www.theguardian.com/science/2026... Does this acceptance of masturbation extend to humans? Asking for a friend. #Birds

Some might think that the Queensland Government isn't fit to shovel shit but I think they are. #AusPol

www.theguardian.com/society/2026... Queensland State Government to institute new laws to ensure everyone who needs public housing, gets public housing. Except, of course, those that need public housing. #Homeless #AusPol

And then include a ‘welcome to country’ at the opening ceremony!🍃

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... The invasion and colonisation of Terra Australis continues at pace. #AusPol #Racism

Always in Melbourne’s West hey. The idea that this is a ‘job creator’, per the premier, is so fkn stupid. Imagine the solar farm you could fit on this site. But no, apparently they are too much of an eyesore. This noisy, water guzzling, job sucking ugly af horror show on the other hand. Just fine.

we're just the most gullible fucking rube of a country and will continue to be while Labor are under the thrall of the US #auspol

Would you buy a used submarine from any of these dangerous fools?

Joe Biden didn't have annual checkups every couple of months. Barack Hussein Obama didn't have annual checkups every couple of months. Only Trump loved America enough to have annual checkups every couple of months.

www.smh.com.au/world/north-... Man paid to say tRump is fully fit, says tRump is fully fit.

FFS!! (Seems to be my major comment these days but ... WTF is happening to our government services??)

www.theguardian.com/society/2026... On the face of it Victoria's childcare is in crisis but you must consider that this worker will be able to take the baby for a nice ride on an underground train, so not all doom and gloom. #AusPol #ChildcareCrisis

Yep.

Arrogant prick calls an arrogant prick an arrogant prick. Spoiler: We pay these arrogant pricks hundreds of thousands of dollars to act like five year olds. #AusPol

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Can't really see this getting up unless these murders can somehow be classified as anti-Semitism. And as to getting our leaders to act - good luck with that one. #AusPol #DV

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne.... Appoint someone who is truly Independent and will hold corrupt Politicians to account. #Auspol #news

we should enter a multi-decade business relationship with the worlds most volatile and unpredictable nation who have not won a war in 75yrs, to buy military hardware from them.

www.theguardian.com/environment/... Yeah I already decided not to buy one of these.

Vic voters!!! #auspol Please read and add your name to the petition if you can. www.getup.org.au/campaigns/vi...

www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma... Why do we have a royal commission into antisemitism but not intolerance, racism and white supremacism? Because the Zionists running the royal commission are intolerant, racist, white supremacists. #FuckIsrael #AusPol

Those who join the IDF are implicated in genocide if not actively involved in murder and brutality towards other human beings. If these people are Australian they are subject to Australian and international law under which Australia functions. If not Australian they should be deported

Will never forgive @albomp.bsky.social for his craven dog whistling disgraceful stance on these Australian Citizens who should have been helped home years ago. If found to have broken Australian Law then arrest and prosecute, but his statements, disgraceful.

How totally unnecessary Really should be looking at returning IDF recruits. They are the biggest danger

Some Australians, many of whom made impetuous, uninformed decisions when very young, have returned home with their children, having suffered extraordinary privations. Naturally we have deployed a phalanx of goons armed with assault rifles to welcome them. #AusPol #FuckWar

It's time to draw a line in the sand. I want everyone to start being brutally honest. If you appreciate all that migration has done for this country then tell migrants that. If you don't, then tell them that you appreciate the care but don't want your doctor to own a house here in Australia. 😡

Will Anthony stand up to the Big Australian? Of course he will - he's already dressed for work. #AusPol

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... Andrew is not the only member of an English Royal Family to be a Cnut. In 1013 Swein Forkbeard conquered England and his son Cnut became King of all England in 1016. Andrew is not related to Cnut but he is carrying on a long Royal tradition of being a Cnut.

The fudge the unemployment figures. Anyone working 1 hour per week is classified as employed. Every time social payments go up the rent goes up not to mention the sky high inflation. Shopping for food is very expensive and going out to eat is a huge expense for low income people.

“If that is what they are prepared to do to Australians, on camera, imagine what they are doing to Palestinians who are locked up for years and years and years,” Sanction Israel Now. #Auspol

www.smh.com.au/world/middle... It's not unreasonable to expect our government to do something about the abduction and assault of our citizens in international waters but, to be fair, Penny did stamp her foot. #AusPol #FuckIsrael

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... Tens of thousands of people are homeless while the Mejia bangs on about entrepreneurs. Housing is a human right. Poverty and homelessness are choices made by government not the poor and the homeless. #AusPol

"You’re not bad with money. You’re being taxed into the ground." "Everyday Aussies working their whole lives just to hand over more to the government than they spend on their home — while those collecting it, wasting it & stealing it face zero consequences".

icanaustralia.substack.com/p/ode-to-a-c... It will come as a surprise to some but Labor wasn't always a bunch of timid, arse licking toadies. Given the opportunity to stand on Tom's shoulders, Anthony chooses to crouch in his shaddow. #AusPol

Donald Trump's attacks on comedians aren't new, Vladimir Putin did the same before dismantling the short-lived democracy in Russia.

Australian skywalkers, please join the Greens 💚 Vote for the Greens. They're the only party upholding decency, compassion, and international law. #StopTheGenocide

Israel Rapes Everyone, And Other Notes International flotilla activists say they were subjected to torture and sexual assault by Israeli forces after being abducted in international waters while attempting to bring aid to Gaza. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/israel-rap...

Scheme providers should be in the public system not private. Putting the money into the Public Health system instead of paying private providers would save them millions and provide better service.

www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/mo... This concerns some football player apparently and is not, as I had hoped, an interesting typo.

“Just as the wet season set in a group of about 400 British camped near us for shelter. They had tents. The officers took the best tents, the NCOs the next best and the ordinary soldiers got the dregs. Within six weeks only about 50 of them marched out—the rest died of dysentery or cholera.

This is Rania's account if anyone wants to help a family in an awful situation Her family is not spam or fake. Her daughter mo longer smiles like this www.gofundme.com/f/6x7qqr-get...

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... Death Tax. #AusPol

www.salon.com/2026/05/21/t... Make Cheap Shitty Phones Great Again. #TruckFump

Yes. It's a duty to do your duty. Now, get your mat from your cubby hole and unroll it on the floor. You can have two cookies and a cup of juice and then it's nap time.

I'm constantly horrified at how humans treat other humans. What's even more sickening is that this type of behaviour is the norm in many Australian relationships. The slaves are called "spouses" though. #DV #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

We'd be better off defending our waters against over fishing or poaching. Instead of spending trillions on warships & spy planes, hide weapon caches all over the continent. Then, like other countries, train every citizen to become a reserve force ready to fight an invasion . Guerrilla war style.

Cutting a third of the 15 scientists responsible for ACCESS - a vital computer simulation of earths climate system will impact policymakers both here and internationally The Labor party has become a partisan clutch of jack-booted cretins #auspol theconversation.com/csiro-is-cut...

Get your bags of onions ready... Cos Dopey's back! 🧅🤪

Yup!

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... “I believe it is my duty to serve the Liberal party to the best of my ability ..." When a stupid man suspects he is doing something stupid he will always claim that it is his duty. Rejects choose reject as leader. #AusPol