Looking for a professional shit post writer to give my account some spice.

Offside xkcd.com/3268/

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

The US Kindle edition of There Is No Antimemetics Division is discounted to $2.99 for this week only!

Weekly Roadmap Update! I've been taking a break from new feature development to focus on bugs and user feedback, and that will continue this week. Not too exciting, but polish is what makes apps great. 😁

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a Democratic Party primary for a flippable Senate seat amidst rising fascism

VERY IMPORTANT

v3.19.0 is live! This version has a pretty large rework of the Following page that should improve scroll performance, and more importantly should dramatically improve the consistency of unread position sync between devices.

It’s App Release Week for me. Dropping some things I’ve been working on and just need to release to the world. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/concert-club/id6762088694 Concert Club is a way to listen to over 250k recorded concerts stored on the Internet Archive.

This is the third time this post has popped up for me on here and I just got it.

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

4th of July brisket in progress:

Bluesky has it’s issues, but at least no one here is comparing themselves to Holocaust victims because they aren’t allowed to set off fireworks while half their state burns.

Alright. I think this is good enough to share. For lack of a better name, meet PuzzleMeThis! Solve chess puzzles from Lichess's 6+ million database.

This is going to butterfly effect into some *fantastic* food in 5 years.

LOL Boston airport is now selling ranch dressing after security for departing European passengers!

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters". Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters". (You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

How is Catholicism making me care about Catholicism. Drama 10/10 the last few years.

I’m having some app review frustration, but my 1.0 of my new app, Pixel a Go-Go! Was approved so we’re just going to soft launch live and make the 1.1 the “real” release. Upscale pixel art and import your Game Boy Camera photos over USB-C! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/pixel-a-go-go/id6777286827

First 4x3 mistake.

Beating "12" for the top Google result for"4x3" is possibly the greatest achievement of my life.

the future of tech is 500 distinct apps offering to take notes for you

being on bluesky

They found Popeyes. 😭

we just fixed a bad OAuth entryway deploy that was live for about 45 minutes, sorry everyone!

Everything is on fire and the air is toxic, wish us luck.

If you thought Sales Driven Development was bad, I present to you: Marketing Driven Development.

I love how the promo images for @leaflet.pub, @pckt.blog, and @offprint.app so perfectly capture the vibe of each one

Boost Blue now supports group chats and message replies with v3.18! This version hasn’t had as much testing as I normally do, but since the changes are isolated to chat, I thought it would be better to have the feature sooner with a risk of some bugs. As usual, let me know if you find any issues!

Bluesky is unmatched.

The graphics in Pokemon Champions look way better on mobile than on the Switch.

Shrek is a metaphor for makeup.

The Standard Reader browser extension is out for Chrome. Save articles and follow publications on the standard.site network — from whatever tab you're already in. ...and all our other features! chromewebstore.google.com/detail/stand...

Weekly Roadmap Update: In Progress: - Group chat support - Boost Blue for Web and Mac Next up: - Additional scroll performance improvements - Various fixes and small feature requests

“We promise our IPA doesn’t taste like an IPA”

It’s impossible to beat markets, but only because markets can be incomprehensibly stupid.

Reading about the game on Bluesky without watching it, or having any context whatsoever on the teams is a fun puzzle. From what I’ve put together Trump cursed the Knicks but somehow the Spurs are the ones doing badly? Idk.

Go to a meeting? The thing that killed Caesar?

As a postal carrier, I delivered a banana with the address written on the skin and the postage on a tag tied to the stem. It was still in good enough condition to eat.

communities are coming to Bluesky this year. today, Bluesky is one big space. communities will be smaller spaces inside that where you can go deeper and hang out with people who care about the same stuff.

New @boostblue.bsky.social users - how did you find the app? Seeing a major spike in sign-ins, curious where the traffic's coming from.

Weekly Roadmap Update: In Progress: - standard.site integration - Image gallery support - Boost Blue for Web and Mac Next up: - Additional scroll performance improvements - Various fixes and small feature requests

Those agendas and biases can be anything! Case in point: you think the fruit in the garden of eden was an apple because a guy translating the story into Latin wanted to make a pun.

I just realized we can't rewrite Rust in Rust since it's already written in Rust 😢

v1.2.3 is live! This update adds support for calculating Reflect, Light Screen, Aurora Veil, and burns into damage calculations! Available for iOS and Android: https://onelink.to/battledex

Liquid Glass for iPad is live! Download: onelink.to/boost-blue

“Today I stand before you as a survivor of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s horrendous abuses,” said the commander-in-chief, who paused to collect himself as he stressed that he was only a young, innocent 41-year-old when Epstein began grooming him in Palm Beach, FL.

Weekly Roadmap Update: Ready for release (tomorrow!): - Liquid Glass for iPad Ready to submit: - Bug fixes In Progress: - Additional scroll performance improvements - Boost Blue for Web and Mac