Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

As ol’ Roy Castle might have said “That’s dedication” 🎵🎶

How much of this has *ever* been returned to the victims?

Sleeping…

'Rapture' comes from the Latin 'rapere' meaning "to seize and carry off." 'Raptor' also comes from 'rapere.' We hope neither carries you off today.

I've swapped back to Kagi (kagi.com) for search again - the ability to block domains from your results is so useful I'm not sure I can live without it any more. And Google etc are the most useless they've ever been, pushing whatever makes them money rather than actually finding good results. #tech

Oh let's hope so.

Early Sunday phone call to learn that my sister-in-law moved on over night. Great start to the day. 😥

In honor o' International Natter Like a Pirate Day, here's a pirate translator ye can use pirate.monkeyness.com/translate

Avast ye landlubbers! Tis Speak like a Pirate day! And a great excuse to wheel out probably the best ever Pirate game!

A useful tip and it does disable the ‘Liquid Glass’ effect, but somehow it makes it all worse. Starting to think I need to revert and completely ignore v26 (anything).

OK - this is now on my *want* list. Burnout DNA? Take my cash! 💴

Blimey - has it been 4 years already???

Mantle Model xkcd.com/3141/

@theclippy.bsky.social ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Nano11 cuts Windows 11 down to size, grabbing just 2.8 GB of disk space

Grab a deal with the Capcom Bundle of retro games - looks good value for those of you who don't own these games already. www.humblebundle.com/games/capcom...

Update: The chicken order was shipped via Evri, and delivered Across The Road.

Apparently, Ozempic makers are suffering mounting pressures in the rapidly expanding weight-loss sector. Irony in those words somewhere.

Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure xkcd.com/3138/

I've just used this handy tool to migrate my pins to bookmarks. Worked a treat. 🔖

Our malware systems at Sonatype seem to be picking these up coming from other, not yet reported accounts. This attack seems to have landed more publishers as this unfolds. Check your accounts folks while we work with others to contain.

Smartphone Sensors Unlocked: Turn Your Phone into a Physics Lab

Has England regressed under Tuchel? Hell yes. They're also the most BORING team to watch ever - and that's saying something, especially when there are so many quality players available to him. I guess the real question is - should England remove Tuchel and appoint another?

So the country is now being led by an Arsenal fan and a Tottenham fan. www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news-archive...

Check this out! Elite models rotating freely on the ZX Spectrum Next. Some excellent work by @breakintoprogram.co.uk

Well that's a fucking poor show. 😂

One approves of this message. 😂

Microsoft screwing the pooch again I see.

Now here's a Bullseye prize that I can get right behind. Top, top, prize in my eyes.

Sea Level xkcd.com/3135/

Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...

Wavefunction Collapse xkcd.com/3134/

ESA engineers trace anomaly in silent Juice spacecraft to a bug in the code

This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

@bitlevel.at Mate! Spurs not being very Spursy, you must be over the (blue) moon with that result!

Morning @bhaalspawn.bsky.social

Just seen this on FB… can the COYS family share here perhaps you never know.

Name a Non LOTR Character who could resist the One Ring?

You may have heard that user-funded search engine Kagi is bringing its WebKit-based Orion web browser to Linux. This week they shared an update on progress – and it's brisk! #kagi #linux #webkit

Was an excellent start to the season for us today. While it means absolutely nothing at this point, this is the table after today’s games.

That Semenyo goal was filthy. Why the hell didn’t we sign him? #COYS

This one wins goal of the month.

Is that all it takes to knock them out? 🤔

@commodorelad.uk seen this fella?