Brandon Johanson
@brandonjohanson.bsky.social
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PNW promoters on BlueSky! I'm a multi-genre DJ and would love to play your party. I have almost a decade of experience behind the decks and have played in front of crowds at every big dance club in Seattle. Consider me for your next function!
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Ötzi (=>÷)
8 days ago
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Yes folks, we're going to fry the planet for A.I. slop.
#aislop
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OpenAI's New Data Centers Will Draw More Power Than the Entirety of New York City, Sam Altman Says
OpenAI's planned AI data center projects would consume as much as the entire city of New York City and San Diego combined.
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/openai-new-data-centers-more-power-new-york-city
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BC Reality
9 days ago
I stopped watching PGA golf after all those pro golfers outed themselves as Trump supporters. So I hope to see team Europe DECIMATE team USA today at the Ryder Cup. Shut those morons that chant USA over and over again!
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Brienne of Snark.
10 days ago
It’s time SCOTUS felt the ire of the American people. They need a sustained protest that interferes with their peace they way they have disrupted ours.
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USA needs to take this L. It's over for this "Democracy"
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Cameron
25 days ago
this country isn't real man highest profile political assassin in a generation and he's writing "owo notices bulge" and a Helldivers reference on the bullet casings
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Christopher Webb
26 days ago
MSM is showing its whole ass right now. They know Kirk wasn’t a good dude, yet they’re bending over backwards to sanitize him, leaving out his entire racist and white nationalist record. Mathew Dowd was fired by MSNBC for even the mildest of truths.
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Alex Timmons
26 days ago
The governor of Utah was just lecturing us that every American had the right to life under God and then happily declared that they still have the death penalty in Utah after Charlie Kirk’s death as he goes on & mentions people need to pray and basically find Jesus. Christians are such a fucking joke
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GOP = Guardians Of Pedophilia
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Ashli Babbit deserved it
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Kojima's cocaine must be wild
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Harpsibored
5 months ago
Full version here 🎶
youtu.be/X5TbgC8bMeE
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Final Fantasy VIII - Julia (Harp Solo)
YouTube video by Harpsibored
https://youtu.be/X5TbgC8bMeE
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Anonymous
6 months ago
The protests are not for Trump to see, they are so you can all see each other and grow. It's not the protest itself that tyrants are afraid of, but the networks and community you can grow from them. Your strength is your unity and that's why the enemy thrives by demoralizing and dividing you.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
The brain drain will continue in the US for as long as the Trump regime exists. Many people with expertise will find better offers elsewhere. That’s the reality of fascism. Those who cannot escape, once the boot on their neck presses down hard enough, it’ll either break it or force them to revolt.
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soul nate
7 months ago
don’t agree with trump often but he’s right: everything *is* computer
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Chris Hayes
7 months ago
Musk and Trump could not possibly be sending a clearer signal that the Tesla protests are working than this pathetic stunt today.
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soul nate
7 months ago
not seeing nosferatu, sorry. too pretentious. what do you mean we’re calling this dracula by his government name
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Indivisible ❌👑
7 months ago
Help us make the upcoming congressional recess one for the history books. We’ve put together a detailed toolkit to help you plan events in your districts, make the most of town halls, and put Members of Congress on blast if they try to hide from constituents:
indivisible.org/muskorus
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Aaron Rupar
7 months ago
Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to rise dramatically."
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Won't be seeing anything because I won't be watching.
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7 months ago
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Quoting Nelson Mandela while also driving a cyber truck is wild cognitive dissonance.
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Once you learn that there is less value in "paid for experiences" and that the best things in life truly are free, your entire worldview changes.
7 months ago
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3-4 channel mixing on the XDJ-AZ is very fun. This new mix I'm working on is going crazy.
7 months ago
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Keep on dancing 🕺
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PNW promoters on BlueSky! I'm a multi-genre DJ and would love to play your party. I have almost a decade of experience behind the decks and have played in front of crowds at every big dance club in Seattle. Consider me for your next function!
7 months ago
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Chris Hayes
7 months ago
Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
7 months ago
the shadow of modor nemesis system but for old people at the grocery store
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Instagram alternative is you want to get off Meta
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Flashes for Bluesky
Flashes is a native Bluesky photo/video app. Amongst other features the app offers: • Discover and Share photos & videos on Bluesky – a vibrant community of over 30 million users. • Enhance Your Cr...
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Bill Burr is becoming our modern day Mark Twain and it's so refreshing
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Scott Galloway
7 months ago
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/musk-forms-dept-of-underaged-clowns?r=10g20c&utm_medium=ios
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
8 months ago
BREAKING: Pope Francis reported to be in a ‘critical condition’ after some teens made fun of him for being a virgin
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wint
8 months ago
Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form
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chef tits
8 months ago
gonna go on a trip to canada and support their economy
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Champs!
#4nations
8 months ago
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Rooting for Canada
#4nations
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Tim Onion
8 months ago
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson
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www.project2025.observer
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Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
https://www.project2025.observer/
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billionaireconspiracy.com
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The Billionaire Plan
The richest men in the country are in the final stages of a 40-year plan to kill America and crown themselves kings.
https://billionaireconspiracy.com/
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Feels like not enough people are ringing the alarm bells or taking a wait and see approach to the coup currently happening in America.
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No such thing as Gen Z men. There are little boys pretending though.
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Robert G. Callahan, II ⚖️ 📚 ⚖️ 📚
8 months ago
Kendrick has turned Drake into a metaphor for everything that’s wrong with America. In this essay I will- (1 / 537)
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Cap’n Watsisname
8 months ago
Kendrick Lamar just told everyone in our book club I was wearing these pants yesterday.
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Matt Zoller Seitz
8 months ago
His new name is Leon Skum
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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl
8 months ago
Yeah millennials are cringe but like “the internet is fun! I can haz cheeseburger!” cringe and not “someone on the internet correctly called me out so I guess apartheid is good now” cringe
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B Mo the Prince
8 months ago
The fact that more people are upset about the half time show than Kanye’s Swastika shirt is wild
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Seeing the old head DJs in Seattle buy into whatever right wing propaganda is in front of them really validates my decision to never fuck with them or their events.
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙
8 months ago
I can't stop thinking about Kendrick's performance and how poetic and symbolic it was and how much I don't care if you didn't like it, because you liking it wasn't really the point.
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Nikita Gill
8 months ago
Kendrick Lamar having more courage than all our elected officials combined proves once and for all that the world needs artists.
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