timeline: ELON IS A PEDO ELON IS A PEDO TRUMP IS A MORON ELON IS A PEDO REFORM BEING FASCISTS HAHAHAH ELON BEGGED It's a shame about Catherine O'Hara, she was nice LABOUR BEING REFORM ELON IS A PEDO

Green Councillor @alexidimond.bsky.social calls out Sheffield Labour and Lib Dems for excluding newly-granted refugees from the housing register.

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

Anyone still using X/Twitter is complicit.

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

Monika is... disturbingly fun to write. The scary thing about her dialogue is that there are bits that I cut out for going too far.

Just keep a copy of this shitty meme, folks. We'll be wanting to replicate it when the headline reads DON TRUMP ARRESTED FOR INVOLVEMENT IN TREASON, 31 CONVICTIONS FOR FELONY AND FRAUD.

Reality. That shit started going downhill in season 2010.

AHHHHHHHH THE ZOEY FACES

And by signing up to the UK government ai learning scheme you can create more accurate deepfake nudes faster!

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

So it appears that Rob Schneider is assembling the Asshole Avengers or something…? One of those silhouettes HAS to be Dean Cain, right?

The answer I gave in the thread was Gaiman, but in many ways I should have said "literally everybody who continues to work with Rowling". In most cases, these are all people I considered morally decent in addition to great performers. The betrayal was a knife in the heart. Nick Frost was the worst.

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