Some of you haven’t had dick so good you want to write a song about it and it shows.

I’m going to need someone to write a series of books where all the Christians are raptured, we create a utopia on Earth, and then somebody remembers we’re going to have to figure out how to fight Jesus and we only have 7 years to do it.

Me: I can’t work under these conditions!! The conditions: anyone not liking me

Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

It must be difficult to fight inside a horse costume when you're both the ass.

I hope JD blames himself for his parent’s divorce.

She’s a 10 but she lets her phone get to 1%

Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night. When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Thank Freya It’s Friday

The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he: - Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus - Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies - Retweeted twice about the Pope's health - Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.

Just had an idea for a woman owned business.

I just have a lot going on right now, your honor

Mark Carney is such a great literary name because it's a contradiction of terms

"Please listen closely because our options have changed. If you are a bitch, press 1. If you are a lover, press 2. If you are a child, press 3. If you are a mother, press 4. If you are a sinner, press 5. If you are a saint, press 6. If you do not feel ashamed, please stay on the line."

[addressing everyone at my pet possum's funeral] you guys aren't gonna believe this

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

I'll never forgive a single Democrat who voted to confirm this garbage person who continues to steal food from the mouths of hungry Americans.

Excuse me does this guy somehow look crooked to you

Bill Maher has ALWAYS had the same vibes as MAGA and every woman knows it. He’s every “liberal” dipshit man who hides his abusive narcissism behind respectability.

We already knew ACAB.

Once again, a close friend has a child whose school is in lockdown because of guns. But please tell me more about how the real problem is cell phones in school. Cell phones are the lifelines we cling to when we send our children to war zones every day. I’m so tired.

Abolish

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

(stomps on floor) "You hear that down there, Strom?"

As promised! Hell, empathy and sleep training and how they’re connected!

New episode up this week wherein we talk about Hell, the death of Empathy, and Sleep Training with @jennywood.bsky.social It’s a good one! open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...

Anybody else feel like they’re living in Sid’s backyard?

Huh.

This guy co-sponsored a bill to have "Trump Derangement Syndrome" classified as a mental illness YESTERDAY.

Out of all the bullies and monsters in the administration, Marco Rubio seems like the purest specimen of how Nazism happened—not a sincere bigot or ideologue, just an empty shell who has literally no limits on what he will agree to do or pretend to believe, embracing brutality to fill his weakness

So are we all in agreement that the Dems function as controlled opposition and bourgeois electoral politics isn’t going to save us from fascism or climate change

BINGO.

To a lot of people, giving up on the Democrats seems to feel like embracing nihilism, and I guess that's true if you insist on clinging to liberalism, but if you're willing to start unlearning that then there's a world of hope out there

Me going from “we deserve health care” to “maybe the guillotine wasn’t such a bad idea” in the first 3 months of 2025.

I’ll keep saying it. A lot of Democrats are perfectly happy to sell us out to billionaires. They just wanted to do it slowly and hope we wouldn’t notice.

The private prisons that donated huge sums to Trump in 2024 couldn’t be more thrilled with the outcome of the election and his mass detention proposals. CoreCivic, for example, has won a federal contract worth an estimated $180 million to detain migrant families for ICE in Dilley, Texas. 👇🏽

“Let them eat Teslas!”

I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.

Did a depression and anxiety screen with my doctor today. When she got to the question about “do you frequently feel like something terrible is going to happen” we both laughed and laughed.

I’m starting to the think that the only difference between a lot of Democrats and Trump is the Democrats just wanted to sell us out to billionaires slower.

I tried to read “Go not Gently into that Good Night” to my online English class today and I couldn’t get to the end without crying in case you’re wondering how I’m doing.

When people in power tell blatant, easily disproved and contradictory lies they are not trying to trick or deceive. They are demonstrating their power over their followers. The more audacious the lie that their followers accept, the more it demonstrates their control.

Low key feeling guilty for making my students read modernist poetry when life is such a hell scape already.

$38 billion

“I don’t believe in the end times, I don’t believe in the end times, I don’t believe…” I mutter under my breath as I read the headlines every day.

Male coaches and male athletic trainers have been far more harmful to female athletes than transgender athletes. If you want to talk about the dangers to women in sports, talk about that.

We’re little girls when they want to silence us and “underage women” when they want to rape us.

Remember: This presidency is brought to you by the people who gave us Jan 6. They aren’t here to govern. They’re here to break things and smear shit on the walls.