All the weird sounds are perfectly explained by him being shocked to discover that he is Animorphing into Donald Duck

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

whcd shooter had me blocked on here lol

I feel like the Little Rascals when they tried to get a loan

I don’t even think he’s playing dumb, I think he senses the way the winds are blowing and is trying to backtrack to help his career. Which can only mean one thing Woke 2 is coming babyyyyyyyyyy

Periodic reminder: if you were to break down the Bill of Rights clause-by-clause, more than half of them make it harder to investigate, arrest, prosecute, and punish people for crimes It is the most profoundly anti-law enforcement document the Government has ever had And that's a good thing

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

James is not kidding. Someone on Twitter put together a clip compilation and Kenshiro's actor sounds like someone doing a parody of bad old anime dubs. I am SPEECHLESS. I am DUMBFOUNDED. He can't even do the fight noises right! Also no one can pronounce "Hokuto."

lmao what are vtubers doing

::taps the sign::

Invincible is weird in that I don't think it's mean spirited or even really cynical, but I've never seen a story put less value on human life.

The fact that someone with the power to do so threatened to bring down the Vatican and i am unhappy about this is just, one of the crazier things in recent history

Whenever I hear someone complain about how "annoying" people are on Bsky, I wish they'd compare it to even a fraction of the absolutely insane, unhinged, and obsessively vile shit that happens 24/7 on Twitter. That place is flooded with some of the worst people in the *world.*

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering

a truly stupendous amount of this is Israel’s fault *but* there is going to be growing horseshoe pressure to claim that it is *all* Israel’s fault and I don’t think that’s true

drawing while watching nasa stream LOL

Distract me? Distract me from doing WHAT, exactly?

Where the fuck are the Dems?

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

its the CRT vs LCD/LED tv chart in like 2005:

There's no better guide! (Except maybe Luna?)

This bird looks like it's going to say, "Please, detective, you have to understand I have no idea who killed my husband and I'm terribly sick about it"

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

I see Bluesky is discoursing about Bluesky again, so let me ask: Which social media paradise do you see out there? I prefer reading over watching, and have found this site more informative and productively interactive than alternatives, with Threads mostly inane, and X intolerably toxic. YMMV.

The book’s narrator is hiding out an airplane in the form of a fly when he gets swatted and smeared onto the ceiling. The other children-as-flies have to peel the part of him that’s conscious down without getting caught and ferry him to the bathroom while screaming and forcing him to stay conscious.

But man I would love to see a faithful adaptation someday. Animorphs is sincerely fucked up in every single book. Example! The cover popcrave chose at random is book 16. I read this book when I was 11 or something but here are 2 horrifying hard-to-film things I STILL remember about it as an adult:

If any of my followers have Pokemon Home, hit me up and I'll add you

I'm stressed the fuck out literally all the time now.

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

I could never make it as an academic because I loathe the reader-inclusive "we" used in papers. You don't know me like that. Shut up.

to be clear i don't think *everyone* on bluesky owned Suikoden. I am pretty sure that everyone who owned Suikoden is on Bluesky tho

x is populated by people who owned NFL Quarterback Club for N64 when they were kids, bluesky is populated by people who owned Suikoden for Playstation when they were kids.

For all it's clunky story flaws and copaganda apologetics, MHA's focus on defining heroism as self-sacrifice, public service, and saving people rather than victory and power really means a lot and it still gets to me.

I said this in replies elsewhere, but I want to say it loudly here. Anything other than a fullthroated affirmation of birthright citizenship in this country by SCOTUS is an act of treason. It is grounds for immediate impeachment. It is a violation of every oath they have made.

The birthright citizenship portion of the US Constitution is totally, inarguably unambiguous. No wiggle room. If the supreme court agrees to throw it out they are explicitly throwing out the entire document and our entire system of government.

as a culture we have really given "ideas" way too much credit. ideas are a dime a dozen. they happen all the time. the magic is way more in the doing, and the doing's diminished stature is linked to lack of respect for labor and, more recently, skill and expertise.

Issuing a rare "NO TAKE" on teaching cursive handwriting. I do not have an opinion on this issue. Don't care.

I miss my stupid idiots so much