Hahahaha this fucking peado cuck.

This… did not go well.

By Grabthar's Hammer, my cat is going to hate me.

WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN

I would buy a plot of land directly opposite JKKK's TERF Fortress and erect a gigantic statue of Marsha P. Johnson throwing a brick.

Hey, remember when Gareth Roberts wrote for Doctor Who and had a promising TV career? Then he did a Linehan and nobody but fashy shitrags will hire him now. 🤣🤣🤣

The truth about the Green Party's booming membership: we have had enough of being exploited and manipulated by millionaires and billionaires who would rather burn the Earth and watch children starve than pay a minute fraction of their hoarded wealth in tax.

RP if you think you should be legally allowed to throttle a colleague who repeatedly sniffed and shorts his way through a runny nose rather than BLOWING HIS FUCKING NOSE.

By Grabthar's Hammer, I'm rather proud of my first 3D printed repair job. I may just leave the parts unpainted, you know. They look rather festive.

If you see somebody stealing food, no you didn't.

Bought a 3D printer in the Amazon sale thingy*, because I could afford it and I've always wanted one, mainly for printing spare parts for broken toys. Currently printing some replacement limbs for an incomplete Dalek figure. Overjoyed at how simple this is to use!

Quick! Throw a Pokeball! Those don't spawn every day!

“I’m old enough to remember when mainstream British politicians, who should know better, stirred up racial hatred as a path to power. You’re old enough to remember too because it was last Tuesday. And it was Robert Jenrick” Cathartic anger at flag-flying racism. www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Don't eat them then, Nigel.

Eventually people will learn to stop casting Jared Leto in things.

Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia. Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?

HOLY SHIT. IS THE KNIFE OKAY?

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social I'm going to need your policy on this ASAP.

For the first time in history, I can say the following words in honesty: I am really excited for Question Time!

Ah, Zia Yusuf. Proudly flying the Reform colours because he is absolutely certain that those leopards don't even *like* faces.

Small: "I don't want to go school! I wish I could destroy every school!" Me: "Well, first you'd have to join the Conservative Party."

Has there been an East Sussex-based anime con called Attack on Brighton yet?

I think we need green baseball caps with "Give Britain Hope Again" emblazoned on them as double "fuck you" to both Farage and his senpai Trump.

Kemi Badenoch looks in the mirror and sees Vetinari; the rest of us know she's Snapcase.

Yeah? And?

This shows just how stupid the Express thinks its readers are. So much to unpack here.

I know this is said a lot but if you hate immigration, you can only eat the foods of your people prior to 1492. So for people of European descent that means not just no indigenous foods (no potatoes, no tomatoes, no corn), no Mexican food and no soul food either - there's no slavery exception clause

This mug is horribly impractical but I had to buy it.

I defy any Monkey Island fan not to read this in Guybrush's voice.

I'm not sure how anyone in MAGA can say they represent Christian values with a straight face.

By Grabthar's Hammer, I'm exhausted. Between chronic fatigue, chronic pain, AuDHD sleeping patterns and a diabetes mutation that my consultant and I are still figuring out, I'm surprised that I have any fucking energy at all.

Starmer had an issue with the #FarageRiots though, didn't he? Almost as if he only gives a shit when it involves a political rival.

I literally have the words "I'm British" in my pinned post and yet get Americans yelling at me for being a Democrat frequently. Well, I *say* Democrat, but since I'm a Socialist they usually the call me a Communist, all of which they think is the same thing.

By Grabthar's Hammer, I shall conquer Day 8 of training. Hopefully.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION. "Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE. Fuck you - fuck you again.

RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters. He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.

"Deported" is a very interesting way to say kidnapped, imprisoned illegally, abused, then released. 🤔

I wonder if Farage is on Epstein's list?

I notice that @zackpolanski.bsky.social isn't on that list. Mind you, he doesn't seem likely to want to abuse out human rights, does he?

Day is not going well, anxiety-wise. Almost missed my train stop for ADHD reasons, necessitating a panicked shove through oblivious commuters getting on, and now I'm having my desk moved into an office full of colleagues I don't know in a different part of the building. It's triggered my IBS.

By Grabthar's Hammer, I went down a rabbit hole yesterday. The Small has started watching The Lion Guard. IYDK, it's a Disney TV spin-off set between The Lion King 1 and 2. And friends, it vexed me, because the main character of this show is Kion - Simba's son. Except Simba didn't HAVE a son. 1/6

Please help combat BBC news blackout of Green Party! @zackpolanski.bsky.social was the only party leader not interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg during their party conference. So please RT his cracking conference speech..

It occurs to me that @zackpolanski.bsky.social will never be invited to a televised leadership debate, nor will any other party leader agree to debate him - because as someone who answers directly and truthfully he'll lay bare their obfuscation. He'll also tell them they're talking bollocks.

It's a hoax, people.

Whilst Reform's key demographic are undoubtedly white supremacists, the vast majority of people who voted their MPs and Councillors in are just so fucking tired of the two-party bullshit and living in misery. Farage gives empty promises, lies and hate; hopefully Zack's truth is more attractive.

That she's cool as fuck?

But of course, we shouldn't criticise anybody for buying Potter merch or watching the new billion-dollar TV show.

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

@thellamagod.bsky.social! LLAMA! I GOT ONE!