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you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

No wenches? #knight

Creating my ideal flustered knight #knight

This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account

"The Jews created pornography to undermine the family" is quite literally the fourteenth of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Not great to see left-wing accounts with 700,000 followers saying this sort of thing.

Photos and styling by the one and only Kenna Sharp 💕

t4t beefleaf be upon you all aaaaaa my yuri cocaine…

@durandal.blog i just realized that this whole time i have been reading your display name as like. in the infernal pit. like in hell. and just now at this moment it clicked for me that it actually means, like. in the mosh pit.

i keep seeing people saying there is no alternative to discord but im not looking for a replacement for servers, i just want an app i can use for private messaging that can support text, image, and video file sharing. like a whatsapp that i don't need to give people my phone number for.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Metamorph (2024) (Annihilation) Thought I posted this one ages ago but I didn't see them in the backlog 🐻🗯️

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims

I cry for all the Liams who do not have the public image that this one does and who are now languishing in horrid conditions. And I protest for them.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

I <3 job searching #comic #sliceoflife

They invented a slot machine for rich people to pull while they’re asleep, and called it AI.

sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november

It's the PTO moms and spreadsheet dads and other random-ass Minnesotans concerned for their neighbors. There is no one central organizing org, just a ton of people who give a shit. It's both beautiful that it's happening and laughable that anyone thinks there's some broader apparatus at work.

misato/ritsuko

¡Mi princesa insecto! ¡Mi amor! ¡Elizabeth! 🪲 @realgdt.bsky.social #elizabethharlander #Frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #GuillermodelToro #miagoth

He's here

218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.

They do it because we let them.

from @theonion.com print edition

Krampus!Hannibal and Elf!Will #hannigram

Laios is asking the living armor if he's pregnant now (it is up to you if he is)

I am the Alpha and the Omega - the First and the Last - the Beginning and the End 🕊️🐍 #omegaverse

Naughty list 🎄

Elvira, 1995 TCM Santa Around The World style.

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

Asking for directions🚀🌠

Shower

do people not realize that the reason those white parallel lines are drawn on the asphalt is because 🗣📣 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE BETWEEN THEM

ᗒ Wounded Man ᗕ I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am. Frankenstein fanart based off the wound man old wood block. Prints available @ CoeyandShy.com

Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views

when you fuck up your stitch count as you're doing slip stitch short rows but your final full row comes up with the right amount of stitches somehow

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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should

absolutely confounding experience with a leaky gas pump just now. felt like trying to get a fussy baby to latch.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX