This kills the Rad powerbikes.

Just ate some plums from the icebox that I was saving for breakfast. Pretty good.

I'm gonna fucking scream

I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.

Who wore it better

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here

Doom was secretly early aughts pop punk the whole time

It should be literally criminal to be a billionaire. Billionaires are a danger to society and should be treated as such.

Additionally, raise your kids so they bully kids who would do things like this into oblivion.

WHO WANTS THIS!?

Starting to think this epstein fellow may not have been on the up and up

It me

As was prophesied. The coming of the The Sixth Guy.

Patch notes for Human Being v1.198.012 • Fixed a bug where feet would be both cold and sweaty in certain cirumstances.

Perfect example of the poison running through major media outlets today - that both two sides of an issue possess the same inherent value. No, dude! Kidnapping people is just bad! We don't have to CONSIDER other opinions at all!

A bunch of people at work use AI generated zoom backgrounds that are just completely sterile greige offices and I cannot imagine anything more depressing.

YUP

Oh, Tim. Lil timmy. It's gonna get so much worse for you buddy.

"We'll give up any and all leverage we have now in exchange for you doing the thing we want later". I... I don't have words for how dumb you have to be to think that will work. So dumb. So beyond dumb.

Shoveling snow was purpose-built for destroying my body.

no money for politicians

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Employees acting like this whether forced or not makes me want to leave a store immediately

Sure it encourages people to kill themselves, BUT it also loses tens of billions of dollars hang on that can't be right

Altman makes me constantly question the upper limits of how punchable a face can be.

I legit thought she was dead.

If you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and think you are one of the smartest, I can understand why you think your dumbfuck computer is as smart as humans.

It always amazes me how Microsoft Teams is complete and utter shit. Unfathomable levels of shit. Heretofore unplumbed depths of shit.

Getting real tired of the biggest dipshits alive saying they're gonna make a "superintelligence"

If this was a shitpost it would be an incredible example of the medium.

Fuckin amen

We're mise en place baby

I'm at the pizza hut. I'm at the taco bell. I'm at the two discrete businesses pizza hut and taco bell.

One less Cheney centrist Dems can court for endorsements

Goddammit. Teen Vogue was doing incredible work, and of course they're punished for it.

Daylight saving time blows. I'm a standard time bitch all the way.

Incredible

finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

BY A LOT. Dominant performance by Yoshi

Me, a recovering angels fan

This is the perfect post

I AM NOT PREPARED FOR EXTRA INNINGS IN GAME 7

the cheapest aftermath sub is $7 a month. that's a few cents a day. if that's discretionary to your budget, that's fine! if you can afford it, also fine!

let me explain the numbers: we had 20-40 million people reading us at kotaku in the site's prime we have just under 5k paying subs atm and its paying us enough to eat. 10k subs and the site is essentially good for YEARS. those numbers arent at the same scale!

once more for the people in the back: nobody is asking or expecting you to subscribe to anything. that's...weirdo behaviour. sub to whatever you want, your favourites, all of them, one site, no sites. just like you did with magazines (a market we are essentially returning to, minus the paper cost).