The orcas have discovered fire.

Time to fill your F-sacks with canned goods and shape tweens.

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful

The Folgers Incest Siblings will return in "Avengers: Doomsday."

A joke for the history buffs.

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

on the other hand, having kevin feige at a *hellfire gala* with absolutely no fucking swag, a goddamn plain suit and black ballcap, is at least its own kind of fitting indictment

Kudos to my MP @donvdavies.bsky.social for taking the lead on this. Please sign!

Its her season

winter wishes❄️

me when I fjnally do a task I’ve been procrastinating on

once again if you brought him back and told him what people were doing to his work J.R.R. Tolkien would buy a gun

folks is it good when your AWS bill is 100% of your estimated revenue

Some excellent movies to watch right now: - How To Steal A Million - The Pink Panther - Trouble in Paradise - Catch Me If You Can - Topkapi

just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?

“Calling the meeting to order”. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Trebek would have understood.

the photo they use is of Lakota spiritual leader Arvol Looking Horse, who has done really amazing work for his people and folks all around the world we made this video with him

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “Oh! I’m in a Dungeons & Dragons group, too. But we’re doing an official, prewritten adventure.” [FRASIER SCOFFS] FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.” BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.” FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”

pika-BOO!

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

my therapist: sometimes you simply have to experience an emotion instead of thinking about it me, nodding sagely: and then it goes away therapist: well not necessarily me, shaking my head furiously: no, I don't like that

I am trying so hard to find the post on The Toast where it's very clearly Addison deWitt and failing...

This piece reminded me of an unfun thing I've wanted to talk about since attending the @vangamegarden.bsky.social showcase, which is that of the 100-odd devs tabling there, I observed only one (1) wearing a mask for an event with 100s-to-1000s of attendees www.thegauntlet.news/p/when-will-...

wtaf are you talking about

Oshawott has a sword

#bskycensorship A little less direct today, but Suzanne Lacy's "Three Weeks in May 1977" was a piece of performance art in which Lacy went to LAPD HQ to pick up SA reports and stamp their locations on a public map every day for...well, 3 weeks.

Everything else aside, Tilly Norwood is a terrible name. Angela Anaconda ass name

By popular demand: #bskycensorship

Still can’t quite believe this is a real movie, but the fact that Spaceballs 2 decided to unveil its cast by spoofing the Force Awakens table read photo (*and* by putting a pizza on a chair in tribute to the late great Pizza the Hutt) is an encouraging sign. screencrush.com/spaceballs-2...

the way Dratini faints in Pokémon stadium 💀

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time". My loved ones: no it's not.

#disney #raising-prices. This is retaliation against the consumers who stood up and used their voices and wallets to support #free #speech. It’s time to cut the cords!

The NDP’s Pharmacare Act is now federal law—but the Carney Liberals are dragging their heels on implementation. Canadians can’t afford mixed messages and half-measures. Every province and territory must be included. No more delays. It’s time to deliver public pharmacare for everyone.

reader’s note: we did not, in fact, learn not to do that again