I honestly think most people don’t want that and natural causes would be fine.

Sometimes yah gotta blow up the whole world to keep us all safe.

Pete Hegseth testifying before Congress is like a Steven Seagal movie without fight scenes.

Pete Hegseth testimony before the Armed Services Committee was like a regional dinner theater version of “A Few Good Men” and he was an understudy.

You could find a better president on Zip Recruiter.

Limited edition. Minors may apply without parental consent.

I posted about pain at the pump and the DOJ would like a word.

Wonder if Nazis back in 1938 teased how Hitler kept “owning the bourgeois”.

Posted on the official White House account. Two men never elected…

Sally sells seashells by the seashore until she got subpoenaed for sedition by suppressors.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Mark: Where you aware Secretary of Heavy Metal Kid Rock visited the Pentagon and addressed the military at the behest of old pal Secretary of War Pete Hegseth?

To commemorate America’s 250th birthday, Trump’s State Department unveiled a slavish new design for U.S. passports in keeping with the tradition of dictators plastering their likenesses over everything. Included is a sneak peek of how it will look when traveling.

Looking panicked at what were assumed to be trays crashing is not courage under fire.

Feel free to share: The White House Press Secretary on the dangers of “deranged” rhetoric. Her last line is on point.

400,000 deaths from COVID-19, 600,000 due to closure of USAID, 33 attributable to ICE, 22,000 deaths caused by environmental rollbacks and 29,000 alleged non-combatant deaths in the war he’d started, but this is what he focuses on.

Security is outlining steps to prevent a deranged madman from getting into the next event. Step one: don’t invite one.

Sometimes Fox News shows movies.

Trump calling for unity and bipartisan healing is like Jekyll urging people to stop Hyde.

There’s a rumor footage from that correspondent’s dinner will be in the next “Jackass” movie.

"I am not a crook" sounds positively wholesome next to “I’m not a pedophile”.

From Washington DC Comics: Nefarious Lex Luxor whisks away a pregnant Lois Lane while Clark Kent frantically searches for somewhere to change into Superman. 🦸

Watching “60 Minutes” on Disney+ is revealing.

Trump turns prickly when his relationship with Epstein gets mentioned tonight during “60 Minutes”.

The FBI believes this gunman acted alone like Glenn Close during scenes with Kim Kardashian.

Start worrying now that leaders in Afghanistan, Syria, and Iraq are voicing concerns about political violence in the U.S.

President Donald Trump is on “60 Minutes” tonight talking about the latest assassination attempt as well as vertical integration in TV news.

The mentalist didn’t perform last night, but we did see a trick to forget the name Epstein.

Secret Service interrupted Stephen Miller’s feeding. 🧛

Authorities are classifying the suspect as a “lone wolf” that acted alone.

The Official Silver Spoon of Freedom ™ is now available on the MAGA © website.

Jesus wasn’t a doctor who had multiple crucifixion attempts.

Interesting tidbit from a news report: “The Secret Service acted quickly, waking the president up and ushering him from the room…”

Barely There.

Trump shared plans to renovate the Lincoln Memorial’s reflecting pool using his own “good taste”.

Lionsgate may make a “Jeffrey” movie that stops before he met Ghislaine and bought an island.

Endless Alien® is back!

Strait down.

Trump’s latest peace plan is having the Iran War declare bankruptcy.

Episode 547: “Cape Ear”

President Donald Trump, a five-time draft dodger, now wants to award himself the nation’s highest military honor during a war he started that’s become a historic fiasco.

“Political chaos is connected with the decay of language... one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end.” ~ George Orwell, “Politics and the English Language”

Kash Patel sues The Atlantic over allegations of excessive drinking.

In your grocer's freezer.

BREAKING: Trump claims Iran is preparing to transmit a message of defeat.

Collect 'em all.

If John Waters remade “The American President” it would be like this, except more heartwarming.

The Pentagon just released images it claims show the two U.S. airmen shot down and rescued from Iran.