📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

The attack on Iran killed an entire building full of school children on day one. We've been executing sailors and claiming they were terrorists with no evidence and everyone just moves on. Spare me the "turn down the rhetoric" garbage

Honestly, it’s exhausting to have such dumb, corrupt, incompetent, reckless and evil people currently running the country. What a sad expression of the failure of education and morality in a country that once could pride itself on advancing talented and capable people.

It DOTH. It really doth.

Fuck cancer.

i forget who said “why should i bother to read what you didn’t bother to write?” and i think about it constantly

"And Tim Curry, WHO DID NOT DIE"

I was there for the rise of the internet and smart phones, and they absolutely sold themselves. People took one look and got excited. There was no point, years into the smart phone, where companies were having to be like "you may not like the iPhone but it's here to stay so get used to it"

FOUND IT

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Accidentally pancaked a spider in the shower with my dumptruck. These spiderman origin stories are getting weird

“You gotta learn AI or get left behind!” is a bit galling given that the entire purpose of AI seems to be to steal our work and fuck our brains and shit up the planet, which is to say, its GOAL is to leave us all behind. That, in order to make its owners rich.

Jonny Sims I know that's you

"... if you have no talent, don't make an effort, and still complain about those who give their best-if you're the kind of person who only gets in the way of those working hard-then go hide somewhere, keep your eyes closed, your mouth shut, and live off the rain and the dirt."

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

I couldn't remember the word "pattern" for making clothing so I just said "dresscipe."

The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Now I'm pretty damn tired of reboots but if I could get some version of Xena that includes Lucy Flawless but not cameos from that loser Kevin Sorbo, and make it even gayer, now that would be a show.

Hot take: Your not-even-a-6 fiancé is getting railed by your best friend and is the happiest she's been since leaving you.

Thank you #ArtemisII, thank you Nutella.

Do members of congress know they can write their Very Stern Posts while on a plane to DC?

I've never experienced raging jealousy quite like watching an astronaut handling a dslr in zero gravity. Twirling it around, letting it drop out of his hands with no fear. What freedom.

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.” -Trump Article III The following acts shall be punishable: (a) Genocide; (b) Conspiracy to commit genocide; (c) Direct and public incitement to commit genocide; (d) Attempt to commit genocide; (e) Complicity in genocide.

There's so little to celebrate right now. But space? Space is good.

The greatest accidental advertisement in history.

happy easter

These people are trying to hollow out the earth for every natural resource and even when they're out of office we may never undo the damage.

thank you

The guy in front is also wearing a Sailor Moon lanyard! I'm assuming that's their Artemis plushie!

I don’t care that the Terrier Terminator’s husband is into “bimboification” and wears ridiculous falsies and all that. I do care very much that she and he would have loudly and cheerfully crucified 20 other people for doing the same thing, but now that it’s them, they “want their privacy.”

False. We are the only country stupid enough to elect a convicted rapist.

Finding My Way Back to Faith (to Kill the Pope)

The entire timeline right now

Nirvanna: The Band: The Show: The Movie is the closest thing we are ever going to get to an adaptation of Chrono Trigger and I am perfectly happy with that

Donald Trump says he's taken 3 cognitive tests. What he no longer understands: This isn't his doctors documenting his mental health. This is his doctors monitoring his mental decline.

This is INSANE. Calling every American who is a member of the opposition party an enemy of the nation is profoundly un-American.

No need to say President when Convicted Felon Trump just feels right.

Anyone else getting a sudden influx of conservative suggested posts and ads on Facebook?

If I was a cop, I’d be the kind of cop who plays by his own set of rules. And that set of rules would be the rules to Boggle.

When the cats are noisy: YES OKAY PLEASE QUIET DOWN A LITTLE IT'S NOT TIME FOR FOOD YET JUST BE PATIENT I'LL FEED YOU LATER OH MY GOD When the cats are quiet: ... those little idiots are up to something

synchronized napping #Cat #Caturday

*puts on tinfoil hat* I feel like them having ICE at the airports is an attempt to "normalize" their presence, so when they're at the polls during the election, people are used to seeing them. This shouldn't be normalized. None of this is normal.

Putting ICE in the airports was a monumentally stupid move. He’s exposing people who otherwise would have had no interaction with them. ICE is now more visible than ever. And people already hate them.

ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.