I was looking at this owl and then immediately noticed the baby leg

Different strokes

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

november containing 11/04 (good butt day), 11/08 (good boobs day), and 11/29 (good meat day) while the west has nothing to look forward to but no nut november is yet another reason japan has mogged us on the cultural world stage

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Kamala's best friend died and you're laughing

I should make a version of ublock that replaces every ad with a playable copy of Doom

I mustve posted this one already right

just caught the latest ad for Meta AI Glasses, they seem pretty neat!

Good morning!

the worst era for pop music was (UserProfile: BirthYear+13) to (UserProfile: BirthYear+21). that was total dogshit. everything else pretty much fine

Just had a classic "being in your 30s moment" (rolled over in my sleep funny and made my neck real sore)

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year. I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

I made this today and it was insanely good youtu.be/ulhKFEKXIEI

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

Autechre pre-show is 🔥🔥🔥

Look at this Pizza

Dropping a space colony on Palo Alto, California would make the rest of the world a significantly better place overnight

konming stoner metal fancam

We're at the "which members of Wu Tang overlap with Three Kingdoms characters?" part of the Three Kingdoms watch, in case you were wondering

Sam, this is Shitman. We have lost contact with east lakeside fort knot, our only hope now lies with north east fort knot, which is south of east lakeside fort knot.

i wish this would happen to me

Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

New Super Bunny Hop vid coming out days after I start playing Death Stranding? We're so fucking back

just guess

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

The Nu Metal arc of Swanboy should be in a museum

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

re: the latest Swan Boy, I really thought more people knew all the members of Korn. Next time it's 1998-2002 try to pay attention

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

Carrot

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs