We are not the same.

This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

To be fair, Urban played the role so well from having studied Kelly's portrayal deeply. Which goes to prove the old adage: Deforestation leads to Urbanization

Seconded.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Things you need to know:

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Some potentially constructive questions about the No Kings protests… substack.com/@drstaceypat...

it’s weird how the 90s were 20 years ago and yet the year 2019 was also somehow 20 years ago

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Could this be a solution?

"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty" Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

…and it would still be side-by-side and tangled up with a society where some people are assumed criminal & dangerous, from the start, so any "perfect" surveillance tech would still be disproportionately used On Those People. You Can't Technofix Your Way Out Of Values Problems.

It'd be a shame to let this grim joke about the DHS luxury jet (with bed and bar) not get a wider audience so I'm highlighting it here. Bravo.

This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. You asked for it. Thinking of changing his name to Nick Furry.

That’s how you do it. What’s taking the rest of y’all so long?

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords

More like this, please.

Give me an iconic #StarTrek image.

Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not. Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends. We are angry, feral, and tired. Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

By the way, Nazi Bovino, if Mayor Frey and Gov Walz wanted to say ICE are assholes who never got hugged, they have a goddamn FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT to say it and you still don’t have any right to shoot and kill people who support those leaders. Fuck off. Fuck all the way off. Fuck off forever.

We could have built on this instead of tearing it down. The good news is we still can, we just have a big hole to climb out of first.

Reskeet with your home river? Mine is the Puyallup. Pronounce it if you can!

The Scott Adams whose work I loved back in the 90s died a long time ago.

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). I was eight.

The entire premise of Star Trek summed up in a sentence.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Rob Reiner wanted you to remember the goodness of humanity. Donald Trump wants you to be miserable at all times and think that nothing good will ever happen again. But as the kids say, better things are possible.

This is pretty scary. I’ve always tried to avoid putting all my eggs in one basket. This makes me want to keep them out of any basket.

What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again? I was really good at hand inserting and folding newspapers. Later, I got really good at stocking newspaper racks. More recently, I was an expert power user of PalmOS. Sigh. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

People say they want to manufacture real things in America again BUT they complain that it’s “inappropriate” and “not productive” to talk about how we need lots of guillotines. Like make up your minds!

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

sorry, @rianjohnson.bsky.social; muppet knives out is back on the menu

Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent. Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...

I was born with a congenital heart defect and given long covid despite masking religiously and the things I want to say right now would get me banned for a lot more than 72 hours.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

The man should be quacked out of every room he enters

The irony here is so perfect it should be an O’Henry story.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

Any other cursewordologists out there who have trained their phone to autocorrect “fuck?” 👋 I feel like I’ve unlocked a god-level achievement.

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

Anytime you ask “why did the Times cover it this way?” or whatever corporate media it is, remember that influential moderates are the tool of the wealth class and are there to normalize whatever the wealthy want and create doubt regarding reform and change.

Nice day for a walk in the park.