Hey, ladies. The orange anus mouth is talking again about stuff he knows nothing about. He put those ICE thugs on the street. Untested. Untrained and unrestrained. Do you feel protected yet?

Loving mother, poet, wife, a woman who cared deeply about others in her community and… domestic terrorist? Nah. ICE straight up murdered this woman. They were put on those streets ostensibly to protect people like Renee Nicole Good & instead they shot her in an ambush. Three times in the face.

Snapped this on our morning walk. Lots of Canadians making damn sure their Mexican neighbors know they’re not American rn. Lots of tension here in northern Yucatán. Mexico’s largest oil reserves are right off-shore. We’ve had US Navy surveillance drones in the area since November.

My dad liked saturated fats, too. Who doesn’t? For him, unless it had bacon or steak on the plate, it wasn’t a meal. He had his 1st heart attack at 40.

Self-defense? Sure, sure. And George Floyd kneeled on his own neck. Fucking motherfuckers. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

As I read this from my phone inspired by Star Trek’s communicator.

I finished DFL in my 1st sprint-triathlon alongside a 90 yr old man. I swallowed a bunch of seawater in the ocean & puked thru the cycling. By the time I got to the run, I was 💀. No one was there. Just the people packing up the tents. Old dude & I high-fived each other. It was a simpler time.

The oil must flow

So, uh… kiddie-fucker? I’m confused here. He raped children. What do you want us to call that? Mormon marriage?

Me after watching my sicky dog hog down rotten crab guts on the beach this morning, then giving her 5 pills. I have to dip them in butter or she cheeks them like she’s trading them for Ramen in gen-pop & spits them out.

Sledgehammer! is now streaming on Amazon Prime. Created by the amazingly gifted @mralanspencer.bsky.social It’s absolutely perfect for this moment. Like watching Dr. Strangelove during the Cuban Missile Crisis. But funnier. No one (but Alan) told us how dumb the coup would actually be.

If Q-tips aren’t supposed to be used to clean your ears, why are they perfectly designed for ear cleaning? What are they for. WHAT ARE THEY FOR??

Never forget. Trump paid for this. Jack Smith has the receipts.

Narcissists have no vision. They only have the “now.” Impulsivity is a major trait of narcissism. It feeds the voracious ego in the moment, bc narcs must constantly prove they are worthy of admiration This is how they can destroy so effortlessly, but don’t know how to build a goddamn thing.

It’s not 1991. This isn’t the Cold War. And Miller isn’t Khrushchev. Being a superpower isn’t what it used to be. A small coalition of “major” powers could bring us to our knees in a month through sanctions & tariffs alone. This interview is fucking unhinged. I only made it 1:30 minutes.

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you about the Long Ago, the Before Times, when hedge fund managers & bankers were the bad guys.

This isn’t a video game. You’re not 12. Sit down.

Please tell me that’s not Trump. Oh lord, it’s his hair even from behind I can tell. It’s Fat Moses. It’s him, isn’t it?

Most people let themselves go a bit when they get into a longterm authoritarianship.

My flavorful use of one of my favorite words gets me blocked a lot. Cunt. The word is cunt. ❤️ My bio actually warns people. My space here is for adults, not kids. It’s cool, though. My love for the English language extends to all its floridity & most gloriously heinous declamations.

I woke up at 6 am to give my dog her medicine and I’m positive I love had too much coffee because this headline is so Veruca Salt. It’s surreal. “I want it all! I want it now!” www.bbc.com/news/article...

Watching “Signs of a Psychopath” on HBO oops never mind, just a news clip of Trump’s post-invasion press-rave, my bad.

Increasingly, my life goal is to find more comfortable clothes. I want clothes as comfortable as a bed. A peasant shift. No buttons, no bras, no shoes. Just me in a field of wildflowers leaving green grass footprints in my wake while wearing a homespun yet airy sack that magically lifts my tits.

80 innocent civilians were murdered in this “extraction.” Buildings were bombed. But it’s not a kidnapping. It’s an “arrest.” It’s not an act of war. It’s an “operation.” Words matter. Words form the basis for critical thinking.

Multitasking, ladies. Vacuum your house AND keep your shit tight for your man. Anything less is just not giving him what your king deserves. 🤣😂

No villain thinks they’re a villain.

If any good can come from this, it’s my hope that people will finally understand how hard it is to leave an abusive relationship. And stop blaming the victims for not getting out sooner. The abuse is constant. Verbal, emotional, physical, psychologically pounding you all day every day

At least there’s someone out there with balls. This guy looks old enough to remember the Escobar days. He knows better than anyone there’s no negotiating with thugs like Trump. It’s like trying to bargain with stage 4 cancer.

Vance strikes me as the kind of guy who goes to the ER when he gets a hangnail & then jumps the line ahead of heart patients.

Maybe someone else needs an MRI?

😃

He showed some restraint by not calling Trump the “Prince of Peace,” the prophecy from Isaiah that refers to the coming of the Messiah I was kicked out of Sunday School for asking why men had nipples, but I still read the book. Radical liberal scum can hear the dog whistles, too, dickheads

We see the world how we are, not how the world is.

This is exactly how serial killers talk when they confess. They gloat, reliving the thrill of their kills in detail. I saw 1 confession where a stone-faced detective didn’t react to a woman’s horrifically detailed confession & she first got annoyed, then angry that she couldn’t get a rise from him

Until we have a functioning legislative branch back in power that will hold Trump’s feet to the fire, the America you and I grew up in is dead. Mid-terms. Please for the love of dog, vote.

Katie Miller, the cunt, can go fuck a tree stump. “Katie Miller - the wife of one of Trump's aides, Stephen Miller - tweeted a map of Greenland in the colours of the American flag alongside the word "SOON".”

Someone far smarter than them has told these vultures we’ve reached the global warming tipping point. Trump & his billionaire boys’ club are just Jersey mob now, sneaking in the middle of the night to strip the copper wire out of a condemned house. They don’t care that the rest of us will burn.

Genius. 😆

Oh really? No UN mandate. No Congressional approval. Blatant violation of UN Charter, Article (2)4, which forbids states from using force against another's territorial integrity or political independence. You’re not on X anymore, sugar. People here actually went to college & know how to read.

Gross fuck to lazy to get off his fat ass & go to DC for this war crime. It all happened in some shit conference room used for brunch at Mar a Lago.

Just saw that SANTA CLAUS (yes, he’s here on bsky) follows back every single person who follows him. He shined a little light for me on this terrible day & I’m grateful for that. Thanks, SANTA!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Los Angeles Life Hack: When in traffic w an asshole lane-gaming me & speeding like he’s playing Mario Cart, I imagine he has explosive diarrhea & must get to a toilet NOW before he blows out his trousers & ruins the supple leather seats of his Lexus. I giggle. Rage dissipates. We’re all happy.

They’re high af on adrenaline and sadism rn. We’ll see. Cuba has proven itself incredibly resilient to attempted U.S. interventions in the past.

So, concepts of a plan for the US to “run” Venezuela? In human speak, this means the oil companies will run the country. With no one to stop them, they will go in & rape & pillage all the oil until there’s nothing left but ash & rubble.

Am I going insane or did he just say the US is going to take over Venezuela?

Mexico strongly condemns Trump’s violent attack on a sovereign nation & the kidnapping of its President & First Lady. Asks for UN to intervene. (It’s in Spanish, but your “translate page” option should work)

Monster. “Trump tells Fox News he watched the overnight capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife "literally like I was watching a television show". "If you would've seen the speed, the violence, it was an amazing thing," Trump says.”