It’s international women’s day apparently. That’s my daughter Jasmine on the floor working on Carlos Sainz’ rally raid car. Today isn’t her day….. she’s awesome every day xxx

The Strait of warm ooze ?

Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 is the second player in history to score 17 goals at a World Cup. Marta did it first! 🇧🇷👑

This x1,000

Unfortunate enough to be watching the Argentina v Austria football match. Everything I hate about the game is on display in this match between 2 teams of Nazi great grandchildren

Just flicked on sky news ( god knows why) and Beth Rigby did her normal constant shouting at an MP as they totally ignored her. Is there a more loathsome journalist out there ?

Whatever people think domestically, as a statesman on the world stage Keir Starmer was exemplary

It’s not even the hottest part of the day yet. Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

06:15, 27°c Morning x

Yesterday was the original release date of the blues brothers in 1980. My favourite film, best soundtrack ever and of course …. “I fucking hate the Illinois nazi party.” The current pope loves it too

An important question that must be answered

Feeling mellow at 9pm, been to see a cardiologist today as I recently had an “episode” as my doctor called it. Chest pains, trouble breathing etc. To say I was a tad worried was an understatement….. so far so good, I’m ( hopefully) not going to die any time soon. And relax

This cat is now fully charged.

Back in my happy place

Bonjour y’all xx

Back in France ! Only 500kms to go. Of course… I’m back on my building project from Monday. Faaaaark

www.facebook.com/share/r/1Esc... Aussie Aussie Aussie….

Sitting in Portsmouth ferry terminal and Céline Dion’s theme from Titanic is playing over the sound system Well…. That’s not very reassuring!

If Scotland win the World Cup

Donald Trump is amazing. My truck used to hold $60 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he does it but the man is a jenius.

I don’t like football, but I’m great at parenting tips for the World Cup.

It’s a conspiracy I tell ya

Tomorrow I start my drive back to Bordeaux and on Monday I start back on my building refurbishing project. After two weeks of rain in the UK, I think it may be a bit of a challenge.

25kms from my house. Thank god I’m in London, it’s 35°c today. Won’t somebody think of the sunburn???

I’ve just had an offer accepted on a house. This is the view from the front terrace. Jonny’s s very happy boy.

PSA if you're in France and plagued by spam calls: I cannot recommend highly enough an app called saracroche. It has 16m dodgy numbers in its constantly updated database and it *just blocks them*. It's spared me an average of six spam calls a day since I installed it. Brilliant.

Best chant of the World Cup so far goes to the Scots…. He’s orange, he’s bald, he likes them 12 years old. Donald Trump Donald Trump.

www.instagram.com/reel/DWqvUjN... Yeah, this

A rare picture of being in England and it’s not FUCKING RAINING!!!

Today’s lesson…… Atheism is a non prophet organisation You’re welcome x

There’s a new trend on social media. If you want to find out your twat name, simply change your first name to Nigel and your second name to Farage. You’re welcome xx

Sunday morning vibes. Bonjour y’all

In today’s headlines, we go over to Erika’s husband Charlie for his opinion on the safety of America ….

The local bowling green, a view from my bedroom window. How terribly civilised

Exeter …. One massive collection of roadworks. Thank god for Harry’s restaurant and clothes shopping at John Lewis. It made today bearable

Well I’m off to Blighty for a two week road trip. This should be fun

Ever wished your child had a different job ?

Just watched my son being taken off track in an ambulance in Sweden. I do wish he’d get a proper job.

According to government census data from 2021, 82% of people in England and Wales are White, while 18% belong to Black, Asian, Mixed or Other ethnic groups. Feels like a lot of whities need to sit the fuck down.

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

I’m thinking of signing up for the new series of embarrassing bodies. One of my testicles is bigger than the other two Morning all xx

The boy missed out on qualifying on Saturday. Track conditions were …….“interesting”

Ellis junior in Glasgow tonight for the speedway Grand Prix challenge. Last time he raced at this track was a Poland v GB test match and he left in an ambulance. Hoping tonight goes well as he’s racing in Poland tomorrow

Meowie Antoinette

Margaritas!!!!!

Admit it, you’re singing it in your head right now aren’t you?

The correct font is very important in advertising.

Currently chilling to this with a laaaaarge vodka. I’d forgotten just how good an album it is