A message for you all to carry through the year

It’s a new year which means it’s time for new ideas and new hopes and new dreams! And like many of you I’m dreaming of freedom for all humankind, the freedom that can only be achieved by letting go of land based hotels and putting them in space, which will happen in only 11 months!

rolling into 2026...

sounds about right tbh

🎆🎉HAPPY NEW YEARS🎉🎆

𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗘 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧

Outlook for the new year ...

it’s all i’ve got

bye 2025 👋 #TheEnd #NewYear

happy new year!

how im leaving 2025

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee

If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.

Happy Wii Wednesday New Years!

Mark Richardson sent me this great artwork- and I send you my thanks for spending Saturday nights with us! Wishing you all a happy 2026!

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

It’s New Year’s EVE not New Year’s STEVE

New 2026 insult just dropped

RIP 2025 2025-2025

Caught a lot of blocks from people who can't appreciate a little wordplay bsky.app/profile/down...

Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!

bullshit!

this is gonna be controversial as hell, but if you havent seen 'Cedar Rapids' you should. hes so funny in it

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

25 years ago today, ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’ premiered on Adult Swim.

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

it's weird to me when celebrities have podcasts. you're doing it backwards!

“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

Commander, During your mission we rescued an escape pod containing a gold humanoid and a beeping trash can. They are with Data. Worf

I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

watching the guy who's delivering my grocery order through the walmart app, that was supposed to be here hours ago between 5pm-7pm, is causing me stress.

big natural jojo's

Zoo For Poorly Drawn Animals (rerun)