Attempt to start the season take three……. Ellis Jnr back on it in Poland after his mandatory 20 day lay off for concussion The other Ellis Jnr is in Morocco testing before heading off to Argentina

The cunt of mostly crypto.

Not the best news today. Unfortunately Miss Molly has an inoperable brain tumour. We can control her fits with medication for now. All we can do is make her remaining time as comfortable as possible.

Sunrise over the Dordogne. Morning all. X

Just received a phone call from it appears that my baby has been sold. It was always my dream to own one of these. Loud, fast, stupidly expensive to run and maintain but oh god so much fun. Bye bye Felicity. I shall miss you xxxx

My son serenading my 3 month old grandson. I was a bit wary of sharing this intimate moment, but I can’t describe the joy that this gave me, I must have taken at least a dozen photos

True story for a Sunday.

Having spent the evening with my (up till recently) estranged daughter and my new grandson, and my son who spends most of his time falling off motorcycles. I’d like to admit I’m slightly drunk but happier than I’ve been in years x

Laying in bed with my morning coffee and Mrs E sent me today’s blind date from the Guardian, ( one of our Saturday morning rituals). Today’s one was sweet and it gives me hope for the future.

Did you know that if you close your eyes and hold a kiwi fruit in one hand and a testicle in the other, they’re quite difficult to tell apart. You also get thrown out of the supermarket. Morning phone friends xx

Seems about right

It’s a bank holiday here in France. So naturally I’ve been awake since 05:00 Bollocks.

I weighed myself tonight ….. I’ve now lost 20kgs since last summer. I’m happy I with that.

Mrs E took Miss Molly to the vet this morning to try and get to the bottom of her fitting last week. She’s pretty much zonked out on drugs from the vet and they’re running more tests. They think it could be brain related. MRI next Thursday will let us know either way. 1,700€… yikes She’s worth it

Not now Shiela 🥰 I’m on Duty

I’d be very surprised if the orange, 5 times draft dodging turd could even work out how to use a gun

With the local elections coming up, it’s nice to see Reform getting their campaign material out there.

King Charles throwing shade. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say - if it wasn’t for us you’d be speaking French.” ❤️🤣💀 Oh Snap 😂😅

How to make something from a shitty start to the day. I get to have breakfast on a terrace n Bordeaux with Mrs E. Carpe the diem and all that.

Lovely to see ABBA haven’t changed much since their heyday…

Oh well I didn’t want to go to work this morning anyway. Got up at 05:45, showered and packed work van, sorted out what I need to get from my suppliers and grabbed my coffee to go. Van won’t start ! Battery removed and now waiting for garage to open so I can get a new one. And breathe.

The only thing with estate agents coming to view your house is that you have to pretend it’s spotless all the time. Which with 2 aging Labradors is quite a challenge.

Instead of a new eleventy million dollar ballroom, can’t we just send thoughts and prayers??? I mean, it seems to work for butchered school kids no?

I’m going to look at a house on Wednesday …… This would be the view from the front terrace, an amazing sunset every night.

He’s out of hospital, nothing broken. Vodka has been activated ! Pheeeewwwwwww

I thought Diego Maradona was dead ???

Sooooo…. You know I said my son was racing in Poland today 3 weeks after his big crash in Germany ……

Breaking news. First picture of WHCD shooter released.

All this wailing and gnashing of teeth over an active shooter nearby ….. At least they know how the average American school kid feels

America is screwed. Largest military budget of all time. Hundreds of millions of guns in circulation. Not one cunt can aim properly.

As shots rang out at the WHCA Dinner, Donald J. Trump appeared to be the only person not surprised.

Did you know that a blue whale can poop a 4 ton log. That makes it the second biggest shit in the world after Donald Trump.

My Saturday has just gone to shit. An old friend of mine died last night from cancer. He was 56… Fuck

www.facebook.com/share/p/17E8... Off to an ANZAC bbq later. This seems appropriate.

As some of you know, Ellis Jnr had a crash in Germany on April 4th, resulting in a broken collarbone and fractured upper arm and shoulder blade. Lots of rest, physio and spells in an oxygen tank meant that he managed to complete a training session today. Therefore he’s racing on Sunday In Poland

With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

I need this mug.

I remember watching Steve Marriott’s band “pack of three” in a little pub in north London a few months before he died in a house fire. Brilliant gig.

I don’t care that he sleeps. It pisses me off that he keeps waking up.

*sigh…. When will this shitshow end?

We’re literally days away from this …..

www.instagram.com/reel/DXCTQXr... Good morning peeps xx

I went to the zoo today and saw a baguette in a cage. Apparently it was bread in captivity

In a nutshell. 😊

An impromptu evening at the beach with friends. The smile on this woman’s face makes my heart soar. Mrs E at her finest

Boris Johnson didn't pass vetting when Theresa May appointed him Foreign Secretary. The media must have missed that one.

There’s some fantastic rugby in the women’s 6 nations.

I woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday. I’m absolutely buzzing that it’s Saturday, I’ve gained an extra day !!!