One of my favourite colognes has been discontinued. Fuck 😫

Necking hot toddies in the hope that I can sweat out this cold. Can’t stop bloody sneezing. 🤧

You get up in the morning to go downstairs and see the cat. You think aww 🥰 how cute. Then zoom into his face 😳 You can tell he’s plotting my demise.

Throwback to being a model for the day

Still in my underwear and it’s already 11.30 😊

Most disturbing book I’ve ever read 😬

Show me your Uber driver

240 miles driving in this pissing rain today. Why do people’s driving abilities degrade by about 90% when it’s raining? Road twats.

Came home to find the dog has diarrhoea. All over the cream wool rug. I knew they were a mistake 🤦🏻‍♂️

Going through my old iTunes account and discovered some long forgotten gems. Un-cut. The Un-calculated Some. I was obsessed with this and listening today it’s just as good. A mix of R&B, Soul and Drum and Base. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

Tidied up 2 of the fish tanks.

What do you mean I’m not allowed on the kitchen counter? Don’t you know I’m a muvvafukkin cat? 😼

Washing my car in the rain because it’s the UK and it won’t stop feckin raining here

It’s my sister’s birthday today and she unearthed this old old pic of us with my mum. I think I was early 20’s and skinny. Oh to be young again.

I fuckin love my kitchen. Designed and built by me. Tootin my own horn 🎺

His food is 6 minutes late. He’s going to waste away. He hates me and will never sit on my lap again.

Slept better last night, not that you can tell from my little piggy squinty eyes. On the plus side, my skin looks good. Grandad cardigan for the win. Dressing more my age.

Bugger all sleep last night so I’m having a glasses day. My poor little eyes are grit central

A little baking sesh to help me relax. They’re off to the nurses at the diabetes clinic. No jokes 🤣

My job would be so much easier without staff or customers 🤦🏻‍♂️

Where are you at mentally?

Finally booked a holiday. Going to a little Greek village called Afytos.

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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.

Come on!!!

It’s so bloody cold 🥶

QTP with a great female villain!

Been fighting with Bensons over a £1500 hybrid mattress that’s sinking in the middle. They’re not interested in the slightest so I’m giving up. Just ordered a pure memory foam one. Hope it’s better.

Winter riding is a ball ache, having to put this getup on twice a day 👎🏻

Kassandra and Crete are the 2 top choices for the next holiday. Leaning towards Kassandra and a little village called Afytos. Hire a car and explore. See if I can find some secluded beach to brown my buns.

My house sitter is away for the dates I wanted to book Greece so I’ve got to delay it for a few weeks. Now flying out on my birthday. Will be celebrating my 53rd birthday on a British Airways flight. That will be fun 🫤

Not happy with the disastrous beard trim.

Slight clipper disaster. I now have stubble rather than a beard 🤦🏻‍♂️

Show your lockscreen

I had a productive day. Clean house, 2 clean cars and a clean motorbike, hair cut, food in the oven. Just realised I stripped the bed and haven’t put the fresh sheets on yet 🤦🏻‍♂️ FML

I’m sad Traitors has finished because I don’t get to see Stephen in his fancy clothes any more 😢

That was good tv. The best players won.

Rachel will 100% throw Stephen under the bus if she survives this.

Why did Rachel go at Stephen like that? That whole thing had been forgotten about and he hadn’t even said a thing about her.

Narrowed the Greek holiday down to Kefalonia and Santorini. Not going peak season so both should be peaceful enough. Anyone been to either?

I ordered meal replacement shakes from Amazon because I’d run out and needed them quick. They delivered a set of headphones 🤷🏻

Back on the meal replacement shakes 🤢

Customer asked to do finance and then said they’re asking too many questions 🤦🏻‍♂️ Yes, because they’re fuckin lending you money.

So as a follow on from getting a boys number yesterday, I’ve just been told I smell nice. I must be doing something right this year 👍🏼