I'm still not over this

the skyline rn 🥰 #bb28

wait no bb16 derrick on unlocked?! #bb28

FUCK

quick somebody post a transparent version of the bob this is NOT goober’s cross to bear alone!!!!!!

😂 The Jetsons lied to us

for those who forgot: #bb28

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

I'm moving on my ops like a regular show antagonist

I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper madhouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation. One flue over the cook who's best.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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. Mark Davis is quickly becoming my new fav politician. In #FLORIDA no less 😳 .

IT’S OFFICIALLY PRESEASON! We’ve made it!!! #bbsky #bb28

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

This painting, called Landscape with Rain, was created by the influential Russian artist Wassily Kandinsky in 1913.

LONDON!

When you hear "Coachella," you probably think of a music festival. I think of an important agricultural region in SoCal with many Essential Workers who work hard every day to feed us!

goodnight to this diva

it should never be any temperature that’s not between 60 and 70 degrees fahrenheit without my permission

“AND THEN WE CAN DRAGON SLAY THAT ASS” 💀 #Survivor50

Sunday

Coach writing haikus to himself in the hammock on #Survivor50 like

Stepping on scale before shower • 220 lbs Stepping on scale after blowing nose into hand during shower • 45 lbs • immediately collapses • medic puts fingers to throat • shakes head "we lost him"

Good news from Mexico 🇲🇽

I'm thrilled to officially welcome to #Survivor 50... Rizzy Fields

At chili’s

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

As a Gen Xer, I can tell you boomers and even my own generation comparing their 20s to today’s 20-30 year-olds needs to stop. I paid $600 for a West Hollywood apartment at 23. Today it’s $3500. Burgers weren’t $20, they were $6 to $8 in a nice restaurant. Life is not comparable.

this one sided beef between charlie and rizo is actually hilarious #survivor50

“Grief is love’s unwillingness to let go”

Savannah is so lucky she got voted out last night #Survivor

Jeff Probst rapped this episode #Survivor

‘Muscle Brain’ literally obscures sight. Not protective. Just limiting. Not shielding vulnerability. Just preventing clarity. ‘Muscle’… not as armor. But as blindfold. What happens when stubborn clinging to illusions of brute force there’s nothing but override vision Britt-Ingrid Persson 🇸🇪

Morning.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?

did punxsutawney phil predict a nuclear winter

Shut up, Savannah #Survivor50

anyway I’m ready for big brother to be back on again now pls and thanks

centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable

Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup then I'm tripping And yawn and stretch and try to stumble to life Stumble in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' Stumble on the street, the traffic starts jumpin' With folks like me stumblin' round from 9 to 5 🎵 Stumblin' 9 to 5… 🎵

well yes