In this case, I’d just be glad they didn’t realize that the backrooms originally came from 4chan

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

roses are red, violets are fine,

When you’re down and don’t know where to go to, Why don’t you have some meat that sets the tone, Turkey of the Bone

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Thought this was a news headline at first.

man goes to doctor, says he’s depressed, says life is not worth living anymore, doctor says “solution is simple, go to this Japanese Italian restaurant. They have new chef, he will set you right” “But doctor”, man says:

This is insane, but really funny to cite the Bible on this, yes your honour, God really wanted me to have those Waffle House hash browns. It was His Plan.

RETVRN

This is just the three endings from Mass Effect 3

I did not realize this was the name of the sport so my reaction was like - what are they doing in there. how do they fit. get them out of there

t̸͖̣̥̥̪̺͚̉̎̈́͊̓́́͝ë̶̡̟̫͙̦̘̗̣͙̟̳̖͇̰́̓̀̓͌͐̿͂͂͘͜ͅļ̷̦̞̻͔̘͕͔̮̣͚̠̮̜̊͆̌ļ̶̨̲̙̦̩̩̼̞̳͈̜͎̉͊͗̈́̚͝͝͠ ̷̡̛̝͎͔̘̬͓̪̗̪̜̳͍̲̌̓m̷̡͚̲͈̖̱̫̲̰̪͚͖̉̈́̔̔͂͑͒́̊͒̕͝ͅe̷̗̥̩̰̮̣̞͖͊̐̓͜ͅ ̵͇̘͙̼̰̮̪̲͇̤̜̀̉̉Ḯ̶̧̖̗̹̼̱̠̬̖͇̙̣̣̈́̄̄̉̆̐͘ͅ ̸̱̮̼̹̬͖̲̩̬̦̖̠̩͆́̈́̃͆̏̎̒̂̓̀́̈́̌͒̚a̴̧̘̹̼̗̺̩̳͙̥̠̿͐̉̕ͅm̸̡̡̤̲̥̿̎͂̌̂͂̊ ̶̡̛͖̜̠͉̫͚͉͕̳͉̳͙͌͂̔̋͐̏͐̓̽̾͑̽̕ạ̵̗̦͔̃̓͗͜͝ ̴̛̞̞̱̱̙̯̀͊́́͗̌̅̀̃̈́͌̊̽g̴̡̧̠̮̻̹̑̀́͂́̑̄̀̓͐̎̏͋͛̿̓̕ơ̶̻͖̮̬͐̎̿̌͋͐̏̚͘̕o̵̧̙̯̠̲͔̦͕̙̤̓́̎̒́͆͑̐͋͊̈́̋̌̕͝d̶̥͚̯͈͇̈͌̈́̓̚ ̵̟̯̟͕̼̖̹̖̳̫̭̝͔͓͔̇̈́̈́̆̓͑̒̆̎̄͠͝b̶̬̯͓̈́̃͊̈́͋̃̚ǫ̵̦͔̟̹̻̹͕̣̬̝̞͓̱͕̹̏͐̈́̉͌̓̍̓̊̚͝ỵ̵͍̬̳͈̥̻͚̣̭̜̖̬͎͓͎̥̊̏̆̍̃̈̓̉̽̋͆̎̾͑̈́̚,̶̰̳͍͕̗͍̼̋̅̎̃̀͑̈́̓͘̚ͅ ̶̧̙̲̖̼̞̪͕̞̝̺̟̳͈̈͑̍̔ḫ̵̦̰̙̰͎̯̥̟͍͊͂͆̆̉͒͑̀̇̾͘͝ų̶̪͈̝̩̖̔̇͛̃̽̓̀m̷̡̛͎̟͇̙̘̗̖̝͕̦̲͇̱̏̅̒͊͆̕̕͝ą̸̞̮̙̹͇̤̻̣͓͚̰͉͕͈͍̩͊̈́͌n̷̢̨̦͇̙͓̩͕̜̫̤͎̟̫̜̬̑̈́̆̏̈́́̾̏͜

Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

me rn (I have two dislocated shoulders and a bidet)

I think computers reached their best point when movies would come out and be named things like “Fear 2.0”

Gotta make a "funniest thing to baptize a baby with" tier list

age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

Okay everyone is posting good memes but no one has posted my favorite (that I didn't make at least):

made this meme back in April for the work slack and it's still holding up imo

you know what, at this point, fine

is steve carrell an ethnicity

himborat

By the pricking of my thumb, 🎶 here in 🎶 duck burg

I've just flown back from Silent Hill and boy are my arms legs

For sale: baby shoes, never worn, but not in a sad way, we are just a children's clothing store

i'm putting together a team

lot of words to say “saw Jared Golden’s car”

the modern day riddle of the sphinx

who who is writing the reviews

the sound of all my English professors crying out at once

five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell down and bumped his head, mama called the doctor and the doctor said, treatment is simple. great clown pagliacci is in town tonight

CUT MY WHEAT INTO PIECES THIS IS MY PASTA SAUCE MASTICATION LINGUINE DON'T GET TO COOK BEEF RAGÙ FETTUCCINE

Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Two colleagues were once discussing this film and it was getting increasingly heated, with disagreement & confusion over every aspect Eventually turned out one of them was talking about Samuel L Jackson drug dealer action comedy The 51st State

The DOGE website is reportedly hosted on non-government servers, not secured against database attacks and can be easily defaced, 404 reports www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

wes anderson ass plumbing company

topping off a glass of lemonade with seltzer as I keep drinking it until eventually it's a wholly different drink, call that the sip of Theseus