Well don't I feel stupid

The impact that Assata Shakur has on me as a man is immeasurable. She is one of the most important Black revolutionaries to have ever lived. My daughter Diani recited one of her speeches as an intro for my latest album with Madlib, Liberation 2. Rest in power sister Assata. youtu.be/joD3kNzRphE?...

Who called it inbox zero and not the mail loneliness crisis

Radio Shack really had a double whammy because Radios are a lot less important than they used to be but also so are Shacks

TFW @mc.frontalot.com posts a ftp:// link in a newsletter, and that's how i find to my dismay that neither Chrome nor Firefox have an ftp client anymore; both of them tell you to go use Filezilla or WinSCP instead I am so tempted to try a project to implement FTP in WASI, if it has rawsockets

My dear friend Mo is struggling after her cancer surgery. Chip in if you're willing & able. gofund.me/25239411b

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

Shana tova, bitches

Letting lemony snicket write your error messages

A little music to help brighten your day as we fight to smash fascism youtube.com/shorts/gOu-B...

An actual rapture would rule. Fox News would have to go wall-to-wall making up reasons why zero of their viewers ascended. BREAKING: Heaven Experts Reveal Second, Better Heaven, Urge Good Christians To Get Really Psyched For It

One last reminder for San Francisco: I'm at Bottom of the Hill tonight, with mc chris! I'm on at 8:30. And it is All Ages. I'll have the new 25th Anniversary of Nerdcore tee and the new It's-Not-A-Tape USB box set. Plus the vinyl double album! Seeya there

just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale where they all have realistic CGI buttholes

You do not have to give a shit about Kimmel specifically, you can still register alarm as yet another landmark on the well-mapped road to complete autocracy whizzes past the passenger seat window

"We investigated the numbers. Due to fraudulent/incompetent counting by whatever corrupt regime was in power in 2020 (can't remember), all blue states have been vastly overrepresented. California actually has eight people in it! Who knew!! Stand by for emergency House reapportionment."

Calling up your workplace to tell them that you’re a great person and an even better poster. I’m even including some examples of the posts you’ve written that made me laugh out loud.

I am sorry. I just wanted to go online and call you a dumb little poop baby. I did not mean to inspire three Vox articles about "The real meaning behind the Dumb Little Poop Baby Discourse."

This one’s shaping up to be *amazing*. I’ve played part of a beta build I can say firsthand that if you liked the original PT you will love the sequel.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I wish this was the whole plot for Alien Earth.

#NowPlaying "Much Chubbier" by @mc.frontalot.com ft. @mike-eagle.bsky.social from d20: Songs From the First 20 Years

"This is an island, right? Are any of these ones thirteen yet?"

our beauteous future, our resplendent now

one of the starkest differences between the first trump administration and this one is that this time around, trump hired people who actually *believe* the genuinely fucking bonkers and insane conspiracy theories rather than hiring people who understand that the show is for the rubes

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

I'm professionally obligated to return to X The Everything Cesspool occasionally to mention a show! This is one of those times. Saturday, Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco. With mc chris! It'll be great. Okay then.

Just sold my startup for 1.38 billion dollars. Our app is a little alarm that goes off to remind you to masturbate.

democracy dies in darkness was really more of a mission statement

I have two tickets to @clppng.bsky.social 's sold-out gig at Koko (London) on September 21st and sadly can't go, so would love them to get a good home. Anybody have a Dice account and willing to tell me their phone number so I can transfer them?

Weird that Wednesday came out so well... "let's send her to Goth Hogwarts" was an absolutely shit idea for her show.

if i had to see this today, so do you

HD-DVD and SuperBeta in the one player for maximum compatibility.

could've been us but you playin

It is of course possible that people with time machines are FINALLY doing that thing they're supposed to do

“We interrupt news of this shooting to bring you news of another shooting. Don’t be sad about the second shooting though, it was just some kids at a school. Be sad about the first guy, an adult man who encouraged shooting kids at schools“

9/11 is a great time to remember that the imperial power will seize on any opportunity to do what it was going to do anyway, especially if it gets to do it under the gaudy pagentry of being the Aggrieved

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

Political Assassination (TM) Making beloved martyrs out of C-grade shitweasels for 42 centuries and counting

"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon

🚨 Seattle: Missing 16 year old tourist Left Capitol Hill hotel at midnight and disappeared. Last seen on Sept 1st. Alejandro Paz Age: 16 Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Height: 5’7” Weight: 145 lbs. If seen, contact the Seattle Police Department at 206-625-5011. Case #25-253125

my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Just two weeks till my all-ages San Francisco concert with mc chris & Swell Rell! Last gig of the year, for me! Bottom of the Hill, Sept 20. bottomofthehill.com/20250920.html

It's my birthday week - I'm raising funds towards the rent of this place I work in (a lovely office full of to-dos). I'm at twitch.tv/textfiles sharing my work, regardless!

Just two weeks till my all-ages San Francisco concert with mc chris & Swell Rell! Last gig of the year, for me! Bottom of the Hill, Sept 20. bottomofthehill.com/20250920.html

"Thousands take to the streets of the nation's capital as regime declares war on third largest city" should be a bigger deal all around tbh.

Used to think, "at least he's a dumbass, surely that will blunt his effectiveness." But the worst kind of psychotic fascist president is a DIMWIT psychotic fascist president, constantly lashish out at anyone who seems smarter than he is (the whole population of his country).

Threw out the haunted microwave (it turns on when you open the door!!) and asked my phone where the closest [big box retailer] is, ok, Hilltop Mall, tap on the map thumbnail and I'm like OH NO (continued)

It's a great day to buy any of the four classic 1990's James Kochalka Superstar albums up on Bandcamp. #BandcampFriday kochalka.bandcamp.com