[WOOOing intensifies]

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding former secretary of state henry ki-

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Do the Cardinals practice at all?

He wanted to watch the livestream

I can’t stop laughing I’ve never seen shit like that before

Embarrassed u

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

Hell yeah birds

Tiger Won’ts

Some tushes just don’t push

OLSEN: I want to go back to that tush push for a second. now here is a summary of a forensic accounting review of Cam Jurgens' assets, with some suspicious items highlighted,

customer: i'm porksweats you see dmv: pig verdict: denied

RETVRN

Just walked by some people basing by Penn and have to concede that this is like perfect weather for it

Tip your cap

... an offense punishable by That Thing We're All Waiting For.

Some persian new wave the mainstream isn't even close to ready for

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

[checks calendar in confusion]

5 game series please!

That 2-man game = easy $$$

Big steal

We needed this

Clean look

Idc what they’re saying Phillies being too drunk to play good is a major flex 🥴💅

Okay we’re gonna have to shut down rotten tomatoes until we find out what the hell is going on

ZERO?!?! Are you kidding me?! There’s bigazz waves!!

17% is crazy

To my black students and teachers specifically: PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND STAY SAFE.

Wrongful termination lawyers are EATING in 2025

Somebody in the recording studio rn writing a slow ballad called "Washed"

More Chris Jones stinkface plz

[random person]"Good sir, upon these slights the laws of chivalry compel you to FIRE THIS MAN" [Institutional leadership, nervously clutching a rumpled scally cap]"Of course sir. Right away sir."

Elect you a rep that can Go Floppy 🫡

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

when a viking from 1000 AD enters the 2003 NBA draft

pretty wild that it so quickly became normalized that immigrants don’t have even basic free speech rights www.axios.com/2025/09/11/c...

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

Over the past day or so bsky has made it pretty clear they just aren't ready for when that one thing happens

Man if that elder tiktok bul was muslim I don't even know...

What a sequence of words to imagine just a year ago 🤯

100% of shootings are committed with a gun. It is the only thing every single shooting has in common. We know from other countries around the world that there is only one thing that works when it comes to stopping shootings. There is no debate.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Definitely taking a roast right now tbf 🔥