My job would be so much easier without staff or customers 🤦🏻‍♂️

Birthday in a month. Never really celebrated big or made a huge thing of it. Say hi and share some favorite B-day moments, planned or not.

When I was talking to a dom leather daddy over the weekend we got on to the topic of relationships and I asked him about the various types he has and is after so he describe his current dynamics. Then I asked him what he looked for in a relationship/what he wanted. His answer: to be seen

Me to myself in the gym sniggering: 🎶 Make a lich go on and on! It's a necrinonomenon! 🎶

Luca Ponsato

Apparently, today is a wake up and just start crying day. I really don't have time for this shit!

Preparing for work on my day "off", and I'm ready to start some mid-week mayhem with a lil NGL: ngl.link/downsideupart

Seeing several posts about first dates and it’s so sweet. I miss that feeling of excitement and nervousness.

All cleaned up and calling it. A "mildly" successful Tuesday. Mild may be generous... 🙄

defend your credit card with pics of the front and back 😃

You ever just wanna win the lottery so your spouse can stay home and play video games in bed while you take a nap because having them close by makes naps easier?

gay people will say “you know I’m gay cuz I just had to get my iced coffee in a blizzard” but we actually know you’re gay cuz you post different parts of your body on different days of the week

my drug dealer keeps texting me* *Kaiser pharmacy letting me know my antidepressants are in the mail

Apparently, I am not amused. I wonder what's got me soo perturbed..?

Wasn't satisfied with feeling fine, Went for at home workout for round 2. Who even am I?

Did the thing... Didn't feel like death after... Will try harder next time!

When I say “morning!” I’m not wishing you a good one. I’m just acknowledging the sheer horror of its existence.

Of course, a countdown to 40 wouldn't be complete without a smack of nostalgia from a visit to my, almost un-recognizable, college campus. Crazy how a few, untouched, alcoves and my sculpture contribution to campus bring back floods of sentiment though...

This is self care!

2016 vs 2026

"A well-spent day..." Good night and happy sleep, friends

Latest Lego addition. Lighting took as long as the build 🤦‍♂️

We all have two sides. The split color is growing on me.

Missed the "powers restored" post yesterday. Hope this messed morning trap will suffice.

Millennials complaining about plastic straws hurting turtles, boomers complaining about paper straws turning to mush and me in the middle quietly drinking out of a cup

As promised, Biscuits to make better the booboo... 🤣 but make it #MCM

Off to the last Dr. Appt. Of the year. 🎉 And then, biscuits and gravy reward 😋

I'm like a compliment squirrel: When I get a compliment I often can't deal with it in the moment, so I bury it for 'winter'! Then, when I'm feeling rubbish and ugly and dumb, I dig them up! Although, also like a squirrel, my brain is tiny so I'm not very good at remembering where I've put them...

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Show me how your 2025 went

I always feel like I’m failing the part of the eye exam where you have to say one or two

Appropriate that monotonous Mondays are for shades of grey. #mcm

Reached a big milestone in my health and fitness journey today... Feel good, so I wanted to look good. Now, I'm all dressed up with no place to go.

Hosted for 90 painters at the piano bar last night.

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It's Giving... Thanks, for the holiday* * chance to sleep in

I think I want to be told I'm pretty, but if someone tells me I'm pretty the first thought is "you are flattering me so you can eventually sell me a time-share"

Coworker: can I be frank? Me: sure, can I be Sally? C: what? M: nothing. nevermind.

A movie that takes place where you're from

It me...

If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!

Eye thread 👁️🫦👁️

Today, I am an outdoor boy... Things are getting weird out here.

Not to be a downer, but a pocket full of sunshine would probably burn you

My "3hr work day turned into 12..." face:

Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude. Me: Well this is awkward.

Did the peopleing today... twice. Still not convinced it's right for me.

ok, yes but, like, why the fuck did they make the font like...that ✨💀✨

The distinct lack of guys touching my butt today is troubling.