Let him do it you cowards

that moment when something you were dreading happens and you realize someone had 100% found that small gap in your armor you thought wasnt there anymore and it stings a lot more than you hoped it would dangit

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): murphy looking all regal and majestic

Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

Kinda giving away the game here, aren’t they Not being among the “elite” is a mark of honor when it’s the Volkisch gringos of Heydrichsburg, Pennsyltucky and a mark of shame when it’s the Indo-African-American mayor of New York, New York Same racialized friend-enemy bullshit as always

i am performing at peak efficiency (shitposting while stuffing pizza in my face)

they should invent a microwave that works on metal so my fork isnt cold when i go to eat lunch

my broad sense is that FIFA is trying to run something much closer to its authoritarian host country playbook in a country with a whole lot of complex federalized democracy so they're running into a lot of problems they didn't expect or plan for x.com/GovSherrillN...

feels like the site is getting worse so im going to assume my shitposting is working i need a w today no matter how minor

this is such a viscerally upsetting read i cannot properly convey it with words

I want to be an assassin for hire but I also want to work from home, dilemma

*unvibes your code* whatcha gonna do about it huh

the slow and glitchy bluesky posting is helping me cope with my slow and glitchy job software

at least the ac is on in my office imagine having to shitpost in the heat

yall got any more of them resources

i cannot explain why but today feels like a pizza day and yes i am aware every day is pizza day if you are brave enough

being a third wheel while two girls on a date watch A Extremely Goofy Movie call that the hyuck chair

Found one crinkle fry in my curly fries and almost went into anaphylactic shock

fun fact the resources are stored in the forbidden

im currently posting a bunch with the express hope that one of my shitposts takes the site out again for a few more minutes

listen i dont need bluesky being down to be depressed the yearning has me covered there

as a bloodborne fan i can confirm this is accurate

i dont have a witty or funny thing to say about bluesky crashing im just sitting here enjoying an apple its a honeycrisp

"Dammit, the chicken used a condom."

“verify jerry” they said “ what could go wrong” they said

literally any other time i'm calling somebody boss

I have a supreme need

i have a mighty need

this ass beating is brought to you by chobani

for the appreciators of Modern Fine art. something to hang on your walls, if I get banned, so be it!

I forgot you could slow the video 🤌🤌

if i had to see this so do you absolutely rotten day to have eyes

if a man dies at his assembly line station his back up must dislodge the corpse and continue!

the impotent rage and mewling appeasement from people like gaines is my eternal victory

WHO DIDN’T LOOT THE COREHOUND?!?

He’s a 10 but says ‘anywho’ after he climaxes

Hello please pay me to write your game. I am so good at it. You will like the work. I will work with you on budget. You can DM me. Bye

I can't stop thinking about this

just in case it went over anyones head the first time

if you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

yall wanna see someone absolutely divine?

Hobbies are awesome. I've started screaming at the sun.

Cigarettes that moan when you smoke them

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