Just printed a lovely new batch of my bestselling poppy shirts! They are back in stock in all sizes XS-2XL. All my shirts are individually hand-printed by me in my temporary rental. Proceeds will help me rebuild my home after the Eaton Fire. www.etsy.com/listing/4312...

🪢 I don't want to hurt the people who trust me

🦔 my girlfriend has the cutest moos 🥰

she clover in my pit till i trigger randomly

I serve a higher power (The Bit)

A reading from The Gospel of Portland during these trying times

🦔 🪤 time to see if i can crash out twice at the same time

Good Morning, World.

Yeah but tbf whoever builds it first gets a 50% production boost when building new melee units

Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.

No Kings, No Masters 2025

Shot + chaser

Just got a call from a lovely but very nervous Dr, who advised I wouldn't be routinely screened for breast cancer because I'm not indicated as being "biologically female" on the central NHS database and my biology wouldn't indicate I'm at risk. My records have been altered, which is upsetting.

fuck fine 🪤 Archon (any/all) 🪢 Bea (she/her) 🌸 Blossom (she/her/kitty) 🦭 Cici (she/her) 🐊 Emerald (she/they) 🦔 Kira (she/her) 🪟 Turquoise (they/any) 🛡 Zarya (she/her)

really hate to ask, but would anyone be willing to toss us some money for groceries? we're running a lil low, and i don't think we have enough to make it to payday next week ;; reposts appreciated, thank y'all so much 🥺🙏💚 cash.app/$leazeBurger paypal.me/alanismcfly venmo: @hellstarplus

The Episcopalians have been activated. Repeat: the Episcopalians have been activated.

So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?

Hole from a girl that escalates your support ticket

definitely not plural but if i was my alters would be 🪢 Bea (she/her) 🌸 Blossom (she/her/kitty) 🦭 Cici (she/her) 🐊 Emerald (she/they) 🦔 Kira (she/her) 🪟 Turquoise (they/any) 🛡 Zarya (she/her)

me on my first flight to mpls (i got so hard i missed my connection)

masks are great because you can mewl in a noisy airport and literally no one can tell

@groundnews.bsky.social So, guys, I gotta ask... Is it policy to now list mass shootings under your "transgender" tag? Because if it is, I'm going to have to discuss this.

i should be able to just love pretty girls all the time distance is so homophobic :/

🐶 goodnight bluesky i'm in love 🥰

I'm not plural I just have regulars (alters) in the chat (my brain)

big fan of crushing on cute girls

2 days

"tying at arm wrestling is very switch-coded" - @publicsexforest.golf

"free use siscon is vanilla basically, right?"

I need snow on the ground now dude.

now they're goin' to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head, but she's touching his

Everybody needs two girlfriends (for the towers) a wife (for the pentagon) and a toxic situationship that burns out (flight 93)

🐶 i'm so gay 🥰

lesbianism has prevailed 😌

everything's comin up milhouse

the airline is conspiring against me by making me miss my connection. the fools. they cannot stop me. lesbian yearning is too strong a force

i love missing connections!!!! (i do not love missing connections)

ive posted enough provocative things, its all vanilla from now until i think of the next provocative thing

bluey is a decent show but is overshadowed by Chilli being a narc as a career

this is really not the day for the surprise depression spiral

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

feeder fetishists playing super mario galaxy when the hungry luma walks in

wonmen...,..