Alan Spencer
@mralanspencer.bsky.social
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Creator of the TV series "Sledge Hammer!" and "Bullet in the Face".
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Ticket sales aren’t improving, so new marketing taps into hit horrors film with political backdrops.
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I honestly think most people don’t want that and natural causes would be fine.
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Sometimes yah gotta blow up the whole world to keep us all safe.
about 9 hours ago
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Pete Hegseth testifying before Congress is like a Steven Seagal movie without fight scenes.
about 11 hours ago
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Pete Hegseth testimony before the Armed Services Committee was like a regional dinner theater version of “A Few Good Men” and he was an understudy.
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You could find a better president on Zip Recruiter.
1 day ago
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Limited edition. Minors may apply without parental consent.
1 day ago
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I posted about pain at the pump and the DOJ would like a word.
1 day ago
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Wonder if Nazis back in 1938 teased how Hitler kept “owning the bourgeois”.
2 days ago
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Posted on the official White House account. Two men never elected…
2 days ago
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Sally sells seashells by the seashore until she got subpoenaed for sedition by suppressors.
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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Mark: Where you aware Secretary of Heavy Metal Kid Rock visited the Pentagon and addressed the military at the behest of old pal Secretary of War Pete Hegseth?
2 days ago
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To commemorate America’s 250th birthday, Trump’s State Department unveiled a slavish new design for U.S. passports in keeping with the tradition of dictators plastering their likenesses over everything. Included is a sneak peek of how it will look when traveling.
2 days ago
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Looking panicked at what were assumed to be trays crashing is not courage under fire.
2 days ago
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Feel free to share: The White House Press Secretary on the dangers of “deranged” rhetoric. Her last line is on point.
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3 days ago
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400,000 deaths from COVID-19, 600,000 due to closure of USAID, 33 attributable to ICE, 22,000 deaths caused by environmental rollbacks and 29,000 alleged non-combatant deaths in the war he’d started, but this is what he focuses on.
3 days ago
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Security is outlining steps to prevent a deranged madman from getting into the next event. Step one: don’t invite one.
3 days ago
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Sometimes Fox News shows movies.
3 days ago
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Trump calling for unity and bipartisan healing is like Jekyll urging people to stop Hyde.
3 days ago
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There’s a rumor footage from that correspondent’s dinner will be in the next “Jackass” movie.
4 days ago
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"I am not a crook" sounds positively wholesome next to “I’m not a pedophile”.
4 days ago
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From Washington DC Comics: Nefarious Lex Luxor whisks away a pregnant Lois Lane while Clark Kent frantically searches for somewhere to change into Superman. 🦸
4 days ago
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Watching “60 Minutes” on Disney+ is revealing.
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4 days ago
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Trump turns prickly when his relationship with Epstein gets mentioned tonight during “60 Minutes”.
4 days ago
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The FBI believes this gunman acted alone like Glenn Close during scenes with Kim Kardashian.
4 days ago
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Start worrying now that leaders in Afghanistan, Syria, and Iraq are voicing concerns about political violence in the U.S.
4 days ago
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President Donald Trump is on “60 Minutes” tonight talking about the latest assassination attempt as well as vertical integration in TV news.
4 days ago
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The mentalist didn’t perform last night, but we did see a trick to forget the name Epstein.
4 days ago
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Secret Service interrupted Stephen Miller’s feeding. 🧛
4 days ago
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Authorities are classifying the suspect as a “lone wolf” that acted alone.
4 days ago
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The Official Silver Spoon of Freedom ™ is now available on the MAGA © website.
4 days ago
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Jesus wasn’t a doctor who had multiple crucifixion attempts.
4 days ago
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Interesting tidbit from a news report: “The Secret Service acted quickly, waking the president up and ushering him from the room…”
5 days ago
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6 days ago
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Barely There.
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6 days ago
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Trump shared plans to renovate the Lincoln Memorial’s reflecting pool using his own “good taste”.
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7 days ago
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Lionsgate may make a “Jeffrey” movie that stops before he met Ghislaine and bought an island.
7 days ago
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Endless Alien® is back!
8 days ago
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Strait down.
8 days ago
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Trump’s latest peace plan is having the Iran War declare bankruptcy.
8 days ago
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Episode 547: “Cape Ear”
10 days ago
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President Donald Trump, a five-time draft dodger, now wants to award himself the nation’s highest military honor during a war he started that’s become a historic fiasco.
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10 days ago
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“Political chaos is connected with the decay of language... one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end.” ~ George Orwell, “Politics and the English Language”
10 days ago
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Kash Patel sues The Atlantic over allegations of excessive drinking.
10 days ago
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In your grocer's freezer.
11 days ago
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BREAKING: Trump claims Iran is preparing to transmit a message of defeat.
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11 days ago
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Collect 'em all.
11 days ago
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If John Waters remade “The American President” it would be like this, except more heartwarming.
11 days ago
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The Pentagon just released images it claims show the two U.S. airmen shot down and rescued from Iran.
12 days ago
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