I’m going shopping today ….. Should be fun

05:30 is no time to wake up. It’s going to be a long day.

Tree up, first attempt at decoration ( wine may have been involved). Will titivate more tomorrow.

Gotta love France. My doctor said I needed a blood test and gave me a prescription. I walked into a clinic at 10:35 this morning, bloods taken at 10:48, just received a copy of my results 16:30 which were also sent to my doctor.

Reform ….. For when being a right wing Tory loon just isn’t quite racist enough.

www.facebook.com/share/r/1DQh... Gotta love the Scots.

Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣

Dear Australia …. Ok, you can have the ashes.

I’ve just had my delivery of English bacon, Cumberland and Lincolnshire sausages, gammon joint and Stilton cheese. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Bloody lefty scroungers.

Ahhhhh. Hello gastro my old friend, I’ve come to the toilet again. And again And again….

Heads up boys & girls.

It’s that time of year for Paul McCartney to warm up his vocal cords.

On this day in 1984, Wham released last Christmas.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for ………..

Mrs E is at the gym so it’s chaos in the kitchen for when she gets back. ( yes I do follow a recipe sometimes)

Choose wisely who you listen to. Morning my lovelies. X

Just had a lovely evening with my son who’s staying over after a follow up with his surgeon following his recent accident. He’s her. Given the all clear and can start rehab for next season. Oh and I have to be up at 05:00 to run him to the airport.

Just come back from a garden centre with Mrs E and we saw Michael J Fox !! He had his back to the Fushias

Anyone want to hear a joke about Elton John ? It’s a little bit funny ….

Walking my dogs in the pissing rain. Just come back from the dentist so half my face was numb, I talked like a drunken sailor and looks like a stroke victim. Got back, made myself a café latté and promptly dribbled half of it down my shirt. So how’s your day going ?

Strange morning. I bought a calendar last week from a Jehovah’s Witness, this morning I excitedly opened the first door ant a little man inside told me to fuck off!

Today has been one of those fun days.

This

A chilly yet sunny stroll with Mrs E before she jets off to the UK

A bit fresh this morning.

The best way to console a pedant is say their, they’re, there Apparently.

Things I discovered yesterday ….. When it’s absolutely hammering down with rain on a grey Sunday, you can’t beat a day at home with my beautiful wife, a fire, candles and mojitos with mint picked from our garden. Praying for rain again today ….*hic

Sunday afternoon mojitos and rugby. Cheers x

Ellis jnr has now his Polish and Swedish teams sorted for 2026.

youtube.com/watch?v=vi7c... I got a bit bored tonight so dragged out my Fender bass guitar and played along to this. God I’d have given my left bollock to have been at this gig and seen this in person.

First frost today, but a beautiful crisp morning to walk the dogs.

www.instagram.com/reel/DKxg36O... Sigh. Morning x

Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves. Just stop it.

Evening all X

So thats why he called it the big beautiful Bill ?

Oooooohhhhh…. Going to look at a potential new project near St Emilion in the morning

Q, why can’t dyslexics tell jokes? A, because they always punch up the fuckline.

Who is the coolest dude in the hospital? The ultra sound guy. Morning xx

Epstein emails …. Do you think he’ll still get his FIFA peace prize ?

There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3

omg omg!!!!

I’ve stolen one of my sons Kevlar race suits and am going to use it to recover an office chair for him. I get bored easily.

Tonight I shall be test driving this beauty

Just some hand sanding and a few wood repairs and this old farmhouse table will be ready to oil

I’ve seen drag artists with less makeup

Sunset walk along the canal, watching the cranes fly back in the evening.

Dog walk. Morning all x

For my next trick I will be performing surgery on the London Underground. My gut tells me I can probably pull it off.

Early walk completed. Now back home to lay down, snore and fart. The dogs that is, not me.