Trump wanting Greenland because he wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize makes him sound like Frankenstein’s monster causing fear since he couldn’t inspire love. He really needs a calmer brain... and fast!

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Announced on a double bill with “Melania”.

If Dennis the Menace were president, he’d send Mr. Wilson this letter. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

I keep imagining ICE agents capture a gang member and Pike, Dutch, Tector and Lyle show up, declare “We want Angel” and those are the last words spoken that day.

Stupid people often know they’re stupid, but crazy stupid people usually think they’re geniuses.

I haven't seen "Curb Your Federation" yet. #StarTrek

We now see the danger of when Germans shrugged everything off with “That’s just Hitler being Hitler.”

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Advance ticket sales are available for the Trump-Kennedy Center winter season.

As far as outrage, maybe hold our president to the same standard as an original SNL cast member.

Koalas beg the question why people find chlamydia so endearing.

They’re probably using the shootout from Michael Mann’s movie as a recruitment video saying… If you liked HEAT you’ll love ICE.

Gavin Newsom is every Michael Douglas character rolled into one.

Since Americans aren’t welcome in other countries, there’ll be nowhere to dodge the draft when we invade Greenland.

Since history is repeating itself, any young girl with a diary should be aware it could get published.

Yah never realize how well a country was run until it's not.

Some fast-food chains are offering incentives to illegals.

Now when I watch “Get Smart,” “Dr. Strangelove” and “Animal House” I see highly competent government agencies and educational systems.

Only Trump would accept a used Nobel Peace Prize.

A remake of “Black Sunday” is in the works with domestic terrorists driving a Honda SUV into the Super Bowl.

New signage at the White House.

At this point, I’d prefer a Waymo presidency.

Based on previous experience being masked and never identifying themselves, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers would make ideal ICE agents.

Trump’s enemies list is usually just called the census.

Trump is fixated on a country whose name matches his draft record… Iran.

#StarTrek has always been about intelligence, tolerance and casting aside petty differences to work together for the common good… which is why it has nothing to do with reality and remains science fiction.

Everyone comparing 2026 America to 1934 Nazi Germany needs to calm down and sleep on it.

Anyone under criminal investigation by this current administration must be scrupulously honest.

Alongside historic presidential quotes such as FDR’s "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" and JFK’s "Ask not what your country can do for you…" is DJT’s “We’re screwed”.

Coming this fall to the Trump Kennedy Center…

The father of the ICE agent that killed an innocent woman claims “You would never find a nicer, kinder person” than his son, probably because his offspring is slaughtering them all.

Just announced at the Trump Kennedy Center.

The Hollywood Reporter listed the most anticipated horror movies of 2026 and didn’t mention “Melania”.

Enjoy the weekend!

Comparisons to Hitler have increased, but keep in mind Hitler actually did write his bestselling book.

The first few days of 2026 and every single “Twilight Zone” episode applies to what's gone wrong.

JD hasn't been the same since.

Thanks to ICE, a campaign promise was kept in regards to daily threats we face from other countries as it’s now America First.

If Jeff Bezos’ new wife is a gold digger then all we can say is “Drill, baby, drill”.

Venezuelans are disappointed their groceries prices weren’t lower from day one.

Someone cut me off in traffic so I’ve reported them to authorities as a domestic terrorist.

Since the documentary “Melania” opens in theaters nationwide on January 30, 2026, ask yourself one question… What would Andy Kaufman do?

Disease, old age and being shot by an ICE agent are all considered death by natural causes. #Minnesota

Doubt we’ll see that Minnesota widower mourning in leather pants.

Someone needs to explain to JD Vance that wasn’t a love scene in “Deliverance”.

Shooting citizens in the street while hunting societal outcasts who are arrested, then sent to detention camps? This administration isn’t just fascist... it's derivative.

Lots of politicians swearing, but we’ll all be sheltering in place if Putin drops an f-bomb.

If affordability is a hoax, so is accountability.