thinking of getting into Korean skincare (taking good care of your skin while throwing your corrupt president in jail)

years ago someone tweeted that Evangelion is about being such a virgin that you accidentally destroy the word and FLCL is about being such a chad that you accidentally save it and someone asked what is Kill la Kill about and someone else said "ass and tiddies" I still think about this often

hey can y'all watch my son for a minute? don't let him get too close, i'll be right back

My litmus test for the true sickos is whether they recognise this hell-spawned imp.

*to a guy looking at my tits* "HEY! My feet are down here"

thinking,, about this

inflation fetish jar jar binks be like

7 years apart, that's how long it takes to get cunty

yeah im a fan of tmz T hick M eaty Z thighs

sorry but if you say you hate israel i'm just gonna assume you hate all mass murderers

me when I spike my Nikon off the ground because I’m an idiot and totally destroy the viewfinder

jargon? brother how about you go jarg off

i don't want to get into the habit of regularly reposting tumblr screenshots but i need to stress that i have independently been sent or shown this image THREE SEPERATE TIMES today. im just the girl that everyone knows has a weird psychosexual guilt complex about bad things happening to her clones.

What it we replace Starmer with Stooky Bill? Can the tv legend save Labour from the brink?

in Saw 5 you see a flashback where Mark Hoffman attempts to get in an elevator before letting people exit it, this is a subtle indicator that he's a bad person, and is why Jigsaw puts him in a trap

I cannot believe the guy who made billions by exploiting people on YouTube and Amazon turned out to be a bad guy

hayfever more like hatefever on account of my feelings on it

when i tell my friends about spending time with my boyfriend, call that a pupdate

i am but an irreverent child

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

quote with one of your best booty pics :3

i forgot i made this

the cat-bus from my neighbour totoro is a kaiju

mystery inc has a right to defend herself, Coolsville was promised to them 3,000 years ago

bottomless brunch is when they don't invite me

enjoy the last episode where my audio sucks shit before i fix my mic for episode 3

new episode dropped BABY check it out wherever you listen to podcasts

if i was on the plane, chernobyl wouldn't have gone down like that

tony hawk's pro bass shop

now starting

bad news for your prostate, i'm awake.

goatse in the shell

Crazy I've had zero therapy sessions and have managed to never cheat on my partner or deny HIV causes AIDS. I wonder what else I'm better at than Dave Grohl. I should try drumming while I'm on a hot streak.

kaiju podcaster call em joe rodan

and my audio quality is officially not dogshit any more, please clap more

if you're a gay filmmaker you have to come out of the criterion closet

Godzilla vs Godzilla, it's a court drama where they fight over who gets custody of Minilla (neither of them want him)

love how when you interview for a job they'll ask if you need any time off and you can have a 2-month holiday a week after you start and they'll be like sure that's fine my sweet darling child, but once you have the job you can ask to book off a random Thursday in July and they'll scream at you

Eye, 2025

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons, or as i call it Godzilla vs King Ghidorah

sic seven tyrannis

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call me a right scalene triangle the way I have no lines of symmetry in the amount of care and emotion I put into a relationship

guy whose horny but trying to play it cool around a girl: oh you got a vagina? luckyyy. I've always, always wanted to taste one. you're so lucky. I've been looking for one honestly, for a while. that's so cool you have one for yourself. my mouth is actually watering thinking about it.

Damn straight, horse

Carl Jung fans be like

One of us always says that The Strait of Hormuz is open. The other of us always says that the Strait of Hormuz is blockaded. You can ask us one question to decide whether to proceed

many of u on here