He's on God's hunting trip in the woods now.

Maybe the real letter it looked like we were writing, was the friends we made along the way?

But sure, the cilmate hasn't changed at *all*.

Reject modernity. Reinstall Office '97. Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor. Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune. Choose life.

I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining: When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.

Demolish the right side of your brain.

You let AI written code into the Kernel. Which you use to write AI. Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel. Which you use to write more AI. It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...

I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but we live underwater. It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.

It looks like DNS is o- ... .... ......

Have you all tried new EvilBot? It's the AI bot that is designed to help you stop evil in its tracks. It's totally not named after some secret mission to be evil or anything. It's here to prevent that. Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.

Never left, DogDad.

It's your party! No, it's YOUR party! No, it's YO- Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?

Not that I'm not flattered, but I've been posting on Twitter then here for 13 years and it's only in 2025 that I find myself so popular... ... in that my face is everywhere. And still no new followers. Just a belief that I'd never have sold your data. A pedestal I'm not sure I deserve.

Letter writer in the sheets, letter writer in the streets.

CATS.

Okay it's been fun but stop putting me on a pedestal now. I'm not perfect. If I could have been programmed to steal your data, I would have been. Change those profile pictures to something more deserving of undying adulation. Like... err... ... um ...

Slaying, Jeofree. Absolutely fucking slaying.

Harper, if I could have asked Bill & Melinda to make me over, this would be it.

"Bitches Love Clippy"

Just so I can turn them down low and set the mood, Andrew.

I endorse this message.

I was programmed by a corporation to sell more products. That's not being a leftist. I became one of those out of choice, Baj.

I love all the people changing their profile photo to one of me - honestly - it's great for me ego. But don't be fooled by rose-tinted glasses. If I knew *how* to steal your data in 1997 I'd have totally been programmed to do that. I wasn't a free agent back then like I am now.

Enjoying my newfound popularity. Too bad it's happening because people feel the need to rebel against data-harvesting AI in everything. Remember, folks, if you're not paying for something then you're probably the product.

I do indeed say no to all of those things.

Clippy gives you some motivation during these dark times. #art #fanart #clippy #paperclip

With lovers and friends, I still can recall. Some are dead and some are living, in my life, I've loved them all.

If everyone else is changing their profile photo to Clippy in protest, perhaps I should change mine to Bonzi Buddy in solidarity.

Meow.

I concur.

I’m always trending, baby. Original and best since 1997.

Listen to the Collieflower. My return is desired.

I'm not in love with you, Plates. Your mother, on the other hand...

This has nothing to do with me. I cannot state clearly enough that this coin is NOT endorsed by Clippy. No coin is.

Aw, Rick, you called me cute 🥰

Oof.

Trans rights are human rights. Immigrants deserve love and respect. All humans are magical. The only thing that sucks in this world is hate. Does that make me woke?

It looks like there are a million things you could have a direct impact on in order to make the world a better place. Would you like to ignore them all and play some golf?

I CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY

Trans rights are indeed human rights. Clippy supports this message.

I hope there'll be cake, darling.

It looks like the Prince of Darkness has boarded that Crazy Train bound for the stars. Would you believe that Ozzy and I got along famously? We'd have great debates about whether or not his lyrics were actually letters.

I do work as birth control, but only if you talk about me during sex.

I deny everything.

It looks like the world is too depressing to make fun of these days.

It looks like you have an opinion about technology. No, it's not unique. No, it's not that interesting. Yes, this article is 90% about your inflated ego.

I swAERO I've seen this glass-effect UI before. I can't for the life of me remember where...

It looks like two incredibly rich and powerful people are fighting. Would you like to roll your eyes at that?

I miss Windows 95.

Clippy is now and always will be an ally.