One of my least cherished possessions is my chris webber sixers jersey. And worse… it’s signed 😞

I was wearing this shirt and some elder metalhead I happened upon says “‘fuck this band’? That shirt isn’t talking about Slayer is it?”

Sometimes I think back on seeing a sign like 8 years ago saying the basketball courts I was playing on would be closing for something quizzingly called "Pickleball" without even considering that this would also imply the existence and emergence of a new Kind of Guy

BRING BACK TARYN CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP BRING BACK TARYN CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Just had a sublime hoagie experience. T&F you complete me 🥰

A message to mi gente: no one is forcing us to choose between Karol G and Shakira, we can appreciate and celebrate them both 🥰

Dammit Iceage is pulling me back in with the new joint 🫣

Very cool

🗣️THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKE TO…

Honestly, this whole society should be on an academic calendar where just every non-service employer just adjourns for ~3 months to allow people to actually experience life a bit, see some different places, spend time with loved ones or make new loved ones, then come back to work recharged

This is why I try to the youngs to take whatever they can from their jobs because their jobs are always taking more from them

Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026

Few places really capture the "Guy Ritchie movie table-setting location" vibe like the business offices of junkyards along the other side of Passyunk

I never thought there’d be a less home-device-friendly band name than Nothing. And then I discovered the Neverminds 😓

From the master’s brief but pivotal Snack Period

AFI put on an incredible show at the Troc around the release of Black Sails but I'm pretty sure I missed something special at Stalag like a year or two before

I feel like Stephen Root is one of the 10 best actors of my lifetime

Is this a bit? Are they all doing a bit?

Feel like shit, just want him back

¡Sin Dr. Dazzle no hay perreo!

brb ripping the sleeves off my sweater and painting my nails

I saw frigging Bowser today

Honestly sports talk radio hosts shouldn’t even be allowed to vote

Chubby’s > Dale’s

Lots of things these days are making me go hmmmmmm 🤔

Trad: Clash - Give em enough rope Poppunk: Cloud Nothings - Here & Nowhere Else Progpunk: Blood Brothers - Young machetes Punkmetal: AFI - Black sails in the sunset Folkpunk: Avail - Front porch stories Ramones: Screeching Weasel - My Brain Hurts Skapunk: Against All Authority - All Fall Down

I don’t have many regrets in life but watching the OKC kiss cam segment is definitely up there

Se7en (1995)

Joke's on you microsoft ai, all I ever type is nba name puns (eg Jalen Punson) this will be your strait of Hormuz

And for the ninth consecutive year, James Harden's season will end with his GM saying "Welp okay so that didn't work"

It crazy bc I actually like Harden. He's got an uncanny understanding of the game and has certainly developed his craft in a deliberate and efficient way over the course of his career, which takes legit dedication. That makes it so much more confounding that he just still won't get back on defense

I feel the need to confess that my confidence in this being the Cavs' year is beginning to waver 😟

It’s like Harden thinks they’re playing 5 on 5 half

Me in my bluesky bubble

It’s funny how all the rest of us look on in amazement and longing at the one organization with a healthy, functional culture. Like why isn’t mommy and daddy visibly loathing each other?

Shai looks like he's like in hour 50 of San Andreas

People are forgetting that Luda has been looking mid-40's for 30 years now

Since his original conception, Charlie Brown had hoes

Lmao @ :40 stay mad🤬

…not to be confused with existing, organic Russian propaganda

Wemby was reckless af there

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

🎶Boys becoming men, men becoming benches

We used to refuel … sensually

Hate to say this but I can’t vote for Maxey in good conscience after that Knicks series. Though he leans establishment Dem a bit for my liking I went with the more proven Freeway

Hot reggaeton take but both Chencho and Maldy’s respective solo work is stronger than Plan B