Needed an adult-ier adult and called my mother in law with no warning, left a voicemail, and then she immediately called back while her friends sang happy birthday to someone behind her. Very thankful for her

Kiddo: what’s the name of this song? Me: party people. Are you a party person? Kiddo: no Me: do you want to be? Kiddo: no

holding your (my own) hand gently, it is okay to make the font bigger on your ereader sweetie

Husband is unboxing access points for work and I just asked how his unboxing video is going

The Onion must have a swiftie on staff because there have been some good jokes lately

Taylor Swift Returns From Honeymoon To Find Jack Antonoff Squatting In House https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-returns-from-honeymoon-to-find-jack-antonoff-squatting-in-house/

hey folks please send love her way, and i'd also recommend unsubscribing from Ripps pronoun labeler. im switching to @pronounsinb.io

Busy stress day so instant ramen with leftover salsa for dinner I guess

I turned the game on and then Argentina scored twice. Gonna turn the game back off….

Finding new authors during @romancingthevote.com is one of my favorite parts of the auction, and belle has made it so easy by creating this list! Thank you!! 😍

This Mex-Eng game is spicy

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Our official 32 auctions total!

$200k!!!! $200k!!!! WE HAVE $200k!!!!!!

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A friend shared raspberries from her garden so I made a vanilla cinnamon snacking cake with raspberries and mini chocolate chips.

“Commercial free fireworks in NYC” uh….you cut to a commercial after the first song?

We've raised $150,000 for voting rights! Woohoo! Time to call it a night.

The ref should simply let them play until Cape Verde wins

Cape Verde!!

That Croatia call was bullshit

‼️ The way it’s the swifties saying ‘dont be weird’ and telling people to back off and respect her privacy but its the general public who cant seem to stop obsessing over it

WE DID IT! We've raised $100,000 for voting rights, and it hasn't even been a full day. Thank you all so much--now let's see what we can do over the next four days!

A friend is starting the Plated Prisoner series and I just scrolled back in Goodreads and saw I read the first three books over 5 days in 2021. Wow what free time I had back then

oh dear god i just had to mute the hashtag "AIporn" so maybe you should just preemptively do that if you haven't already

Dungeon Crawler Carl is definitely for 4th of July weekend

Cubs….you are supposed to spread this energy out. Not do it all in one game

We've officially upped our goal from $50,000 to $100,000. Let's see how fast we get there today!

"Trans people will always exist." Cool. "They can't kill us all." Comforting. Yeah, transness will survive, but *I* want to survive, too, y'know? But also, survival and existence aren't enough for me anymore, and they shouldn't be enough for allies either. I want to see my trans friends thrive.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Trans people are PEOPLE deserving of full lives and access to all the same experiences as anyone else. Trans people belong in sports. If you feel differently, take a long walk off a short pier with weights tied to your ankles.

Damn the Hulu app is trash. I constantly have to force close the app on both AppleTV and PS5

Shady pool evening to stay cool and wear out the kiddo

Not sure if corporate is closed on Friday or just clinics…and my boss hasn’t confirmed yet. Can I cancel my pto day or nah

*loud fart noise*

PSA because I see this mistake a lot. If person A quote posts person B, and then person B blocks person A (or vice versa), it will then say "Blocked" for every single other person on Bluesky. It DOES NOT necessarily mean that the person being quoted has blocked you, or that you block them.

Parenting rant: why would a 3-5 year old be in swim lessons when they are afraid of the water? That seems like a parenting moment with kindness but needs to be done outside of class.

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i've been seeing an influx of people not using alt text, did you know that it helps our visually impaired friends? it is a description of what the image/video/gif is. did you know you can turn on a setting that makes you put alt text before posting? settings > accessibility > require alt text

I struggle watching kiddo play Mario Kart because why are you driving off the cliff or getting squished by the egg on purpose

Finding out about this labeler and subscribed to find out that mine is just “Jeremy” is so ominous

Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER

* AND this FREE library card can be used online to check out FREE kindle ebooks!!!! DON'T PAY 10 BUCKS FOR AN EBOOK!!! GET IT FROM THE LIBRARY!!! You don't even have to go in there! *

I LOVE THE PUBLIC LIBRARY SO MUCH HEAR ME ROAR

Tile Store Offended By Sponsored Little League Team Celebrating Win At Pizza Place Instead https://theonion.com/tile-store-offended-by-sponsored-little-league-team-celebrating-win-at-pizza-place-instead/

IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.