He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

AI shit. delete your account.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Even if I knew who any of these people are, I would never guess the context. Good lord.

Today I was thinking about small kindnesses, simple inexpensive things that brighten a day, and I thought about how the receptionist at my school saved me from humiliation in front of the Headmaster on account of having left my belt in a vase. /1

🎶 Do you believe in magic? When a Briton makes tea They like to use a microwave unlike you & me But it's magic When they say that it's brewin' It's smells just like a septic tank when it's all A'stewin' Tell you bout the magic that will fill your cup But it's almost guaranteed to make you throw up

there's a lot of things dangerous about AI and the AI boom, but it's important to get them *right*

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

“YOU hit HER.” CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)

David Ortiz to the Yankees, after taking a swig from a bottle of tequila on national television: “Join me in Cancun, baby.”

There was an enormous walk in Washington DC today against ICE and the Trump administration, but you didn’t hear about it from the news, did you?

“Before the election, we surveyed the legal establishment about what a second Trump term could mean for the rule of law. A year later, they’re very, very worried.” Gift Link:

"If graham platner gets elected he'll be a solid democratic senator" Ok

Would it be legal to set up a lemonade stand-style booth in Chicago or Portland selling or giving away water balloons full of piss and maybe texas flags, lighter fluid, matches, that sort of thing? Just wondering.

Portland never stops being Portland.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

this?

donald trump has died

The reality is that the US Department of Homeland Security has been openly seized by unapologetic white nationalists who freely indulge in neo-Nazi rhetoric and use their huge and growing paramilitary army to mount massive attacks on communities of color in the US in a campaign of racist oppression

PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.

Can someone give me editorial space because I have a very specific open letter I want to write for Stephen Miller and Donald Trump

Resign.

Poetic!

Thank you @atherton.bsky.social for blessing my FYP with this.

CARTOON OF THE DAY (Updated Version)

He had plans to get jimmy kimmel fired, too. Maybe don't roll over immediately? He's not actually dictator.

People are dunking on this, but having worked in the field of police oversight for the last four years, listening to residents from every part of a major U.S. city, it doesn't surprise me at all. A few points 🧵

Speaking of things making themselves irrelevant and shrinking their audience, how are things at the Washington Post?

Gift article. Everyone should read it. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/o...

A lot of respect for Kristof for not letting this go. It will be easy to forget the USAID cuts in the years to come. It's good to have people around making us remember.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker

i really mean it that i think this administration is a natural experiment if anything matters, because they seem dedicated to fucking over literally every single fucking powerful constituency in the country

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

Especially depressing to read this now, after it's all started to come true.

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

It’s not hard to say this: “He was a dishonest person who debated in bad faith using every fallacy in the book to dupe like minded racists, homophobes, and misogynists. He made sure to only debate people who were not very good at debating. He refused invitations to debate anyone of substance.”

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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

These are calls for mass political violence, against all Democrats. They openly call for the bombing of "Democrat" cities and for the jailing or killing of Democratic politicians. They are from some of the most influential voices in right-wing politics. Will anyone say anything?

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

“I think it's worth it. I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." - Charlie Kirk