Call this genre dadSMR.

It’s funny but probably wouldn’t hold up to any serious kink use, call it a… … …gag gift 😎

In retrospect, 1990s video games may have been slightly optimistic about the quality of food found in trash cans, and the likely health outcomes of consuming it.

A being that is 99% man, 1% horse. A percentaur.

✅ sample size: 3000 people nationwide ✅ by a random for-profit therapy business ✅ asking about “burnout” from commute, without specifying mode of transit ✅ only quote from the authors references car-specific stress …better lead with a photo of a Metra stop!

Spirit airlines going out with a bang

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.

“Escape room built over the former Führerbunker” must have been a wild investor pitch. Like do you think anyone SAID anything, or…?

Everyone's free to do their own social media however they like, obvs, but let me just very gently suggest that some of y'all might be happier if you muted, like, The Atlantic and NYT Opinion, and anywhere else you find yourself repeatedly Taking The Bait.

i think bluesky should reprotocolize or whatever to make it so you can’t deactivate replies if you use this image

English history is tricky because Becket is arguably the Thomas most famously killed by a King Henry and Henry VIII is definitely the King Henry most famous for killing a bunch of Thomases and, yet,

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

sorry for this unhinged post

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Well his mutant power IS converting energy to physical speed, stamina, and strength.

Today is #NationalPenguinDay so we're remembering that time we made a Penguin out of Penguin Books. It's a Penguin Penguin. 🐧

This is an astute distinction and makes me realize why I DO still like Bluesky — as I use it, it’s the 2010s model (chronological, relational, active as well as passive, made by humans) vs a Reels, say

Rewatched the 1998 Godzilla, and it’s kind of amazing how before genAI it took millions of dollars and thousands of professionals to create a soulless, hollowed-out husk of original source material with which to insult your audience.

this is like how Aubrey and Maturin met

“goatse.cx”, 1999

Look Gendo, I don’t wanna be one of those “happy wife happy life” guys, but when the wife in question is an unkillable god-monster in a giant robot body you’re probably gonna have to make some compromises in the relationship.

“history” 😬

The state department of labor using AI to generate an Earth Day image was already beyond parody, but making the only visible tool in the image a billy club is just 👨‍🍳👌😘😬

Local daycare that group-walks up and down our block on nice days has a leader with a voice like a drill sergeant, and I have to say it's very charming hearing the little ducklings get absolutely BELLOWED at about things like trees and flowers and why we have blue bins for recycling on Wednesdays.

LOLOLOL

‘Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day.’

This, but girl Ranma ALSO transitions, for a rare 360 degree gender swap anime.

This is why you get a union, and this is why your union gets byline withholding in your contract!

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel" ACHILLES: fuck you

Siegfried is the opera version of that children’s book “Are You My Mother?”

So the Google image results for “one flew over the cuckoo’s nest pillow” were uh not what I expected.

Ok but what ARE Chicago’s outer-borough neighborhoods, discuss.

Spider-Man largely fights other guys with eight limbs (Doctor Octopus, Scorpion, Green Goblin since he’s two guys, Lizard since he’s two guys,)

Buddhist monks? Oh, you mean the Koan Brothers?

We’re calling it the “Hello Dali” collection.

@soundingline.bsky.social does post bangers, but you should really check out his longer-form work as well. It’s a lot of fun!

For those previously unacquainted here’s the sculpture known to me as ‘Harry Caray and the Harrowing of Hell’

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Say this much for 2026: it’s made listening to the miraculously resurrected voice of a man who famously sold his soul to the devil seem like a safe bet, spiritually and ethically speaking, relative to most contemporary entertainment options.

Officials have released footage showing the fatal shooting of Krystal Rivera following months of work covering the case by Peter Nickeas, @ctoner.bsky.social and our friends in @cstguild.bsky.social. Another example of invaluable work made by our members.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Will make it to the Supreme Court as a 2nd Amendment case The Right to Bear Arms

The metaphor holds up even better when we look to the past, in which many doctors endorsed cocaine and many Popes endorsed wars!