The FCC wants to bring back “Schoolhouse Rock” and now would be a good time.

Anyone done this one yet?

Considering the number of casualties, both military and civilian, President Clampett and Secretary of War Bodine seem jovial.

The ultimate grift.

We’re in need of the next evolutionary leap.

Hold your breath Make a wish Count to World War III

GOP candidate Brandon Herrera proudly showing off his copy of “Mein Kampf” is being frowned upon and one day people will feel the same way about owning “The Art of the Deal”.

Can a man’s mouth be considered a weapon of mass destruction?

The Parallax Corporation must not have a good local talent pool, so hopefully they’ll outsource.

Young people are seeing through him.

We never truly comprehend how powerful a position is until someone comes along and abuses it.

I tried to think of something positive to say… drew a complete blank.

“A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.” ~ John F. Kennedy 🍟

Secretary of Starfleet Security is out.

One of the most amazing things about this administration is their consistency, always able to find the least qualified, most incompetent person for every position.

Trump is competitive with Obama whose “Operation Neptune Spear” cleanly removed Osama bin Laden without a single American casualty, culminating in 44 delivering the ultimate drop the mic speech. Fast forward to Trump’s drop the ballroom speech and “Operation Epstein Fury” spiraling out of control.

Googling the word “fiasco” and the current war coming up means ownership of this narrative is in question.

When questioning his war powers, remember this president has served in uniform.

“Let’s not go there.”

Trump’s foreign policy is like an improv group, somebody shouts “Bomb Iran!” and he goes, “Yes, and… let’s arm the Kurds.”

The continued prescience and relevance of this show is amazing.

"Please, sir, I want some war." ~ Officer Oliver Twist, Royal Navy

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Before invading Normandy, can’t imagine Eisenhower taking advice from a failed real estate developer who filed for Chapter 11 six times.

Trump assured the nation today the war on Iran won’t last as long as his war on the middle class.

With a new “Exorcist” film happening, here’s the perfect upgrade from pea soup.

"What a difference a weekend makes.”

The fog of war.

His most inspiring performance few have seen.

The White House confirmed this president would “never give orders to intentionally place American lives in danger” except, you know, January 6th.

Kuwait me when it's over.

The saying “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a turban is a bad guy without a turban” isn’t landing.

The government is warning sleeper cells are already embedded here to attack Americans. They’re called ICE.

The Middle East needs better succession plans.

Anyone who invades Venezuela, bombs Iran and threatens Greenland, Canada and Cuba doesn’t sound like a frontrunner for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Now playing.

"Pillow Talk" International Edition.

Tell R.E.M. I don’t feel fine.

"As president, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and stability to the world." ~ President Donald J. Trump

The Trump animatronic figure has returned to Disney’s Hall of Presidents. Guests who complain it’s malfunctioning, freezing mid-speech and drifting off, are told the figure is behaving consistently with the original.

Trump has no business comparing anyone to an ape since like King Kong he had unwilling women sacrificed to him on a deserted island.

If history repeats itself, the mesmerist at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner will attain great influence over the aristocracy.

The U.S. women's hockey team is only willing to meet Trump with an intimacy coordinator present.

Instead of a comedian at the White House Correspondents Dinner they’ve invited a magician who’ll make more Epstein Files disappear.

Birth of a Nitwit.

Someone asked if I’d seen Donald Trump hung out front of the DOJ and I reminded this person to always include the word “banner”.

Warning: If you suffer from OCD and see the new “Elvis” documentary, be prepared to have “Long Tall Sally” on an endless loop in your head for eternity.

Is watching a YouTube video of someone watching a YouTube video become a Droste effect if I film myself watching the video?

On a positive note, the emperor’s daughter seemed pleased by his speech.

This speech is like a sequel to “Shoah”.