Women when Ted Cruz attempts to flirt in their DMs:

Don't let people enjoy things. If someone enjoys something you don't, they're wrong. Also you're wrong for thinking they're wrong. Also the thing itself is wrong. Everyone go to jail

2026 is gonna be my year

Lost acronym we should bring back: PEBKAC

Please stop

excellent, slop is a fine word independent of AI's connection

*Me, when coffee does not scald my tongue and the roof of my mouth* "How disappointing."

Remember all the people who were fired from their jobs for simply stating facts about Charlie Kirk

The Reiner news is such a drag. I really, really hope it had nothing to do with politics.

It was my turn to do the Christmas lights this year.

Made some safe snacking cookie dough and a frozen pizza. Watching 1974’s “Black Christmas.” Everybody’s snuggled up and warm, hunkering down for a bitterly cold night and another brief ice age tomorrow.

Walking into 2026

Preparing to stupidly drive a few hours through a winter storm to watch a musical, then drive back home through said storm again.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

It'd have to be this specific copy as signed by Clarence, otherwise I resign

♫ 12 drummers drumming ♫ 11 pipers piping ♫ 10 lords a-leaping ♫ 9 ladies dancing ♫ 8 maids a-milking ♫ 7 swans a-swimming ♫ 6 geese a-laying ♫

Childhood really delivers the emotional rollercoaster. #CalvinandHobbes #MondayEnergyOnATuesday

Uh fuck this intensely

Gonna bring in Ace Rothstein to run the joint

Oh cool

[letter to santa] dear santa please do not kill me with your powers

This is really good work.

(via wandering.shop/@valkyrie/11...)

My parents 10 years ago: Madigan is one of the most corrupt and manipulative political slimeballs in the nation, and only equally disgusting cretins would associate with him

Close up selfie if so inclined. It is windy.

Watching “Klaus,” and it’s alright so far. A good example of why you hire voice actors instead of screen actors. The main character is Temu Kusco from Emperor’s New Groove.

This sort of creative energy should be celebrated.

The fuck is a jingle horse

Watching Mad Men from the beginning, and it’s strange/sad that a lot of people, young and old, view the late 50s/early 60s as the golden age of American culture. Ignorance, gross sexism, obstinate racism, rampant acceptance of all forms of abuse, and everybody smokes and drinks to great excess.

it was honestly such a flex when Frosty removed his own head to look at his still living body

when your circle small but jolly

Pretty sure this is cropped from a Bolt Thrower album cover

REPTILES/DIN01_I.GIF

Last I recall, The Ribeye is a great place to experience a dining Time Machine. Felt like I was grabbing dinner before rushing home to watch Dallas.

I hope all people, including trans folks, can comfortably be themselves in the more populated places in central Illinois. There’s a ton of a-hyuk herp-de-durr eensy towns all over this area with a minimal population who have no interest in inclusivity whatsoever, so beware.

Honey, you barely touched your salad cream

New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/

This maniac murdered another person for no reason. Him getting life is the minimum. Be gone, dude.

Fell in my kitchen awkwardly and twisted/banged the shit out of my knee. 0 stars

That’s two words.

You only look as good as you feel, and I feel pretty mediocre

Happy December, folks

Vincent Price took a flat fee of $20k instead of percentage for his contribution to the song “Thriller.” He fought Jackson for many years after, begging to get a more respectable payment or the original percentage offer back. He never did. Wonder how many millions he squandered.

Shoveling snow sucks; that is all.

Thank god

The snow is currently perfect snowman/snowball/snow fort construction. All I had energy for was sending my fastball into the fence for a satisfying *piff*.