Ronald Reagan the federal informant?

Never seen Mick Foley in the same room as mankind, dude love and cactus Jack

Making out with someone and noticing the growing stain on my crotch “Insane drip”

That Jimmy Stewart movie reminds me of the impersonation I do for myself where hes on the toilet and going “oh jeez” and “sweet jumpin Jehoshaphat”

Bird up

Maaan, that’s 2005 trump

Richard Dreyfuss probably looking at Ben a little weird this week

Coulda gone with Nixon at least

Randy Jackson, Randy Johnson. Whats next? Randy Jentleson?

More Gaylord of War Pete Hegseth, amirite?

Next monthly Pentagon prayer service is today & Hegseth's making it a "Christmas worship service." Franklin Graham will preach & Christian musicians Matthew West & Anne Wilson will perform. Earlier this month, I reported on who's preached at each service: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/pentagon-p...

Reading noir written by a Black author and the names are so badass: grave digger jones and coffin ed Johnson

You just created a million Ronald reagans. It’s called the Republican Party

Please the world does not need a million more Ronald reagans

What are thoseeee

I wish when someone muted me they’d just dm me asking to unfollow each other. Less passive aggressive than just remaining mutuals 🤷🏻‍♂️

How much of the cbs news views were people viewing to dunk on said “news”?

Do you think pennywise goes to catch up on current events when he wakes up every 27 years? Like he’ll go to the library or the internet and look stuff up. See what current crimes are like

Y’all are playin four d chess I’m playin for tha chest

Then there’s the President Whos su downing into the 1980’s when he’s not pooping himself. Oh lord how long will this go on

I would rather a system where everyone gets healthcare, housing, and assistance rather than some or none at all. There’s fraud either way. If the state had a fund to add more money to help bolster this, I would give. I don’t understand how and why this is so complicated. It could be all so simple

Why is the director of the fucking fbi going on a podcast show hosted by Stephen miller’s wife? I’m so livid

Y’all ever watch videos of wombats

Ate too much spaghetti. This is gonna make reading difficult

Joe Rogan looks like someone took bicep and calf muscles and put em on a thumb

Creaming cougars? Sign me up

You just created a million Rob Reiners

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

During the On Cinema Oscar special Gregg: President Trump, from? Home Alooone 2: lost in New York: the movie, runtime 2 hours

Insane fit but it’s mostly stuff hes had for 30 years!

You just created a million Rob Reiners

Holding to hide the cherry from the passing by neighbor like a soldier in the trenches c. Ww1

What a terrible weekend for the world

Carl Tart as OJ talking about Conrad Bain on @cbbworld.bsky.social they should call it Comedy Bain Bain. Sooo funny. I could barely type this out from the laughter

You’re laughing? Charlie Kirk’s soul is being tethered into the future digital landscape like Prometheus to that rock, and you’re laughing?

A happy belated 100 years to Dick Van Dyke

Full of chilaquiles

Going apeshit when Perry Mason gets someone to confess to a murder by trying to run out of court

Jeff Epstein, the avid Steelers fan?

Sleep token? Well wake it up!

Time to get off hinge I think

Fucking the murder man for murders

Robert Stack voice They call him Mr Bombastic

Night Moves

You were young and your heart was an open book

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Trump voice Lyin’ Odysseus, don’t believe a word he says!