The people in my apartment complex are an interesting bunch.

Pencils down, we’re done

Oh, so the suspect was a white guy then.

Everyone after eating lettuce

Eating some bag lettuce because I like to live dangerously (and I need something to put on my sandwich).

We should be avoiding all salads, including last night’s word salad.

All lettuce is presently the devil's lettuce

Jimothy and the president. One is a mutant, a grotesque affront to nature with no place in the circle of life, and one is Jimothy.

Me, everyday, all day, ad infinitum.

Dang they really got a category for everything

I'm never going to get over the fact that the president of the United States paid a woman more than $5 million after a jury found him liable for raping her. And he's still president. And people still support him. Never. Get. Over. It.

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Eating beige for safety purposes

First we got Covid now we got butthole covid

Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."

It's a sign of how shockingly corrupt this country has become that a nominee for Attorney General is given a hearing by the Senate *the very same week* he has been referred by a judge for possible disbarment for unethical behavior. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Love how the government's trying to scapegoat Taco Bell but meanwhile everyone's all, "Nah, we've had Taco Bell diarrhea. This one's different."

#epicthemusical is the story of how you should absolutely not piss off a Wife Guy because he will fight you, the gods, and everyone in this room.

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

Not all the illegal actions by this criminal regime are... permanent. Unringing the bell though may take decades.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

Taco Bell has removed several items from menus in certain places to prevent the spread of the diarrhea parasite. Taco Bell is doing more than our government. So that’s how well things are going.

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Adolescences of Utena (1999) directed by Kunihiko Ikuhara

If being hard on yourself worked it would have worked by now.

It's time.

Ozempic and botox will never make anyone look as good as Cillian Murphy in Batman Begins.

Shutting down CERN invented summer

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At least they're not hiding their corruption. Go big or go home.

Describe the economy in a single sentence

The WeRateDogs guy is doing the lord's work. Watch to the end.

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Yeah, state gov didn't like some of the things we voted in, the past couple of years. They're doing everything they can to ignore or undo our votes. Including putting this fuckery on the ballot for a usually low-turnout election date. Get out there and vote (again), MO!

I'm literally squealing and clapping my little hands like a child, I'm so fucking relieved this day has finally come All the billions on Earth cannot stop the will of the people

Strongly believe clowns like JD will do more to push this country towards a wider and more rapid adoption of atheism than a thousand Reddit fedoras smirking their way through debate streams

Odysseus has entered the chat.

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Today is a CR 88 unless you have access to cold magic of some kind. Then it is a CR 1.

The Onion, published July 14, 2008

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

Favorite book/ movie/ comic tropes? I'm a sucker for trauma turning someone's hair white.

⚠️ WARNING: ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.

If we took control of the Epstein files away from the people listed in the Epstein files maybe we would actually see the Epstein files.