Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this

Realism vs. Reality

The Silicon Valley Techno-Rationalist-Fascists gotta be, like, the stupidest people in world history, right?

Yes Detroit!

He's trying so hard to TACO but it doesn't mean dick if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed.

March 2028. American forces have claimed all islands in the Gulf. Hormuz remains closed and the Iranians are charging $10mil. Trump’s approval hits 18% as the global fuel crisis hits 2 year mark. Trump posts “WE ARE AHEAD OF SCHEUDLE. The Ayotollah is slobbering for a deal”. The Dow closes up 5pts

Who wants to get bombed by Shahed Drones in a constant 145 Heat Index?

When the history books about this period are written I have a feeling Rubio is going to be one of the most ridiculed figures. *HORMUZ COULD BE OPENED TOMORROW IF IRAN ALLOWED IT: RUBIO

the Nothing Ever Happens caucus in the markets is, in part, responsible for the fact that things keep Happening

Just... what else can you say at this point?

just one more grand display of violence, just one more

“We’ve bombed 38 bajillion targets!!!” Okay. Is Hormuz open? No? Then who gives a fuck.

Not a problem on this website, but look at those 4 recalls we just posted and imagine getting throttled by an algorithm while trying to notify the millions of people who potentially own one of those products. This is why we can't sleep at night.

ethical people should not be using right wing propaganda websites owned by white supremacists

"My house made out of wood shavings and fireworks being on fire is exactly what the fire brigade wants."

Trump's SOP is to break something, escalate his rhetoric to the max until the last second, when he de-escalates and offers a non-solution that leaves things worse off. The institution he hurts just takes it as a path of least resistance. Then he receives fawning praise. But Iran isn't letting him.

"not legal" is important here not for any moral reasons but because free access to waterways, freedom of navigation, is a thing that sort of underpins a lot of global commerce

imagine having Lindsey Graham’s record to run against and instead you do this gutter bullshit. fuck off.

>Explosions in Port Arthur >Fighting Persia >Unpopular dictator >Anti-semitism We are all living in Tsarist Russia

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

Maduro can be a huge piece of shit and also kidnapping him for trial in an American court on specious charges is bananas.

dawg they actually think regime change is just changing the guy in charge and has nothing to do with institutions

they weren't protesters. they were observers & rapid responders. this is an important distinction bc the key to understanding what's happened here is understanding that most of it is direct nonviolent action rather than mass mobilization seeking concessions via occupation of space

I think there are particular coercive controls that universities can place on students quite easily that aren't as available for adult street protestors, but also yeah, this is why building your coalition around a student movement is like building it on sand.

Okay this is the first time I believe a D+Double Digits result is *really* plausible.

harry potter is the easiest case of being unable to separate the art from the artist that we have and obviously you should not be giving jk rowling your money or your eyeballs there is a vast quantity of entertainment out there where your money won’t go directly to hurting your trans friends

it is also, to be clear, not a good outcome! as much as american hegemony sucks, “a significant portion of the global energy flow goes through a formalized protection racket run by hardliners in the IRGC” is actually bad

if anything like this actually comes to fruition it is inarguable that donald trump started and comprehensively lost a war in less than a month this is an absolute body blow to the idea of american hegemony

Happy fowl ball day for those who observe

When twitter was perceived as liberal it was a bubble and people should not take it seriously. But now that it's a cesspool of right-wing propaganda it's the Soul of America and the libs ignore it at their peril

Yeah. He's going to be the Democratic Ron Johnson.

Update: $4.09.

👀 Reuters/Ipsos poll: Trump’s approval rating on the economy has sunk to 29%. Lower than Biden’s lowest rating. Far lower than Trump’s first-term lowest.

Take the wins

Iran might have considered this in 2018. Since then, Trump has (1) broken the JCPOA on false pretenses, (2) assassinated Soleimani on false pretenses, (3) perfidiously bombed Iran's air defenses and nuclear sites, and (4) perfidiously assassinated the supreme leader and declared war.

omg this queen ran in SUPPORT of property taxes slopulism found dead in a ditch!!!!!

If Iran just says no - which it seems like they're doing - Then Trump has finally found something he can't unilaterally "fix" or unilaterally back off from. And he cannot just ignore $5.00 Average Gas. No matter how much he blusters, the oil isn't going to magically appear on the global market.

I’m at ICE HQ

This is literally part of my platform for what its worth.

And he's probably the most important political figure of 21st century America thus far, so what does that tell us about our country?

Remember during the initial buildup prior to airstrikes we were supposedly 2 seconds away from a deal? Now we’re doing the same thing while troops filter in theatre, you know what that means!

In a world where many democrats have embraced pie-in-the-sky middle class tax cuts, leave it to a democratic socialist like Mamdani to seriously engage with budgeting tradeoffs and embrace an efficient broad based property tax increase

Why would Iran ever agree to this when Trump is just going to do it again in 6 months?

Honestly think have every reason to keep going because if I was them I'd want some ironclad guarantees that this isn't gonna happen again in 9 months

One of the things that politicians at that level never see, but are something I think most people have seen, are how non-political people will use the fact Democrats are still calling Republicans friends as proof things can't be 'that bad'.

not only are they not good people, this performative courting of nonexistent integrity is a bizarre waste of everybody's time

More than 90% of liberals and leftists vote for the Democratic candidate in every election, this is a problem confined to the world of posting

Hello, I stand for absolutely nothing. My name is Gavin Newsom.

Okay so Gavin Newsom is going to consolidate this lane in 2028.

The reason I think Julie Gonzales is most likely to win of any Senate Primary Challenger is that Colorado is THE Millennial/Gen Z State.